For starters, I'm writing this post during my lunch break and drinking a beer. Secondly, it seems I won't have to live under a bridge anytime soon, seeing my landlord paid all fees due to the HOA as soon as I threatened to move out.
Finally, I had a friend take this picture today of the colorful cow I pass every day on my way to work and obsess over constantly. The city of Miami Lakes is filled with them and I just adore the friggin' things, almost as much as I love eating the real deal.
I leave you with a link to my favorite blog in the whole wide world. I love this woman in a very creepy sort of way. I mean, what's not to love? She's brilliant. And so what if her humor is an acquired taste just like wine? I guarantee you'll want a daily dose of it soon after your first few tries.
Click here and thank me later. But click on it, damn it!
22 comments:
so how creepy is your love? like do you stalk her? do you call her only to have her hear your heavy breathing on the line? not that i do that, just asking lol. sounds like fun. should have taken a ride on that cow, like a boss! lol
awesome!!! take that mean ole landlord !!!!!!
drink nicely and all will become better :)
have fun this weekend and smile lovely.. you have a beautiful smile!
That colorful cow looks delicious. Like a rainbow sorbet steak.
first off have so much fun in key west! second off holy shit! shut the front door! I'm so honored! i also like how you described my humor like a drug addiction...which lets be honest it totally is!
Yeah, I'm sure you got your landlord to pay those fees by just threatening to move out, whore. You're not fooling anyone.
A packing party to go to Key West? Yeah like you need that much fanfare to stick a bunch of ky jelly and condoms in a duffel bag. Have fun being groped by drunk old dudes that look like Ernest Hemmingway. Although I'm sure you won't mind.
"talks a bucket of shit." My favorite quote of the day!
Shut the fuck up "Anonymous" person. Go Paige. Love your shit.
Enjoy Key West... I'm jealous. Its on my list of places to go.... as for anonymous's comment.... "Annonymous you are a d-bag virgin stalker a-hole!!! Go away!!"
Thank, kiddies! Hope everyone has a fabulous Labor Day weekend, even those who are unemployed (half the population).
Nat: You're the best hunny. You deserve all the recognition in the world!
I clicked, and follow her too, now. Glad things worked out for you. Have fun in the Keys, Gorgeous!
Have a great weekend Annah and thanks for the blog recommendation, she's so funny!!
omfg anonymous, who even USES ky 'jelly' anymore? SO many better options. i feel sorry for your significant other, anonymous, because i highly doubt his or her lubrication needs are being met.
annah, have fun in key west - find one of hemmingway's cats for me and take a picture???? PUH-LEASE??
I'm glad things are looking up! We have the cows all over here in PA too. That one in particular is beautiful! Enjoy your trip!
You look beautiful today :-)
Also: in our town there a bunch of geese statues all around... painted or dressed differently. Maybe similar to your cows?
text me from Key West. No... call me when you are eating your key lime pie for me. Okay? For real.
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I love that your town does cows. Props on not being tempted to try and climb on it. Our town does horses and every freaking drunk chick to ever stumble the streets has tried to climb on top of it.
Also, I'm glad you're not homeless.
Drink more beer and everything will be okay....
*strokes hair in creepy fashion*
Love the cow picture. We all need something to obsess over in our lives. :-)
Why are you standing by the manure end of the beast instead of the head?
Yooo must be nice.I put off my my trip to Chi town cause i didn't have enough doe (had to send sommmebody half my doe);)...It's ok it worked out just fine.I got some booty,lmao!
Hope your trip to Key West is going well. I love people watching there. It's fabulous.
That's one kick ass cow. Enjoy your vacay!
I wonder what beef from that cow would taste like. lol.
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