The moment you go to the bathroom and realize there's no toilet paper after you've already tinkled. Then you cross the stalls in search of some with your underwear still down by your ankles when that girl you can't stand from accounting walks in and catches you looking like this:
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The most surprising part of that post is that you were wearing underwear, whore.
that kind of looks like porn with the sexy shoes & panties around your ankles. there are probably some people with public bathroom fantasies too. who knew you could be so sexy while sick & dribbling.
Of course I wear underwear, Anonymous! But your mom doesn't.
I love your dress and you are looking great. Did she say anything? or did you guys have that awkward uncomfortable staring silence?? I hope you cracked a joke and made her blush..lol
Haha, oh honey, hard times all around!
And Anonymous, please go suck a fuck.
Sherilin: Oh God. Public bathroom porn. This blog hits a new low everyday :) LMAO. I love it.
Ally: No. I was COMPLETELY embarrassed. I just kinda shuffled my ass into the stall and wiped and hightailed it out of there. Thanks for the compliment! I have lots to write about in regards to weight loss. I've been marginally better at dieting lately and been working out. Pain everywhere, but results are showing up a little. Also, the dress is from BJ's! :) It's a store. Not to be confused with BJ's as in blowjobs. It was $14.99 and I LOVE IT! *hugs*
Aww, that sucks. Monday just sucks.
Also WOW, Anonymous really has nothing better to do with their time... this makes me happy :)
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What's wrong with underwear from Target? That stuff's pretty high end.
I seriously hope that you took this photo at home and photoshopped it. The only thing more embarrassing than what you described would be asking said horrid co-worker to take your picture so you could blog about it later!
Super cute dress! I love it.
I think the fact that you didn't try to off yourself with a stapler to the face makes you a super hero.
I thought it was kinda hot . . oh, did I say that out loud?
What I want to know is how this picture came to be.
TB & Christina: The picture of me was taken by my camera's setter feature. No one saw me with my underwear down (except my coworker). The picture was then superimposed on the stall picture I took this afternoon. The receptionist offered to take it for me but, I thought it would be weird to pull down my panties for her.
I thought those were fart lines behind you, then I realized they were the other half of the arrows.
I totally thought the yellow lines were pee stench waves. How weird am I?
Also, you look hawt in that dress. Why are you so worried about losing weight?
I think Anonymous has a crush on you!
Ar least you weren't doing the weird squat walk so your undies don't fall on the ground.
If you just go commando you wouldn't be havin that problem there... lol.
Too bad you weren't wearing granny panties.
Have you lost MORE weight? You look fabulous doll! Keep it up! (and that goes for your panties too!) hehehehehe
Mondays can suck big fat donkey cock as far as I'm concerned.
Can i say that nearly happened to me? Luckily, I was the only girl in the building when the loo I was in was out of paper
lmao I bet your the talk of the office. Love it. I always check now as someone keeps stealing our tp at work. I swear wtf!
Haha wow that sounds embarassing :D If it was a co-worker you liked you might just have had a good laugh about it, but as you don't like her it's extra awkward!
And I too love the polka dot dress, you look lovely in it!
Imagine how much worse it is for a guy whose just taken a shit.
This is where the undershirts come in handy.
There are times when I am glad to be a man. This would be one of those times.
Now picture that happening to a dude, who just destroyed the room with a stinky, trying to go get paper towel from the dispenser next to the sink, because there is only ONE stall in this particular men's bathroom, and it is out of toilet paper.
And TRUST ME, he needs to wipe.
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George: Fart lines? NO! I was not pooping. I've taken it upon myself not to talk about poop on the ol' blog for a while. Think I may be driving you guys crazy with that subject.
Jessica: *stealing* toilet paper? Who DOES that?
Little redhead: Love me some polka dots :) And they're totally in this season.
Alpha: Undershirts?!?! hahahhaha.
Danger: You boys are so lucky... You really have no idea.
Kev: Thanks so much for that wonderful visual.
sweet lol at least you werent dropping a deuce, then it would have been awkward xD
Thanks for the laugh...and George too! :)
I hate when that happens =( no tp=horriddeathforusall. guys have it so much easier.
Well, pleasant thoughts, at least your underwear wasnt stuck to the BOTTOM of your shoe...imagine the office consternation. :-)
Dean
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muahahaha. god damn i fall more and more in love with you everyday little lady.
Just remember kiddo it coulda been worse.
It coulda been after a #2 not #1. That's the cup is half full outlook.
Paige: I love you TOOOOOOOOO!
Mija, don't you have a pack of tissues in your purse? Those things are good for emergencies like that...
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You totally just made my day. You and your target panties are fucking fantastic.
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