A Compressed Version
- Grab two movies from Blockbuster.
- Rent one, get one free, bitches!
- Can't believe I've never seen this.
- Receive a call from Lola.
- "Guess who has a sitter?!"
- Summoned to go out.
- Really don't want to.
- Say yes anyway.
- Arrive an hour later.
- Three drinks at the house.
- Two shots in the car.
- One more sometime later.
- Irish pub, for the win.
- Live band in the background.
- Complete fade to black.
- Spilled drink on some girl.
- A boxing match challenge.
- Initiated by me.
- My friends hold me back.
- I've never fought anyone.
- Would've gotten my ass kicked.
- Violent onslaught of projectile vomitting.
- Way too old for this shit.
- Wake up on my parents' bed.
- Complete and utter confusion.
- An infinite walk of shame.
- Home sweet home.
- Check my Blogger stats.
More confusion.
- ::::: takes off her boxing gloves ::::::
31 comments:
I pressed refresh 10,000 times. You're welcome.
Yeah I'm sure it was weird for you to wake up in your parent's bed instead of some stranger's bed, whore.
I can't believe you've never been in a fight. I thought for sure you would have gotten into a few skirmishes over stolen customers.
I'm not even sure if I should be shaming your or saying bravo?? So.. er... BRAVO! ;)
Lorraine: So *that's* what it was!
Anonymous: Did I steal one of your customers? Is this what this is all about?
Sara: I don't even know either. Trust me. I'll tell you what I told my parents: I swear this doesn't happen, EVER. For realsies. Tequila is the DEVIL.
Okay, now I'm tired.
Great Scott that is a HUGE spike in views!! what is your secret?
And by the way, I am going to have to disagree with you saying Ferris Bueller is 'kind of' sexy...
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He's SUPER SEXY!!
(no homo)
;D
the vomiting picture is the best! LOL
Haha holy crap! I had a similar weekend! Although I woke up in my bed with my contacts still in and puke in secret locations of my room.
Um… I think the stats suggest to drink forever more in celebration.
Whats your secret? (besides being awesome)
Congrats! xx
You've never seen Ferris? WOW. Also? At least you "made" it home! lol
I hope you at least watched the movie before you returned it.
Just wondering. Did you dad yell at you in Spanish or English or was it was more Ricky Ricardo - you may be way too young to know who he was.
Just wondering. Did you dad yell at you in Spanish or English or was it was more Ricky Ricardo - you may be way too young to know who he was.
Ferris Bueller's Day off- Great movie. I've said I'm never drinking way too many times!
Annah!! Did you seriously go to your dad's place??? I'm still kind of in disbelief.
Kane
woah! where'd all that traffic come from?!
and LOL about waking up at your parents... that's awesome!
well the worst is over, its all downhill from here. make it a slip and slide of pee if you're drunk lol jk. those are the moments that you will never forget!
that is way too scary! maybe you were handing out business cards? hmmm...
Projectile vomiting is never, ever a happy thing. Only been there once, never want to go back there again. I made a promise to my liver, after all.
Chanel: watched the movie and it was pretty cute.
Ang: I have no clue where all that traffic came from. Then it disappeared. It was like lightning that lasted for an hour.
Rommel: that I willl never forget? You mean, that I will never remember. Ha!
Sounds like an alltogether embarassing night, but yay for the 10.000 views, what happened there, that's a huge amount! Lucky you, famosity is definitely near. Not to worry about the overly drunkenness, it happens. Could be worse, once had to take an ex to the ER with his mom, he was practically comatose, they undressed him and put a diaper on him, with me and his mother watching. Believe me you do not want to see your boyfriend naked whilst standing next to his mother. So see, it could have been a lot worse.
Ouch. I think I'm getting a sympathy hangover for you. That was some epic insanity, darlin'.
Also, I fucking hate Ferris Bueler's Day Off. Not really relevant, but I can't hear that movie discussed without sharing my hatred.
Some good things, some not so good things. Onward and upward. Thankfully, the walk of shame is very short. Hugs sweetie!
I knew you'd get there kiddo. Congrats on your famousity!
Seriously Annah...
How had you never seen Ferris Bueller??
Grasshopper, so many ways of the world that you have yet to learn!
Holy shit girl.
How are you still alive?
And how the hell did you get that many readers?!
Congrats on both though! (you know, living and being internet famous and all :) )
Joie: I didn't love it :( I didn't hate it, either. So I guess we're okay. I preferred Sixteen Candles and Pretty In Pink. Also, I was born and raised in Cuba so my whole movie love didn't start until I arrived in this beautiful land of the free (and discovered Blockbuster). Yay!
Bodacious & Wannabe Housewife: I haven't done anything. It must've been some sort of mistake. I'm back to my 2000 daily.
But wait, how DID you end up at your parents?!?! Ha ha ha. When ever I try to still party like a rockstar I projectile vomit too. Cruel, Cruel world.
Jules: I have initially been at my parents having dinner. So my friends picked me up from there and of course, dropped me off there. I was in no state to drive back to my apartment (apparently) so there I remained and wreaked havok. DISASTER.
this post is so funny, i'm sold. now following you!
Ok...so the movie isn't great. I mean...it's not even really that GOOD...BUT - it's a part of life. LOL
I am a fan of almost all things Molly Ringwald, so I agree with your sentiments. :)
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