Studying for my GRE -also known as the Graduate Entrance Exam I will not take if I become famous before August 29- has begun and I am not happy about it. This means I will post videos of my dogs or pictures of me crying frequently and you don't get to judge or unfollow me for any reason whatsoever.
Last week I was shopping for a fancy salt shaker because things like that turn me on and guess what I walked right into?
Last week I was shopping for a fancy salt shaker because things like that turn me on and guess what I walked right into?
The missing piece to my room's makeover puzzle was finally mine. The only issue is that Bruno is deathly terrified of it and now I have to deal with him hiding under the covers every time he realizes that indeed, The Magical Tree is hanging on my wall.
I recorded a short video of him freaking out over it. I'm speaking Spanish in it so if you don't understand I'm mostly telling him to come closer and that the tree is pretty and will not hurt him.
He, of course, is not buying it.
The Magical Tree makes me happier than a gay guy in black leather pants prancing down Ocean Drive so it stays.
I recorded a short video of him freaking out over it. I'm speaking Spanish in it so if you don't understand I'm mostly telling him to come closer and that the tree is pretty and will not hurt him.
He, of course, is not buying it.
38 comments:
Miraaaa! que linda la foto!.=)
Haha dogs can be so weird.
I love the sound of Spanish.
I know its a completely different language but hearing you speak made me miss my beautiful friend in Brazil.
I wish Australia didn't have to be so damn far away from the rest of the world.
Knew you would find the missing piece to your bedroom puzzle -- good for you Girlo!
As for the dog -- he will get used to it and maybe even bark at it a few times just to show it who is boss.....
Long time No See -- Hope all is Well with you and Yours
Danny
Anything at Anytime
Heh! Now that is funny. Maybe Bruno would appreciate something from one of the surrealists? Or maybe a Jackson Pollock print? It's difficult when your dog's artistic tastes clash with your own! I should know--my dog has definite opinions on music, and the disdainful snort he emits when he leaves the room while I'm playing my own stuff hurts my feelings. (Atari prefers mostly classic Metallica, btw.)
Congrats on the find!
Spending a couple of meals sprinkling Bruno's supper around the picture will probably help him realize it's not going to eat him! :)
That is pretty happy news. Love it. The pups are adorable!!
I like that picture!!!!
Good luck on the GRE.
Yeah I'm sure the painting looks great hanging over your various lubes and ointments.
I also have a message for the people who have been attacking me and saying I'm making comments from my mother's computer. First off, my mother was a saint and I miss her dearly so please do not disparage her memory.
Secondly, I make very good money (most likely way more than what you losers make) and work very hard so please for your sakes I hope you keyboard warriors taking up arms against me for your whore queen mind your own business.
Wow, do I feel sorry for you about the GRE... Yikes!! I just did that a few months ago, and my advice is to study your vocab like crazy! There are some great resources online. GOOD LUCK!!
Also, was that En Vogue playing in the background? If so, you are officially awesome. :)
Leather pants in THIS weather? Ooooh gurrrrl, those things better PEEL off my banana!
Oh, and anon, what's wrong with an extensive lube collection? It keeps things interesting.
So anonymous: Seeing as your mother was a saint I take it you consider yourself the immaculate conception. Douche bag - Who's the gutless keyboard warrior hiding behind anonymity? Grow some balls and get a life.
Unless of coarse you've come to realise your comments are mainly humorous and for that you keep the witty banter going. In that case, keep up the slandering you bible bashing bastard, you're hilarious!
AWWWWWWWW he's all "Screw you woman, you're a liar!" I like Bruno! :D
I don't think he want anything to do with that picture... He doesn't even want to be in the same room! That's so funny.. It's an awesom pic anyway though! :)
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Dude! Are your dogs bilingual? LMAO!!!! I like the picture! Now go back and study!!!
Nice use of alliteration Katsicles.
Hey, good luck and study hard! You can do it, you're such a smart gal. I am studying for the GRE too even though i plan to study abroad. Doesn't look too hard. I KNOW, you will ace the VERBAL and ESSAY part.
-V
By the way you SOOO sound like JLO!
