Olivia: Yooooo... I've just looked into your future and it does not look good for you, my friend.
Me: Don't tell me you went to see that fortune teller again!
Olivia: No, stupid. I just Google imaged you and the old you doesn't look very hot. You need to start hitting that gym and piling on the Oil of Olay like it was your job, buddy.
Me: Why were you Googling me, stalker?
Olivia: Because I was Google imaging this guy from work and nothing came up, so I just started being nosy to see what sort of goodies popped up.
Me: I see.
Olivia: You *should* see. Or maybe not.
27 comments:
I'd do you. Both of you.
Matt: Um. Thanks?
Well as far as older ladies go, you dont look too bad as your older self. All the more motivation now to take care of yourself and be healthy and active!
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Or just die young. that's what I plan on doing. lol.
Apparently future me is a big purple dinosaur, so I'm guessing that means I end up hooked on meth or something?
Zombie: I like your game plan.
Luda: Your future looks better than mine. DANG!
So you're going to turn into Jabba the Slut. You may need to restructure your price list, whore.
PS. I hope you know Matt.
Jabba the Slut Oh my.
Annah, you've got to aim higher. Think higher, shoot for Princess Lay-me.
Luda: I don't :/
David: I love Princess Lay-Me. Maybe I can be that for Halloween?
The secret is not Oil of Olay, but sunblock sun block and more sunblock. Preventing wrinkles is easier than trying to grease them away. And eat lots of salmon. I'm regretting all those Cheetos and chocolate dinners of my 20's now :(. I'm glad to see anonymous back - I was worried Irene sucked him into Oz. You know he'd have all the flying monkeys calling each other sluts in no time ;)
Well... at least you don't have a botched nose job or deflated salmon lips? I mean, at least that's something... right? :)
Heh. Now that's a good friend. Or somebody who has way too much time on her hands.
Wowzers I love Annah number 6 in the line up.
Not so shabby little miss xx
That lady looks really nice though.
I mean... I wouldn't partake in her physical boom boom... but... you know....
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"Older" Annah's eyebrows look like they were penciled in. Fashion DON'T! lol
Proof that you can find anything on Google.
Apparently I become a lovely looking black woman with a magnificent afro. I'm feeling good about that.
Could be worse. But are my eyes deceiving me or does old you have drawn-on eyebrows? I'd advise you not to go there, pencil eyebrows are creeepy. And old you could use a different haircut too. And some anti shine powder :p
But other than that, old you looks fine, bit matronly, but who knows how many children you'll pop out later on :D
Nice necklace.
If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
PYT - pretty young thing
Yes, it could be much worse. I just Google imaged myself to see what came up. Future Me looks like she has a deep love of fanny packs and unshaven vaginae. (Did you know that the plural of 'vagina' is 'vaginae'? I did not until just now. But you didn't know that your blog is also educational.)
oooh looks like you have a creepy anonymous too :) i don't even have ONE anonymous on my blog, and you have two. FAMOSITY.
my google image search is ridiculous and very schizophrenic.
I just love that your ball fro made it into google images. Job well done, Google!
Sarah: You'll be a soul sistah in twenty years. Niiiccceee.
Kev: You're hilarious.
Monste: Now I feel like I have a *purpose*
Steph: Anonymous comments are almost as fun as youros *muah*
Jennifer: It's my alter ego. It has to.
Sarah: You'll be a soul sistah in twenty years. Niiiccceee.
Kev: You're hilarious.
Monste: Now I feel like I have a *purpose*
Steph: Anonymous comments are almost as fun as youros *muah*
Jennifer: It's my alter ego. It has to.
When you Google image search "too much tequila" a picture of me pops up.
My life came full circle.
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