Please Excuse Me While I Throw Up

Want to know what's more awesome than doing the lambada with Jesus at an atheist convention inside a submarine off the coast of Italy?

When you go walk your dog and he's all excited and you know he's going to poop when all of the sudden he does and you're all "Yay, doggie!"

Then you go back home to drop him off and grab a bag to pick up the caca but upon your return you're greeted by an army of flies.

Then you scare them away by waving your hands back and forth with your plastic bag and you're breathing with your mouth open because the smell might cause permanent damage to your nostrils when you realize one of the flies feasting on feces totally went in your mouth.

Well played, insect.