My friends David & Sosi are getting married in Puerto Rico this October and so it's factual that my existence in the coming weeks will consist of movie nights and canned tuna dinners in an effort to save the one thousand dollars I'll need for my little journey to San Juan.
The other night, home and watching television (which is surprisingly fun, by the way) I posted this tweet:
I'm guessing that after one too many cups of tea you forgo the ability to write properly, but by "thoughts," I meant Who are the five celebrities you want to sleep with. Not, Thoughts on Friends?
Soon after I received a few tweets in uproar:
It's not like I neglected Friends on purpose, guys. It's just one of those things that never caught my attention, is all. But here's what I learned about the-ever-so-infamous sitcom after watching a full episode.
- Jennifer Aniston's hair is really pretty.
- The one liners in the show are super corny.
- I didn't really find it all that funny (I love you).
- That blonde airheaded lady makes the show.
- Ross is kind of cute in a dorky, frog looking sort of way.
- It's likely I'll never watch another episode again (I love you, again).
Now on to the real reason for my tweet, the top five celebrities I'd want to make sweet, passionate, skin clawing sexy time with (even though it's technically seven).
Michael Pitt
Channing Tatum
Wentworth Miller
Jackson Rathbone
Marlon Brando/James Dean
Josh Hartnett (not married nor the word that starts with a G that rhymes with hay, yay!).
Thoughts?
And by thoughts, I'm not talking about Friends.
48 comments:
My first thought was, mmm nah, i wouldn't do any of those guys, mostly because i'm not into guys hahahah
A good top 5 for me, just from the top of my head would be...hmmm Adriana Lima, Mila Kunis, Monica Bellucci, Kirsten Dunst (although i'm a bit ashamed of this one) and then Mila Kunis again, just because i can hahahah
I LOVE Monica Bellucci. And Mila Kunis is a good one too. I could do without the rest. Love Adriana, but then I hear her speak and it's like *crickets* Then again I'm sure you don't need her to speak at all. Okay, I'll stop now.
I love friends. Why am I not on your list of dudes? I'm not gay... all the time... I'm going to tweet you a sexy pic. you should update your blog and put me in, damnit!
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Thoughts?
Friends is incredibly overrated and you're a whore.
Charles: Send me a sexy pic and I'll consider. Popped up collar or some other GQ nonsense.
Anon: Hahhahahahahahaha. I feel horrible that you amuse me so. It's ridiculous. But thanks for the laughs.
I can't believe I agree with Anonymous but yeah, Friends is a pretty lame show.
Stick to my tv show recommendations I have a pretty good track record.
I didnt have a clue Channing Tantum was married... now maybe my GF will stop drooling over him. lol.
I never understood how some of my friends would have a "Friends episode viewing party" every week. LAME. I just went for the munchies and vodka!
I to have a list. Maybe you could tell me if it is even relatively possible...Ed Norton, Tyrese, the man who played Winston on How Stella got her groove back. I was so into him I had to watch the movie twice to know that Whoopi died! Tyson Beckford is also a yummy one. Lastly the man who plays Raylan on the Fx sitcom Justfied his name is Tim Olyphant.
Why am I not on this list??
I'm sad.
Yvonne: It wasn't "terrible." Just not my cup of tea. But oh my God, I saw "Jane Eyre" over the weekend and I LOVED it. Must watch. *meaow*!
Shannon: I LOVE YOUR LIST. Add to that the dude from "Diaries of a Mad Black Woman." And I ADORE that Olyphant guy. Hmmmm he is sexy!
You have a gay guy, two dead guys, and two married guys on your list? That makes my list (with the ONE [rumored] gay guy on it) look extremely attainable.
Even though my first foray into this whole list business didn't end all that successfully (see: http://volcanicensemble.blogspot.com/2010/10/guest-post-list.html), I will never give up the dream. John Stamos: watch your back.
My friends and I have all had these conversations because of that episode... I will just share my #1 person that I would make hot passionate sweet love to... Jonathan Taylor Thomas... OMG yum.
another great post Anna! Still digesting the fact that a) you had never watched friends before, b) didn't like it and c)called it corny. But you're funny, so I'll keep following you.
Check out my new blog if you get a chance, I'd really appreciate some feedback, and maybe a share or a follow? Thanks a mil, and keep up the good work!
My list has changed heaps from when I first watched that episode, now I like old guys more. (Although having said that Jackson Rathbone is beautiful! I had never seen him before)
Jeremy Wade
Kristen Holden Reid (the werewolf in Lost Girl)
Alexander Skarsgard
Javier Bardem (but in Perdita Durango)
Dancing Dror
Channing Tatum and Josh Hartnet are also on my list.