And btw, if BRUNO won't come to you, i just might! =P
Miss Sassy: Super linda! Linda enough that I spent $60.00 on it. YUCK.
katsicles: Portuguese is my favorite! My favorite foreign language, I mean. English and Spanish are my favorite, obviously ;)
Bi: Dude I was totally hoping no one would catch that but yeah. GUILTY as charged. En Vogue jamming on my ipod shuffle. Also, tell me more about the GRE!!!
Lost: Leather pants all the time! Heeeeey.
D4: He's my fattie cakes. He's smarter than he looks.
Yvonne: They are actually bilingual. But speak better Spanish than English. I mean *understand* better Spanish. They don't speak... YET.
V: J. Lo?!?!? Please say it ain't so! Her Spanish is HORRIBLE. I will attribute it to the fact my voice is nasally. So fine, yes. I do sound like her, a little.
hummm...I'm getting the same vibe as Bruno on the Magical Tree. It's nice...sort of... but unsettling and chaotic at the same time. Maybe I'm turning into a dog (sitting here typing and scratching my ear with my right foot) :)
Bonus... no, TRIPLE bonus points... for crankin' out the En Vogue.
Your ankles are adorable. Simply too cute for words.
I can't watch the video! Booho. The painting is awesome, btw.
What Katsicles said.
ok the video didn't work for me :( I'm going to try refreshing and see if that works. I feel left out.
It says that the video is currently unavailable. :(
And I LOVE that picture. Kudos on the great find.
i cant see the video :( says it is currently unavailable. btw try hiding some cheeseburgers near the tree, that might help cure the fear or if it doesnt now you would know where to leave stuff so that he wont get it lol
Damn it I knew I should've uploaded the video to YouTube :(
It was working fine last night. Will do so during lunch time.
Good luck! Glad they were to patch the picture up so flawlessly after you walked into it & all.
Good luck on the GRE! It's not as bad as you think it will be.
Magic tree is normally a different kinda picture!
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People who turn everything into a pot reference
I love that picture! You have the best luck when it comes to finding things that just go perfect with your decor.
And Bruno is hilarious, pobrecito!!
I said my mother was a saint, not the Blessed Virgin Mary Mother of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. If you fawned over and followed the deeds of people like my mother instead of this trollop you all seem to adore you might be able to learn something useful.
Without naming the school you want to go to (have to avoid those blogger groupies) what degree are you going to get?
Anonymous makes me laugh out loud. I'm pretty sure he doesn't intend to do that. But it's a bonus for me, for SURE. Also, who needs ointments when the lube alone will suffice? SMH.
I Love (capital L on purpose) how traumatized Bruno is. You can almost see him just wishing that evil magical tree would disappear. Or catch fire.
Anon I don't know how to break it to you but your mother was not a saint.
She fucked, dude. She fucked a lot.
Well at least once in her life in order to have you (unfortunately for us).
So why don't you stop trying to convert the world through blogs and do something useful with your life like spend your time worshiping the Lord Jesus Christ in church where people actually care.
You are not the second coming of Christ or one of his disciples.
You're role here is not to "enlighten" us through anonymous hate messages.
I'm pretty sure Christ didn't run around anonymously spreading his word. Neither did he do it while belittling or insulting people. Pretty sure that would've had the opposite effect on his cause.
Since you claim to honour Him so much try taking a leaf out of Gods book. You know the one - its titled The Bible.
Sadly though, its people like you who twist the teaching of Christ to fit their own personal and selfish agendas. Get a clue. You're not fooling anyone.
If I too found someone's blog to stalk and lay waste with whenever I could, no matter how much money I make or steal or hack from other people who make money for me...would I be lesser an anonymous? But what I really want to know is, aside from finding out if you are gonna go my way or not, can I stalk you too?
I will refrain from calling you a whore, unless you have come to accept this role from the real "anon" Sometimes we look into a mirror and think how pretty our faces are, but then slash at them with dull razor blades. I'm not sure why, but I thought I could creep out my post a little more.
Three things:
1) I love that picture. Gorgeous.
2) Your camera takes really good video. Like, freakishly good. Bravo.
3) Hearing you speak in Spanish is kinda hot. And by "kinda" I mean "really," and by "really" I mean "I'm going to need a moment."
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