Monday

Mea Culpa

Between a wine party Thursday evening and leaving to New York the next morning to return to Miami on Saturday afternoon and celebrate a friend's thirtieth birthday to sleep three hours and spend all of Sunday cooking for ten friends and drinking too much wine, my brain is a fried egg (on drugs).

The next ten days before I leave to Cuba are packed with so many activities I've hired someone to split me in three and rock on. Also, my internet broke again (fucking Comcast!) and I drowned my other new phone in a glass of vodka. I promise you that I'm trying my bestest to keep it together but all I can ask for presently is patience and faith that I can be an ambassador for madness and bad decisions even when I'm not writing about it.

My friend finally got around to uploading my banner and I love it more than beef empanadas drizzled in hot sauce. Ryan says it looks like the rising sun flag and I guess it kind of does but it wasn't on purpose. Regardless, we all need a little rising in our lives, whether it's the sun or male body parts.

I hope you're having a killer holiday season. And by killer, I mean full of love and gifts. Not blood and knives. That would be weird.

X,
Annah

25 comments:

Rommel said...

I prefer blood and knives but to each his own i guess.
This is bullshit, disclaimer posts are gay.
You need a swift kick in the arse, like ridiculously.
If only they had an app for that...

Rommel said...

BTW there seems to be what i believe is a zit on your banner....

Lost.in.Idaho said...

I like the banner, but on my blogroll, your site's name is now "."

There's a way to keep the "Red Means Go" name there without it blocking your banner. But it sounds like your to-do list is a little long at the moment.

Cheers to having fun! Keep on partying, and enjoy Cuba. I'm craving a cigar now, thanks to you.

April said...

Sounds like your life is going super well. Busy is good! Bravo!

From the Mind of a Madman said...

I like to think of your banner as more of a circus tent style... the circus of bad decisions maybe?

Annah said...

Rommel: I know I do. I am WORKING on it.

April: Busy is good, except my brain is missing sleep. Like. A lot.

Lost: I'm so bad at these things. promise to try and fix it soon.

Madman: I kind of prefer that.

Ferrell Gummitt said...

What is an Empanada? My wife is half Mexican and she makes some really great Mexican food but I have never heard of an Empanada.

Sorry. Just a Gringo.

Gia said...

I like the banner!

Have fun on your trip to Cuba

Bouncin' Barb said...

Busy lady you are!!! Wow. I love your header. It reminds me of peppermint candies which I love. Have a great trip to Cuba, a wonderful Christmas and be safe wherever you go and do. Hugs and love my friend!!

Consciously Sedated said...

Awesome banner. Don't pickle your liver too much over the holidays... the color yellow should be reserved for shitty spray-tans, not cirrhosis.

Workingdan said...

It's the holidays...we are all busy and losing sleep!

If your brain is fried eggs, would you call it over-easy or sunny-side-up?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you have to pack as much whoring as possible into the next ten days before your trip.

After all with the Holidays being such a lonely time I'm sure there are tons of your clients filling up your calendar (among other things).

Vapid Vixen said...

I like the new banner. And I especially like that every time I now click on your blog, I will think about men and their rising body parts. Happy thoughts!!

Fred said...

Only you can make the Japanese flag sexy. That's the virtue of your site.

Killer holiday to you, too!

Odie Langley said...

Annah I'll admit that I worry about you girl and hope you will try to take care of yourself the best you can the rest of this year. I'm hanging in there with my left hand still healing from carpel tunnel surgery and will have the stitches out this friday. Know you are loved and your banner is awesome.
Hugs,
Odie

Zombie said...

hey I just noticed the new banner! LOVE IT! :D

Rebekah Mae said...

Ahh So I'm not the only one who looked at the banner and saw the rising sun flag of good ol' Japan. Lmao. It's still nice though. ;)

Susan Cooper said...

Have an amazing holiday. I am so sorry to hear about your Comcast issue. Better things to come in the New Year. :-), Susan Cooper

ComcastCares1 said...

Have a safe trip!

Sorry for the trouble with your internet. If you still need help with your Comcast service, please let me know. I work for Comcast.

Mark Casem
Comcast Corp.
National Customer Operations
We_can_help@cable.comcast.com

Charlotte said...

Sounds hectic. Chill out, have some vodka, don't put your phone in it

Annah said...

Ferrell: It's this delicious fried dish with meat inside. I'm partial to chicken or ground beef empanadas... Especially the Colombian ones with the pink sauce or the pineapple sauce and some hot sauce on the side! Guaranteed diarrhea but wow! Delicious. So worth it.

Charlotte: Totally hectic. I'm trying to keep it together.

Joshua said...

I was trying to come up with a rising pun to put in here but because the rising son woke me up at 3am (and the rising daughter at 4am) my brain isn't quite up to the challenge.

By my count, there are a few That's What She Saids in there.

Like the banner.

Bodacious Boomer said...

I forgot to send you BD wishes on the 12th; probably because it was my big day too.

Travel safe my young clone.

Katsidhe said...

The new banner is fabbo, love.~

Have a wonderful time in Cuba!

Dr. Cynicism said...

Wait... blood and knives aren't part of your holiday tradition? Hmmm. (Great banner by the way!)