Add to them Alexander Skarsgard, Joaquin Phoneix, and Ben Foster.
Droooooooooooooollllllll......
Don't feel bad about knowing nothing about Friends - I feel worse for never having witnessed the glory of your listed hotties before now. (besides Marlon Brando, James Dean and Josh Hartnett - I live in Australia which is akin to being under a rock. Don't hate me.)
Never thought of Michael Pitt in that way before seeing THAT pic...wow. You have opened my eyes to a whole renewed world of fantasising. xx
He's married, I'm married but Hugh Jackman the whole way for me.
Yummmmm
Pheobe is the best character!
Also Rey Renolds, that's all I have to say about this.
And now I must follow you on twitter too. One more for the famousity! (I love this word, thanks for introducing it to me)
It's too early (or late, since I'm just getting home from work and have yet to go to bed) for me to properly answer this, so I'll have to get back to you on that one. Although, mine will probably be similar to yours, and I'm very sad to see Mr. Tatum is married. :(
I adore Friends but I think it is because I have been watching it so long and connected w/the characters at a young age and formed my love of them. I have to say that I'm not surprised an adult seeing it for the first time isn't a huge fan.
Now onto those hot bodies. Great list. Add some Jason Stathan, Nathan Fillion, Shamar Moore and I'm in!! :)
If I had never seen Friends, I would have worn that shit like a badge of honor, and had t-shirts made and everything.
The show wasn't all that great when it originally aired, and when I've got a few seconds in re-runs since, it REALLY hasn't aged well.
It's the 90s equivalent of Big Bang Theory, which I assure you, won't age well.
Moving right along.
I'm not big on celebrity crushes, so to speak, but having watched an episode of Mad Men yesterday, I will say, the female cast of Mad Men is my list.
Hmmm . . . only five? This will be difficult.
In no particular order:
Charlotte Wessels (lead singer for the Dutch band Delain. Has a boyfriend. I don't care.)
Cristina Scabbia (from the band Lacuna Coil. Dating Slipknot's Jim Root. Again, don't care.)
Mira Sorveno--I'll leve her forever.
Allison Scagllione--because I'm a dirty old man.
Eliza Dushku--I just dig them *bad* girls. Can't help it.
Thoughts? Am I a whore for dismissing the too young thing for Jackson? 'Cause I wouldn't mind him Rathbonin' me!
great list!
Hartnett is from MN, so come on up and see me!!
friends is kind of stupid. and the dumb blond is lisa kudrow. i think she's EXCELLENT in everything she's been in. she was the only reason i ever watched that show. and i've only seen maybe 15 episodes. and four of them were while waiting at doctor's offices.
having said that, how is jackson rathbone too young?? he's like 26. almost 27.
i wouldn't toss him out of bed either. but my top five would have to include dave navarro, andrew lee potts, shirley manson, brian austin green and megan fox. and the last two must come as a team otherwise i'm not interested.
Oh you guys are the best. Glad to see some of us share similar tastes!
And Shamar Moore! That was his name. Hot. Ooh that guy from 500 days of summer is kind of hot too. Sorry for the gentleman that this post is full of such blatant lusting after the hot men. And I'm not kicking Jackson Rathbone out of bed (if I ever find him in it). Ha!
honestly, i wouldnt turn gay for any of them. to each his own i guess lol. friends is over rated yo!
That's insane that you've never seen friends!! Crazy!! You never seize to amaze me lol! My list... let's see, 1. Ryan Gosling; 2. Leo Dicaprio; 3. Ryan Reynold; 4. Jake Gyllenhaal (HAY!); 5. Oh and Brody Jennar -lmao - i know! But he's hot!! BTW, thanks!! Great way to start my morning... daydreaming about hotties I would love to do!
Your famous, right? You would be on my list
1. Derek Jeter- number 1 on my list since I was 15
2. Matt Damon- because, come on, he's hot and adorable.
3. Taylor Lautner- because I want to teach him how to be a man
4. Josh Holloway (played Sawyer on Lost)- SUPER HOT
5. Michael C. Hall- because I love everything about him.
You NEVER count a guy out because he is "too young". I want to fuck like 75% of the 19 year olds I meet. And everyone I wanna bang is straight and single in my head.
I would have to add Shiloh Fernandez to the list. I paid $5 to see Red Riding Hood JUST for him. Totally worth it.
Go Google Timothy Olyphant and then we'll talk.
I think the issue with friends is that it's a "you had to be there" kind of funny. You're supposed to feel like the 6th friend (even if you are watching with all of your living, breathing friends) so those of us who were watching it from the beginning... in lame friends watching parties (:D) were "in on the jokes" because we were "there". Kinda like how a fart in church isn't funny unless your butt was rumbled from 6 people away.
