Drogo (fictitious name, chosen by him because he's a coward and doesn’t want to lose his job): Holy crap you need to see the piece of work that just walked into my store!
(For the record, Drogo works at a ladies’ make-up store here in Miami. No, he is not gay.)
Me: Piece of work?
Drogo: Yeah it’s like this Lady Gaga, tall, I-don’t-know-what, with all the ass hanging out and wearing this weird wig.
Me: Is it like, a cardboard cut out? Or a real person.
Drogo: A person. Flesh and blood.
Me: Picture!!!!!!!!
(two minutes later)
Me: Oh my Gahhhh, what the heck is that?
Drogo: Some crazy girl, probably a Gaga fan.
Me: Oh honey, that isn’t a girl.
Drogo: Of course it’s a girl. What the heck's it gonna be?
Me: A guy, dummy.
Drogo: Seriously? Damn. Guess I shouldn’t have let it give me a blowjob in the men’s bathroom then, huh?
Lord save us.
26 comments:
Ha.. funny story. And absolutely NOT a chick.
Or at least an extremely manish one.
SD
www.TheSimpleDude.com
To call that picture weird is the understatement of the year.
Hope you have a great weekend Annah.
Odie
You're probably just friends with that poor idiot just so you can get a discount on body glitter and whatever other whore supplies you need to drum up business.
What kind of straight guy works at a make-up store anyway?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Like a scene from the Hangover Part 2!! LOVE IT!!
Drogo's first Drag Queen! lol
Where is that, the DMV or something?
Simple Dude and Odie: if that's a chick, then I am secretly a man.
Christy: You know how crazy these boys are. Hypnotized by ass. Any ass.
Tsaritza: It's at the make-up store he works at :)
now that's a queen who knows how to rock false eyelashes. workin' it.
i love drag queens but am entirely too jealous of their makeup skills.
Nay, you don't need new friends. Good friends always send you pictures of trannies. It's how they say they care. Bonus points if said friends don't realize there's a bat n' balls all tucked up in that shit.
And holy Christ on a Cracker, that queen looks like a Gaga zombie costume.
haha, i can't belive he thought it was actually a woman! very funny story...
AmberLaShell Rants
haha, drogo better watch out, he might just end up like hugh grant in the back of a police car!
That is the most obvious drag queen ever. I am worried about the "women" your friend "Drogo" may be trying to pick up! Not all of them are that easy to spot...maybe you should do a post on how to spot a man dressed as a woman for all those poor guys out there who are in for a nasty surprise when they go downtown on their new "lady".
Come on now can't you tell a chick with an adams apple when you see one?
Heh. Look, if you had new friends then you wouldn't be able to post stories like that one. Thanx for another chuckle, Gorgeous--I needed it!
that image is so disturbing it's going to haunt my dreams.
I would nail that girl night after night! Love that hair!
All your other readers are crrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyy!!!!
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But was it good for him??
Those eyelashes are kind of hot.
i'm scared. hold me.
That is one ugly and scary looking whatever it is!! Unreal that some folks think that's hot and sexy!!
What IS that???
He did not know that was a man and he sprays women with perfume for a living. This boy needs real help.
How did he hide his bulge in that tiny outfit??
I gave a shout out to you on my blog, you always make me smile, girl!
www.nerdygirlmusings.blogspot.com
OH. MY. EVERLOVING. GOD. I feel so sorry for Gaga!
Dean
http://leftcoastguy.com
Lol - I use to be a manager for Sears and had a guy come in (not even decked out like this Gaga-male-wanna-be) in a blue leotard with a very see through sheer skirt asking me to help him find a women's swim suit for himself. Needless to say, I held my composure while talking to him, was saved by his movie at the theater getting to start, and could not stop laughing the rest of my shift.
would it be gay if you thought it was a chick and it was good? lol jk that shit is weird!
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