"One thing and one thing only," she'd retort each time, to which I'd laugh and respectfully decline.
Yesterday, she caught me off guard when she said Noah was available for dinner and I should "stop being a little punk" and go. Maybe I was still intoxicated from the weekend's shenanigans, or maybe I was just hungry, but I reluctantly agree.
This morning via instant messaging:
Britt: Tell me everything.
Me: Not much to tell.
Britt: You're going to have to be a little more expressive than that.
Me: Well, I was seriously tired and on the verge of cancelling when he offered to cook dinner.
Britt: Suki suki now.
Me: He came over with red wine and some fish he'd caught himself the day before.
Britt: Manly. I like.
Me: Then he pulled out a bag of mangoes and said he'd picked them for me.
Britt: Oh Christ, that's corny.
Me: I found it oddly endearing. Dude came bearing fruits.
Britt: You're so ridiculous. Go on...
Me: Well he cooked, and I just kind of drank the wine and watched.
Britt: Get to the good part, damn it!
Me: I don't know... Something about him in the kitchen set off this little stirring within. Is this how men feel about women cooking?
Britt: Yes. Men are pigs. And you're kind of like a man, so yeah. Keep going.
Me: Finally we had dinner and I was pleasantly surprised it didn't taste like shit. Once we finished I was on the verge of telling him how impressed I was, but he got up to do the dishes.
Britt: Men do dishes?
Me: My thoughts exactly.
Britt: So...
Me: So I'm sitting on the couch trying to pick a movie, when he comes to the living room and he asks me to get up.
Britt: Oh em gee!
Me: And then he just kissed me; no prelude whatsoever.
Britt: Meaow!
Me: Yup. Game over.
Britt: Cougarrific, Annah! I'm so proud.
Me: That's pumarrific to you, I'm still 28.
Britt: Shut up. So how was it?
Me: How was what?
Britt: Oh please, woman. It? How was it?
Me: A lady never tells. And you're to blame for all this, by the way.
Britt: You bitch. This is my repayment?
Me: Cougars are geniuses disguised in a cloak of Botox and silicone. Who'd have known?
Britt: Please say you're seeing him again.
Me: Who do you take me for, Demi Moore?
22 comments:
OMG indeed!!! Impressive chica! I TOLD you so! :)
Ok, sounds like fun. Only time I dated a younger guy, I got really tired of paying for all our dates, even when invited me out.
Hope you have a better time :)
awesome :D like it
Seriously jealous of the kid, Gorgeous. Glad you had fun. Now, for comparison, you need to experience an evening with an *older* man. Heh.
Woah this is mighty impressive for a dude in general and he's only 21!
Congratulations on a super evening and night my dear.
ticking all the boxes :D
Yvonne: It was good decision making on my part. And good pushing skills on Britt.
Mynx: Hilarious! And it's okay. Dating him isn't really what I'm interested in here. :wink:
J. Franklin: How did I know that was coming?
Logo: ;) Me too
Ginny: I was equally impressed. I know thirty year old man that don't try as hard. He's #winning
Fabulous way to start the hurricane season. New waves are always welcome and you out of oall people needed to crash into some.
Sounds like the young man has been to the Dangerboy school of wooing. I approve.
Babe! I'm so damned proud of you and your excellent choices.
Also - I'm going to need some sort of photographic evidence that men both cook AND do dishes. I've never seen it for myself and am convinced its like when people tell you they've discovered the G Spot or a unicorn.
Oh that is excellent fun! Good for you! I have only played with a 21 y/o, never found out if he could cook, I wasn't hungry. I seem to be a magnet for the 24-26 y/o crown right now. They serve their purpose. Yes, I am puma-riffic!
Dishes, Annah, dishes! He's already fucking housebroken! I can't even get even get my husband to put his shit in the dishwasher.
I seriously though you were going to end this by saying "April Fools!"... is he a blow up doll? I don't get it.
Britt: You're a trouble maker of epic proportions. And I thank you.
Danger Boy: Stamped by you with approval? #winning
Lady B: Are you saying I took advantage of an unicorn? That sounds wrong on so many levels. Oi.
Random Girl: Say it loud, girl! lol
Monste: I know exactly what you mean. He had me at dishes.
Ang: No April Fools. The man is real. Or should I say, the boy? I'm as weirded out by all of this as you are.
::yawn:: wake me up when you're not being a whore
Whoa Whoa Whoa. Did I really just read that there is a boy out there, a year older then I am, cooking dinner (that he caught!) and then proceeded to do the dishes and sweep you up for a romantic spontaneous kiss?! *blink blink*
Please tell me he either has a twin brother or that it's possible for you to clone him and send him my way. lol
lol you are not demi moore until you have married said fellow. live fast and die young. and cougars forever!! lmao
Sounds like a winner! Gotta get 'em young so you can train them like puppies :)
somewhere out there there's a really happy 21 year old. Telling his friends, living the life.
You are the same age as me. I don't know about you, but I hate 28..... I actually have to give effort to attain physical attributes that I used to possess naturally.
Just think....when we were 7 years old and watching movies in the theater such as Home Alone or Honey I shrunk the Kids, this dude was either a newborn or in the oven. I remember 7 vividly.
COUGAR!
oooh siighhh :)
geez annah, quit being such a grump....!
xo
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