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I had seriously resolved to not blog unless I had something substantially important to say but I can't stay away for too long while my internet works. Yesterday, while virtually stalking myself, I came across the key words people searched to find me. And I know you guys must be so fed up of seeing these but hot damn, they are so spot on.
Everything makes perfect sense, except the last one. I mean, what the hell, guys? I'm not Mexican. I'm Cuban. And I've never peed on a car (that I can remember, anyway).
Yesterday I was getting ready for an 80's party that Mr. Good Kisser invited me to and painting my nails in a startling shade of hot pink at Penelope's house, when I asked her for the name of the polish.
"You're a pisa work," she says, in her best Italian accent.
I looked up in confusion. "Huh?"
"That's the name of the polish," she smiled and took a shot of honey rum. "Perfect, wouldn't you say?"
My outfit for the 80's party consisted of the following.
This morning when I woke, this is what I found:
I am still trying to figure out how I took my pants off without the leg warmers. Or where my pants are.
What a pisa work.
33 comments:
HAHA!! THIS IS AWESOME!
Love your blog!
As of yet, I have never woken up with less clothes than I went to bed in but congrats on such a feat. You should get some kind of award. (Not sarcasm)
Heh. Finding where your pants are is when the *real* fun starts. And I'm really looking forward to *that* story. Thanx for the chuckles, Gorgeous!
Maybe you're just THAT talented? MUAHAHAHAHA!
hahaha. sounds like it was a great night! Gotta love mornings like that trying to piece stuff together...although I must admit I usually can locate my pants...usually.
i love this all the way from the idea of stalking oneself to the mystery remaining leg warmers, you freakin' car-peeing mexican.
Did you check the car? Maybe you left them there while peeing on it! LOL
That sounds like a great night to me...and almost exactly like one of mine except for the 80's party.... Still not sure where my leg warmers came from....
Just one more talent/skill to add to that growing resume of yours. I'm both impressed and proud.
I call this... skill. Lol
Sounds like you were back in the 80's for sure! Hope they turn up sooner or later. Haha. You are funny sweetie. You're a Pisa Work!! Love you!
hahaha! it took me a moment to get 'what a pisa work' but that's really funny. and unexplainable nakedness just follows a night of drinking. it's supposed to happen now.
That's how we did it in the '80s. More importantly, though, did you crimp the side ponytail?
I want to be you when I grow up. You're kinda my hero.
HOW were you able to sleep with leg warmers on? Because I would have taken those off immediately.
I fucking love you people.
Sedated: No crimping. But it looked great. Pictures soon.
Whitney: beautiful color. You're a pisa work by OPI.
Monster: Me? Hero? Ill try my best to be a good role models for single ladies everywhere. Except for the cursing. The cursing is here to stay. My apologies.
lol now that's funny.
I post about the searches that bring people to my blog because really I have to share the insanity. Best ones lately are stop being a cunt captions and where do penis go when inserted in vagina. See your searches seam totally normal now.
I mean a good role ***model. This phone is a pisa work.
hahaha! This cracks me up! Well done on the fantastic night out (by the sounds of it). Maybe the pants went back to the 80s?
Brilliant!
It is certainly a real talent to remove pnts and yet leave legwarmers. I can only think that perhaps you got felt the need to "flash dance" sometime through the night
Sweetheart, you are a Pisa Work for sure and I certainly hope your clothes showed up somewhere. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall. Priceless.
Odie
Imagine the surprise people got when they were searching for mexicans peeing on cars and found here instead. lol. :D
Man, I hate it when my leg warmers make my pants disappear.
i love tacos too lol
lmao!!! too funny! I want to see a pic of you in the complete outfit though :) xoxo
At least you woke up! With warm ankles no less!
Must've been some party!!
Was your vibrator buzzing on the floor?
You must drink like me!
Darkheart: That's such a good hypothesis :) Seriously, the best one.
Zombie: I hope the surprise was pleasant.
Joshua: Those leg warmers were hell'a sneaky.
Rommel: Tacos are the best.
Danjor: My ankles WERE totally hot. Those things work!
Anonymous: My vibrator buzzing? I threw that thing away. Nothing is buzzing around here anymore. Except my brain. I'd call it more of a low humming, in spurts.
Glow: How do you drink?
That photo was just the proof of a good party.
My search terms usually consist of 'gay unicorn sex'. I don't know what to say.
He came in spurts?
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