"Maybe," I reply.
Or maybe he doesn't like girls who pick their nose and search for tampons while belting it out to the Beach Boys. I guess I'll never know...
Or will I?
Thursday
Answer Me This
I wonder why it is, that on the rare occasion when all the guys in an office don't resemble gremlins who haven't showered in weeks and there just so happens to be one who looks like he stepped off a J. Crew catalog, each time he walks by your office and peeks inside to say "Hi" instead of looking like this:
You're doing this:
"He's probably a dickhead," says Britt. "Or gay."
"Maybe," I reply.
Or maybe he doesn't like girls who pick their nose and search for tampons while belting it out to the Beach Boys. I guess I'll never know...
Or will I?
"Maybe," I reply.
Or maybe he doesn't like girls who pick their nose and search for tampons while belting it out to the Beach Boys. I guess I'll never know...
Or will I?
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And so is the way of life, grasshopper.
If he's still poking his head in to say "hi," chances are you haven't scared him off yet.
Have fun making love to the vodka! I have the perfect song for this moment, however I only know two words: "...sweet love..." I'll sing if I can hum the tune to SoundHound. I'll get back to ya.
It worked! Oddly enough, the title of the song is "Sweet Love." Its by Anita Baker.
I say gay.
Sides, who doesn't like the Beach Boys? lmao. What does John think about your office model?
Nevermind that. He's in Dallas. You're allowed.
Because God has a crude sense of humor. It's the only way I justify anything awkward that happens to me at the office. And it ALWAYS happens.
Catzilla: You're right, momma bear.
Ms. CoDependent: I gotta search for it. I LOVE Anita Baker. But why does this remind you of that?
JenJen: As you stated, he's more than a thousand miles away. And puh-leeze! He's a doctor and he's young, I'm sure he's no angel.
Kickboxing: I always have thought so. God is a jokester. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
My philosophy is this: If you're adorable, even when at your worst, you're a keeper.
Now, if he becomes interested in you, it's because he actually digs you.
Next time, if you know he's coming, try out your opera voice. O SOLE MIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you put the link on Facebook, you mentioned you were going to make sweet love to vodka until Monday...I thought you had written that in the blog. Oops. Haha.
...um, I adore that Beach Boys song. It's going to be stuck in my head now and I'm not sorry.
Maybe you should sneak up on him and find him doing something embarrasing?
lmao hahaha maybe he was just checking out your rear from the looks of the second pic. by the way, why do you keep your tampons under your desk? for freshness? lol
IT'S MURPHY'S LAW!!!
whatever can go wrong, will go wrong, sweets!!!
keep your head up, you'll get that sexy ass model guy. william levy, anyone?
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Gorgeous, if a guy digs you he's not gonna care how many boogers you dig around for or how long it takes you to find your tampons. We make that decision about a half second after seeing you for the first time and we don't change our minds very often about it. And we just check out the goods, not what the goods are doing. If that makes any sense. Been another long day.
We must be kindred spirits.
I was just having a very similar thought this morning when I took Avery to the library, sans makeup, feeling (and looking) pretty shitty, when a beautiful specimen of man walked in with his son.
p.s.- On a side note, I just got back from a trip from Florida, and I'm beyond jealous of your weather. It is still 50 degrees and rainy here.
Don't give up too quickly Annah. You are one hot chick and if he keeps poppiing in I think there is a reason for that. your worth it girl.
I know this has not happend to you cause your a girl and girls don't rip them. When NO ONE has been in your office for hours and the momment you rip one, a person walks in. YOu hope they don't smell it but you can tell by thier face that it was a direct hit! Next day everyone is looking at you with the LOOK!
Lost: I'll start practicing in the shower.
Ms. Codependent: I get it now! :) Pardon me, booboo.
Jules: I do too. It always reminds me of the beach and pina coladas and those flowery tourist shirts old men wear. Don't judge.
Leia: William Levy went to high school with me. Can you believe it? He was a total dork back then and didn't speak a lick of English. Not much has changed in the latter part, apparently.
Rommel: My purse is in a drawer that happens to be at the bottom of the desk, darling.
J. Franklin: I know you're absolutely right. But still, it's ironic.
Kirsten: Yes... It is rather nice and hot here. Glad you had a good time and sorry about the library incident. hehe
Carlos: Oh my God, you know that doesn't only happen in the office.
I don't think gay but he could definitely be "bi". Don't rule him out yet!! haha.
All class Annah! I love it.
fo' realz annah, if that's the face you make while belting out 'kokomo' then he might have a point in just popping his head in and walking on by.
<3 you
Why are you so angry when you sing Kokomo? You look like you're about ready to vault over your desk and rip Brian Wilson's head off. WHAT DID THE BEACH BOYS EVER DO TO YOU, ANNAH?!
Hmmm I want more details on this J Crew fellow!? You better step up your gameeee!! LOL
J. Crew??? YUMMY! He'll be back, you've not heard or seen the last of him chica!
Do you really want a guy who isn't comfortable with the nose-picking, tampon-searching, Beach Boys-singing version of you? I think not. On a side note, J Crew does a magnificent job of dressing men and I firmly believe in doing whatever it takes to be seen with men who dress at J Crew. Or just by J Crew for the men in my life. Sometimes that's easier...
If he can't appreciate the Beach Boys- you don't want him.
But it also probably means he isn't gay.
I would pop in and say hi to you plenty of times, boogers and tampons be damned
Im am sure that the fact you are "real"is the reason he keeps coming back for more
If he keeps coming back for more, I'm sure you haven't freaked him out yet :) Or he could be gay of course :p
Don't you know that digging for Boggies is the new mating dance in our culture these days? Nothing says 'Hot' like a good nose picker!
MonsteRawr and Steph: You gotta get INTO it when you sing Beach Boys. I especially love that Christmas song they have: Woooo oooooh Merry Christmas Baby (Christmas comes this time each year).
Ckretz: Class is my middle name, dahling.
Yvonne: I have a feeling you're right. I shall keep you all posted.
Ms. Jenna: I sincerely love your devotion to J. Crew. I myself, am partial to Express and Banana Republic. But that's because I'm pretentions and into men who dress like they're gay. Uh oh...
Sara: Good call.
Mr. O: Thank you, baby. I knew you were frisky that way!
Mynx: As real as can be.
Little: Hahhaha. Possibly.
Confessions: I don't know why boogers that stick to the side of the nose always pop up when he's around. Maybe my nose is nervous?
You can pick your nose, dig for tampons, and scream Beach Boys songs all you like - I'm forever yours.
hahahaha!! u probably need to stop picking your nose on days he's in the office
Thats really nice of him, you can't beat beerpong either with strangers.
Your blog is amazing! Glad you came out of lurker mode for a second or two on my blog to comment so I could check you out and come over to your blog!
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Ah, the scent of office lust! I remember those days! 1. When I worked in an office, and 2. when boys lusted for me. You're probably safe, though, booger-wise, since most guys never make it past 'the girls' anyway, and he probably only vaguely realizes you even have a face ;)
My favorite office stud was always calling people and telling them to 'give him a shout' and inviting people 'for cocktails'. Dumb as a box of hair but cute as a button!
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