And my list: keeping in mind I am 41 and kinda wish I'd grown up in the 50s:
Davy Jones of the Monkees
Sting
Matthias Reim (German pop star with a bunch of hits on the charts right now)
The Stingray version of Nick Mancuso
Nathan Fillion... well Castle. I want to play with Star Wars action figures with Nate. i think its the personality thingy in this case.
Richard Dean Anderson
I wrote a post once that I wanted a threesome with Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino. But now that you put that picture up of Josh Hartnett I will have to make it a 4some. He is gorgeous.
So, I'm addicted lately to L&O: SVU - I'm available for legal consultation anytime, BTW - and my number one hottie is Detective Stabler. It goes something like this:
"Why, Detective Stabler, of course you can have a cheek swab. ... Oh my, that's the largest Q-Tip I've ever seen!" And, scene!
Since I'm officially ancient I have to be careful here lest someone think I'm a some desperate twisted cougar on the prowl.
I used to have a thing for Robert Redford. But now since he dyes his hair red and has more warts than a frog, not so much. I know- Pierce Brosnan. Yeah- he's old- but so I am I, almost.
Hmmm... no worries, I never understood the "Friends" appeal either... your top 5 is cool, but we have COMPLETELY different tastes (except Channing Tatum, which btw used to be a stripper in Tampa, where he's from, did u know that??) My Top 5 --> David Banner (not traditionally cute, but he's like the intelligent thug of my dreams!), Drake (soft-lips and deep thoughts, wonderful combo), Idris Elba (British-accent-sexy), Chad Ochocinco (Have u seen him?) and Tupac (I know he's dead, but this is a fantasy list right?).
Oh, Channing and Wentworth. Yes. They have awesome names too, really.
Boppie's comment cracked me up. I'm addicted to Law and Order: SVU
My sister LOVES Friends, so it has a fond association for me, though I'm definitely not a die hard fan :)
1. I'm never watched Friends either. Maybe two episodes total. I put all the seasons in my Netflix queue in an attempt to find out what exactly my friends love so much about this show.
2. Michael Pitt...gross. I can only picture him as that kid that was a highlight of like, one Dawson's Creek episode.
3. In fact, I have to admit that I don't get any of your choices in celebrity men you'd like to bone. But, to each their own, right?? I mean, John Cusack is on my list and I'm pretty sure not a lot of people agree with me.
Your list is pretty decent. All attractive men, that's for sure.
I think my list differs a little bit though.
1. Eric Bana
2. Edward Norton
3. Seth Rogen
4. Cillian Murphy
5. Vince Vaughn (Swingers Vince, not bloated, ice cream devouring Vince)
I'm a bit all over the place haha
It just so happens that I have prepared a list earlier... I couldn't limit it to five... ten'll have to do.
http://www.rubywildflower.com/2011/01/10/10-to-1/
And seriously tell me that 'Friends' doesn't nurse you back to health everytime you are sick and need something on in the background whilst you flit in and out of consciousness!
Jennifer B: I love you, boo. But John Cusack!? Come on, now...
Wannabe Housewife: I think he's losing weight these days. Nevertheless, your comment made me laugh.
I'm not upset by the fact that you've never seen or care for Friends.
I am, however, upset by the fact that Taye Diggs is nowhere on your list. You sure that's a vagina you've got there?
LOL...that's all I can say!
Phoebe is the only reason to watch Friends. She rocks!
Shaun White - My best friend and I have decided this is the one guy we will share (not at the same time) and it will have no impact on our friendship.
Christian Slater - recommended by a prostitute and she should know.
Ben Folds - married and a nerd but it's hard to take someone's 5th marriage seriously and his music touches my soul so I want to thank him in the nicest way I know how. :)
William Hurt - Altered States grrrr!
Paul Newman - Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, 'nough said.
If my ex-boyfriend was a celebrity he'd be on this list but he's not so guess I'll have to bang him in real life. For real. If you ever meet him you should totally hit that!
The first time I have seen Friends is when Nick at Nite just did that marathon. I wouldn't go out of my way to see it again.
And if Wentworth Miller comes out, it will be worse for me than when Lance Bass came out.
I'd marry Eddie Cibrian, circa Third Watch.
Omg! I love friends. ^_^ Joey is my favourite <3. Oh well.!~
As for Josh Hartnett, I am sorry but he is taken. He has been mines since :3 he starred in "O".. *_*
Hahha, but seriously though. Isn't he a cutie?!
Btw love the blog! I'd be following! :)
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