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I Don't Even Know...
At the present moment I'm sitting at the dining table (where I usually blog) and Katie's sitting on the couch (where she usually dwells) and I'm listening to I've Got A Crush On You by Frank Sinatra and singing along really loudly but I'm wearing headphones so for sure she's plotting my death as I sleep tonight.
Ay, you guys, today I wanted to write a great post but as you already know greatness can't be produced on a constant basis so here goes nothing.
- I went to the nude beach the other day and a stranger sat in front of me.
- Not facing the ocean.
- Facing me.
- He was naked.
- I was alone.
- Also naked.
- It was creepy.
That's all for today except I have a question: How can you tell if a man is gay? The thought has been plaguing me for days. Seriously there are so many fabulous gay men in Miami that I think they should all have some sort of sign to throw at a girl if they are. Like gang signs, but full of glitter.
I think I may have the hots for someone who bats for the other team. A little crush of sorts. Help me.
34 comments:
He is gay if he likes other guys :)
But how do I know if he does, silly... :( Thanks for trying to help, though
Oh come on mija just ASK him. Or I will ask him for you. Give me his number.
Also: thank you for the nude beach image in my mind (of you, not the guy).
also: tell Katie i hope i haven't offended her too bad.
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Here is what you do. Invite a good looking gay guy to meet the other guy and if the other guy in question starts making out with him right away then there is your answer.
either that or hone your gay-dar.
Also, in b4 anyone asks for pics from the nude beach. lol.
Charles: I am not asking him. No no no no no.
Zombie: You are REALLY good. Maybe I will. Awkward, but it could work.
Does he have 2 eyebrows and better skin than you? If you answered yes to both of those, he's probably gay.
I'd go with Zombie, invite a hot gay friend, dress smouldery. This is the time to get the cleavage out! Then all get tipsy and see who he goes for :D
Well, if you feel like you need to ask the question, he probably is.
ask him to go shopping with you.. show him 2 outfits. if hes hot gay he will give you the best advice and pick an amazing outfit out for you. if he straight he will pick an outfit out that just shows ass and tits LOL...
is that bad of me??
you know its true ^________^
blueeyedtawni: Hahahhaha. SOOOOO true. Well he hasn't really done anything to make me think that he is. It's just that he is SO beautiful, that I wonder how he cannot be. I don't know. Regardless I don't think I'd ever had the cojones to ask him out. But stay tuned, boys and girls. You know how this thing goes.
This has happened to me! when I was 18 I had a huge crush on this guy that worked in Macy's with me... he worked at the MAC makeup counter. He did not act gay or looked gay so I decided to test the water by basically throwing myself at him! Ofcoarse I quickly learned he was the biggest drag queen inside BUT we became great friends and he would do all my make up! lesson learned if he quiacks like a duck... walks like a duck... looks like a duck, then he is the biggest duck around! lol!
Straight men rarely frequent nude beahces they can go to a strip club to see t*ts and as*. From my expirience if you see a man on a nude beach they are probably gay, bisexual or have some kinky sexual issues.
For the record it was not me...but I wish I could have enjoyed looking at your scenery.
Little known fact, all gay men are born with a third nipple, referred to as "Satan's Nipple." So next time you're wondering, just casually sidle up to him and take a peek up his shirt. There's your answer.
Or maybe just ask him, with all of your adorable charm, if he's a fan of the cock. You'll either have your answer of he'll be really offended and won't want to talk to you anymore. Either way, problem solved.
Are his hands softer than yours? Does he look in the mirror and stare at his ass? Does he light up when random "hot guy" walks into a room? -If yes to any of the aforementioned, then, Gay. LOL
Well gay men tend to react negatively to a woman's bare breasts. So you could invite him to the nude beach...
I agree. If you have to ask you already know the answer. However, if you want to be absolutely sure just ask the guy. Who knows, you might get lucky. :D
Susan Cooper
thats a good one but there are subtle differences. if you notice sometimes they hold hands with other guys and possibly even kiss them. they just might be gay. also, if they are fabolous, are well-kept, well-groomed and dress snazzy probably gay lol.
um i always falling for gay dudes... and fucking every hot dude in nyc is gay....flerg.
Good God, I love you people.
Is the possibly-gay-guy also the guy that sat facing you on the nude beach?
Because I would say that yes, he is probably gay.
"Like gang signs, but full of glitter."
Just...brilliant, chica.
And anyway, just flirt OUTRAGEOUSLY with him. It'll be fun either way and, if he is gay, he'll let you know.
Or possibly change his mind... ;-)
- B x
Yeah, they should wear wrist bands or something. But seriously HAVE YOU NOT READY ANY of my blog???? Stay the eff away from crushing on gay men! It'll only end in tears (and lots of blog fodder!)
And THIS is why you always bring a partner with you to the nude beach. It's important to outnumber the pervs, who usually travel alone, since being pervy is...perverted.
B: I think I am going to take your advice and lay on the flirt factor.
Luda: No. The dude that sat in front of me at the nude beach was definitely not gay (he was a stranger). A stranger with a hard on. It was the WEIRDEST thing ever. And I wasn't allowed to react because, well, you're supposed to act civil in nude beaches. More on that next week. PROMISE.
i don't understand how some women can get deeply offended about something to minute, yet when some guy openly makes a rude statement, verbally and physically, it perceived as less severe, and pardoned on the spot. blah
I have the same problem too!Eventhough I have a lot of gay friends and my gaydar was perfectly fine before this..Now,it's all crap and I keep hitting on the wrong guy..(Gosh,I hope my fiance isn't a closet gay..Lol..)The only way I 'filter' them out now is by talking about some hot,yummy actor,like maybe Channing Tatum.If he goes like,"wtf are you talking to me about him for",then he's probably straight..but if he starts to hyperventilate and drool, then you'd better forget about asking for his phone number unless you guys want to exchange make-up tips or something..lol..hope that helps!
heaps of hugs from Singapore!:)(zuraidah)
i'd be terrified to go to a nude beach alone because of that. my luck, the creepiest guy there would decide to, like, stand over me to 'watch the ocean' or something like that and drip sweat on me.
or something.
i'm not like afraid of naked people. i just don't want ones i don't know sitting on top of me.
unless i asked. and i wouldn't ask at a beach.
ALSO re: gay crush. flirt, flirt, flirt. you should know by now, gay men are INCURABLE flirts. so it will be fun to exercise your flirting muscles against another pro. and if he's gay, you'll figure it out during flirting. it seems to come out then.
I just decided to follow your blog because your nude beach post creeped me out. First time following due to creepy factor. Not sure what that says about me.
Oh. And being a female going to a nude beach alone? Highly impressed!
if you guys are on a talking basis - ask him about his past relationships... in a friendly sort of way...
LOL @ the picture saying "Let's change the subject." I would say based on his conversation and how his compliments come out. Like a man who continues to compliment stuff only a girl would think was cute and ask where you got it from...ex purse, nail polish, eye-shadow etc.
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I have a friend who behaves quite gay and feel comfortable around girls, but never admitted he is gay :(
I wonder too, what are the signs?
Sadly I have no words of wisdom for you kiddo. Even at my advanced age sometimes I'm wrong. It doesn't happen very often; but it happens.
When in doubt just ask. A secure straight guy will just assume your complimenting his grooming and fashion choices.
LOL my life is so boring compared to yours... and yes, that is jealousy. I would love to have to question if my crush was gay. Unfortunately, fabulous gays in the middle of Iowa are few and far between.
They need to make a book for these situations. Gay-dar for Dummies. I'd buy it.
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