Wednesday

How To Scare The Shit Out Of Someone

Disclaimer: I, Annah Rondon, do not make myself responsible for any heart attacks the following video may cause. Also, do not try this on anyone with heart conditions or easily startled.
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There are times when people just get what's coming to them. The following is a fool proof method of scaring the gajeebers out of someone when properly executed.
I find this to be particularly hilarious at work (if the environment lends itself to such shenanigans and it doesn't get you fired). Finally, there's a possiblity the prankster may get punched/slapped by the victim, so proceed with caution.

***Last disclaimer: My friends are terrible actors and yours should be better if you aim for this to actually work.


22 comments:

J Franklin Evans said...

I prefer the sneak-up-behind-them-and-say-"Boo!"-in-their-ears method. Not quite as spectacular, I know, but still, a classic. Especially with this one lady at work who startles quite easily--and loudly. Heh.

Charles said...

NICELY DONE! I'm gonna try this... although you should put a disclaimer cause children could suffocate.

Also: your friends get five thumbs up for being cute.

Annah said...

J. Franklin: But this one works SO well.

Charles: Damn it, mijo. You're right! Working on that right now.

Daniel said...

This was great! Does this mean we have more videos on the way from you?

Annah said...

Daniel: Possibly. It was a lot of fun to make and put together. Then again, I laugh at anything and am amused easily. I'd like to do a Q&A vlog one of these days, so we'll see...

Awwsumkitteh said...

Personally I don't sneak up to people I don't really know or who have anger problems because then they'd kick my ass lol

Hasidic Plumber said...

Exactly how irresponsible would be to use my nephew to do this kind of things? Let's suppose he is like...hmmm 6 hahahaha

Janet said...

I am NOT a terrible actress!

thatwhitegirlsblog said...

Awesome - very well put together - nice job! Gifted writer & director... No fair - why'd you get all the talent?!?! :P

~Al~ said...

Hmmmm.Not a good one to try on me*whispers*likly get a quick jab on reflex.Oooops sowy!;D

Zombie said...

What if all you have are tall and fat friends? Should I get the HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY bags?

Annah said...

Hasidic: If he's a good actor and doesn't die inside the bag, why not!

Whitegirl: Girl, please! That video took me an approximation of three hours to put together... and it was less than two minutes long. That's not talent. It's determination! ;)

Zombie: Who would pick up the bag, then? Jolly The Green Giant? LMAO

Bouncin' Barb said...

Now that's funny! Unless you're on the receiving end of the joke. Love it. You're too cute! Love Ya!!!!

Doug Stephens said...

What if there's this guy at work you (I) don't like, and I tell him about this joke. He gets in the bag and I go to get the victim, but somehow get distracted and take a two-hour lunch break.

Would that be mean?

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

holy effing hell, you scared the sh@% out of me!!! ok, i'm better now. whew.

Whitney Soup said...

not lame at all! you are a genius :)

Susan Cooper said...

That is great. Halloween is coming. That would a fun thing to do.


Susan Cooper

Annah said...

Doug: I was kinda sad not many people had commented on the post but then I read yours and almost peed myself in the car laughing. You're terrible!!!!!!!!!! Evil and I love it.

Susan: I didn't even remember that :) Good call.

Danger Boy said...

A time-honored classic. You are evil, and it's only one of the things I love about you.

Hanna said...

Ha ha ha ha. I like Doug's idea.

Hanna said...

Ha ha ha ha. I like Doug's idea.

Dr. Cynicism said...

*sigh* Hopefully we'll get this to work at some point. We've gone through 4 petite friends already (they keep annoyingly dying of suffocation) while waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk by.

Thanks for the schoolin!