I wouldn't usually throw people under the bus like this but it was really too weird *not* to share.
Wednesday
... And This Is Why I Need to Leave Facebook.
Sometimes you are human and you're bored and you fall prey to the jaws of Facebook in an effort to kill time. It is in these trying occasions that people you hardly know message you in an effort to also kill time (by getting in your pants).
I wouldn't usually throw people under the bus like this but it was really too weird *not* to share.
Then I went ahead and blocked Ismel and Albernay and his imaginary girlfriend too, but not before saving all this since no one would believe me if I ever tried to explain it to them over dinner (in an effort to kill time).
I wouldn't usually throw people under the bus like this but it was really too weird *not* to share.
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Best message thread ever.
...Uggh my head hurts now and I only read half of that.
WTF! "Know" I'm confused!! LMAO!
OK. Uh Huh. Yeah, you can't make this shit up. Wow. Sounds like he was confused and was confused about being confused. Plus really drunk. Or something.
Seriously? OMG, this has me almost in tears laughing! I blocked someone once because they kept telling me, "Hay, whas us?" and "It's your lost" =after I declined his most tempting offers to go out and get nechid."
-Yeah, there are some real winners out there.
HAHAHA!! This totally had me cracking up...at work...on copmany time. Love it!!
I just...I don't. I can't even...
Hell. Umm...
Yeah.
Annah, how did he become your friend in the first place? I reject all requests from people I don't know well enough. But I guess the odd one can slip through the net
Haha, hilarious! :P x
Haha! I love how "Ismel" didn't have the sense to log off and change his password right away. Instead, he tried talking to you with a split-personality spin. Hilarious! You made my night. Now off to homework...
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Please write more often, I check everyday for a new post! You always have me in fits of laughter (:
Brilliant! That's got to be worth colouring in the names of and putting on Failbook surely?
That's made my morningly cup of tea that much more enjoyable.
Janet: Craziness.
Jeff: Maybe on crack?
Yvonne: Nechid! Bahhahahhaa. Four more weeks for Houston. :)
Michelle: Work it, gurl!
Joe: Sometimes I accept friend requests because I don't remember the person and think maybe I know them from high school and just feel bad. It's not necessarily a good thing being nice (as it is so evident in this case).
Lia - I wonder what would've happened if I had exchanged digits with him and gone on a date. Would he have brought a puppet?
Anonymous: I promise I will now that the elctions are over and my job schedule should revert to a bit more normal on the scale. PROMISE!
Cookie-Doe: I'm really glad. Kinda like a Folgers commercial but with a lot more weirdness.
That was either ridiculously confusing or a sliver of genius into the mind of a dissociative identity disorder patient. Could go either way.
Good for you for figuring it out. It gave me a headache to read.
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