Tuesday

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome!!!!!

Guess whose friend adores her so that she gave her a brand new smart phone with internet?!!!!!!!!
Lola loves me to levels unimaginable by my rather small brain but I can still process the fact that hey! I will now have internet on my phone. And Facebook. And email. And Twitter, homies! This is radical.

I spent the morning elbow deep in paperwork and meeting room reservations. I spent the afternoon ankle deep in dog hair and Kibbles n' Bits. I spent the evening head deep in sweat and trying to avoid unleashing a fart festival during Zumba after a late lunch of Mexican and refried beans. Tonight isn't one of those nights where I feel like sitting on the floor connected to an ethernet cable so I can blog (hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me).

That and I want to mess with my new phone, obviously. And as I cleaned all the pornographic baby pictures Lola left behind, I found this!

(Nevermind I don't remember taking this picture or when it took place).

The phone remembers, guys. And that's why it's "smart."
Good times and rock n' roll.

15 comments:

Gia said...

Congrats!! That's awesome. and it's not even a crappy blackberry (like i have)

Anonymous said...

Awesome, now it's way easier for you to check out the responses to your Craigslist ads while standing on corners and in seedy bars, whore.

LOLA said...

Yep!! Lola loves you very much!! :o* Enjoy babe... DON'T LOSE IT...

Mynx said...

New phones are always awesome. Especially ones you can use to play on the internet.

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J Franklin Evans said...

Congrats on the new phone, Gorgeous! I gotta get me one of those. One day.

Odie Langley said...

Hey Gorgeous, my phone is not a smart phone but it is certainly smarter than this old guy. Don't know what I would do with one that does everything. Linda's 18 yr old daughter goes ballistic when her smart phone goes on the blink. Hope you have a great rest of the week and I will try to be more regular with my comments. You are still beautiful, awesome and famous on this end.
Hugs,
Odie

Rommel said...

welcome to the new age once more. just dont go breaking it or losing it again lol

Lissa said...

What is with this Ass-nonymous person always trying to bring you down. Obviously it doesn't phase you but it's hilarious how they post second to third on almost every post, just to call you whore. Tsk, tsk, shame shame. Congrats on the phone, I'm still a few years behind the technology so internet isn't display so beautifully on my non-touch qwerty phone.

Annah said...

Lissa.. anon is a douche.

Let's see how long until I lose this phone. Or drown it in vodka.

Joshua said...

Watch out, world, she's armed and dangerous now (instead of just dangerous).

Susan Cooper said...

Now you are ARMED & Dangerous. That is very, very, very cool. Susan Cooper

Christy said...

hey! hey! look whose back in business!! Welcome back! lol

Eddy said...

60% of critics like this.
63% of users like this.

Bouncin Barb said...

I'm happy you got a phone again. Have fun with it but please don't lose it OK? haha. Hugs sweetie!

MonsteRawr said...

It took me 4 hours to set up my new phone. See you Tuesday.