On to the post.
But first, Ryan and I have come up with gay alter egos! Just for fun. Mine is Shaneequa Fiercenozzle and his is Mr. Fancy Pussypants. You should make one up too. I command it!
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This morning via text.John: Feeling any better this morning?
(I was feeling crappy about life in general last night then went out with Britt and possibly drank too much and played beer pong with strangers on the sidewalk of a street culminating in homemade pasta made with shells, ketchup, mayo and some parmesan cheese at three a.m.)
Me: I feel happy. And slightly hungover.
John: No better way to be.
Me: Did you see Kate's wedding dress? Motherfucking dreamy.
John: Kate who? Your friend? Didn't even know she was getting married.
Me: The princess, John. Get with it!
John: You're the only princess I know.
Me: Awwww, babe. That's the sweetest.
John: The princess of explosive diarrhea!
Me: That was *one* time.
John: Nevertheless you've earned your royal title.
26 comments:
I have those shoes! They are my absolute favorites.
I love the title, princess.
I consider myself to be the duke of bad jokes.
For example, with the gay alter ego. Do you know what a gay horse eats? HAAAAAAAYYY....
I think my gay alter ego is Princess Butt Submarine Launcher, thanks to John.
Tiffany: I love them. Heart polka dots to death.
Lost: Best joke ever! I have to steal it. Heeeeeey.
Sum Sum: Your alter ego is quite the explosive moniker. I likie.
KayKay Mishugina Cockteasowitz.
Oh my god! That's exactly like something the bf would say to me...if he ever sent me text messages that didn't read: "The dog pooped for me this morning so don't worry if she doesn't go for you." *sigh* Romance. Haha.
I shall bow in the presence of royalty then, if only to avoid explosive diarrhea chunks. LMAO
Looks like my wife has some competition.
DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT.
If I were to ever have a gay alter ego it might be something like Flaming Assassin or something to that effect. Thanks for the comment over on my blog!
Kirsten: Is you gay alter ego Jewish? I likie.
Ms. Codependent: Your comment made me laugh at the office. Thanks for that!
Ryan: You bow down regardless!
Kev: Because of the explosive diarrhea or because of the fabulous shoes? Don't answer that.
Jeffrey: Is that like a violent drag queen?
Leave it to diarrhea to stick in the minds of our friends forever.... psh.
Potty humor is the pinnacle of romance in a relationship; didn't you know? Better to be the highness of something, even if it's bowel movements. :)
Speaking of explosive diarrhea, he pretty much just explosively shat all over a beautiful moment, didn't he?
Dixie Flamegaga.
I'm not a "shoe" person but polka-dots + the tattoo = yowza!
Did you not shave your legs and that's why they are covered up? hahaha Love you!
MonsteRawr: He's very good with words, that one.
Auto Title Loans: I am the Lord of the Shits. HA! Just made myself giggle.
Nicki: Dixie Flamethrower would be *so* much better.
J. Franklin: Thank you, monseiur.
Barb: You caught me! LOL. Actually it's because I have some major mosquito bites from theother day and my legs aren't looking so hot :/ sigh
Those shoes make me think of Minnie Mouse's shoes. lol But yours are way cuter!
FAB shoes. How can you not be happy with those on? Love love LOVE!
I have a black pair just like yours.
Great seeing your awesome shoes, would have been better if we could have seen the rest of Princess Annah.
I bet that's EXACTLY what Prince William said to the new Princess Catherine while they were standing on the balcony yesterday morning...
:-D
hahaha he's cute. i love how you guys have a sense of humor :p
My dogs name is SHaneequa she is a chocolate colered yorkie poo. As far as my gay alter ego name I will have to work on that.
Famously...
Yvonne: I can definitely see the resemblance.
Talli: I do too. And love the price tag even more. Payless!
Boppie: Now *that* would be an epic conversation.
KitKat: He's the best. And his sense of humor and dark and mean spirited and I love it.
Shannon: Please say you're kidding. You named your Yorkie Shaneequa? I love you.
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