(I mean.)
(That was the plan.)
But it didn't play out quite so smoothly:
Wednesday
Why You Should Always Wear A Shirt In Public
If you've been reading this blog since its humble beginnings -or at least since it spiked in readership as a result of divine intervention- then you know I have an issue with wearing clothes if it isn't entirely and absolutely necessary. The extent of my aversion to being covered up compacted with my laziness knows no boundaries, as you are soon to learn below.
And so I threw on some flip flops and opened my blinds to make sure the coast was clear, before making a dash to my car and heading to Lola's house.
(I mean.)
(That was the plan.)
But it didn't play out quite so smoothly:
(I mean.)
(That was the plan.)
But it didn't play out quite so smoothly:
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I like the dog's lipstick dick. Good times.
I lol'd. A lot.
BTW, my mom does my laundry sometimes too.
Muahahahahha!!!!! More importantly, so was he cute and did you get his number? lmao! (kidding! maybe)
Thank You for that Laugh ----
Bad Part was You KNEW, Just KNEW that was going to happen.......
You go girlo,
Oh DannyBoy
Anything at Anytime
lmao I see doggy is aiming for the scratched belly so awesome.
HAHA! I'm curious as to the conversation that followed..
Is your neighbor cute and single? This really had me laughing!
Haha hilarious, poor you :D
So you got humped by a dog? Did you at least get his number? Or was it a one time sort of thing?
At least you had your pants on.. :| :P
I have been very glad each morning that i have high fences as i go out to my line clad only in my underwear. And for some reason it is also becoming well known that i like to chat online nearly naked too.
Hey at least you had a bra on. If you were like me (who doesn't wear one) the neighbor probably would have called the police. OMG, only you Annah, only you! Love you!
Heh. Dogs, men, same thing.
Just wishing I could have been there to witness this whole thing.
As long as it was a kick-ass bra and not the pilly, stretched out one you keep around for laundry day...oh.
Well, did you at least give him crap for not keeping his dog on a leash? Because being the crazy, yelling bra lady would totally make this story, right after the humping dog peen.
I love how the moon is cheering you on, and then feels your horror, too. I love it, sweetie. ^_^
What a lucky neighbor getting to see you in your unmentionables.~ ;-)
HA HA HA HA HA HA! I freaking love you. I had a similiar sneaking naked episode last night in teh Borders bathroom after going and then realizing there was not toilet paper and shimming to the next stall with my pants down. Oops.
Mrs. S: In my defense the washer/dryer in my apartment are from the 1800's or something like that. Sides my mom always has the good detergent/softener punch to the clothes and it is awesome :)
Sailing Away: There was no conversation. I mumbled a few incoherent words, slipped into my car when he got the dog off me, and was outta there quicker than you can say "pink doggie lipstick." I don't think that he lives there though. Think he's friends with my young drummer neighbor, whom I absolutely detest because he plays all day and all night.
Belle: He was kinda cute. But seriously soon as he got the dog off me I hightailed it outta there.
Ninja: One time sort of thing. He must've thought I was easy or something.
PencilGirl: Pants on for the win!(for a change)
Mynx: A high fence would've been *quite* helpful.
Barbs: I wouldn't go outside without a bra! What kind of a crazy person do you think I am?
J. Franklin: Same thing, I know...
neeroc: I didn't say a word. One single word. I gave crooked smiles and mumbles and got in my car, STAT!
Katsidhe: He seemed amused, to say the least. First time I even see him there. I have a feeling he's a friend of a neighbors or something ...
Boy, if I had a dime for every time I had to dash to the car wearing nothing but a bra...
SD
The Simple Dude
It takes me a loooong time to wake up in the mornings and I don't function well until I've ingested at least 32 oz of coffee. One morning I woke up, got dressed (?), slapped on some makeup and headed out to the car.
Only when I felt the morning breeze on my nips did I realize that I never put a shirt on.
hahahahaha thats hilarious. your stomach must have been real itchy lol. i wonder how awkward that conversation must have been xD
That shouldn't have been too embarrassing. I'm sure a whore like you has had to run to her car plenty of times while shirtless or pantless.
I am a firm supporter of chronic nakedness.
Shit, my favorite uniform for my days off is yoga pants and a sports bra or underpants in an over-sized t-shirt. If it were socially acceptable to go naked I would, just to avoid having to do laundry. Fuck laundry, yay nudity!
That is hilarious.
Ah, the best laid plans of mice, men, and seekers of famosity. Hilarious as always, dear.
LOL... I laughed and I congratulate you on your braveness !
but wait!
Did it really happen??
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Simple Dude: I want to see proof!
Tricia: Like? Completely shirtless? OMG I love you. And I'm with you on the coffee thing.
Anonymous: Can you call me something new? Like prostitute or hooker or something? Whore is getting old and I'm really bored with it... My readers probably are too.
Lacie: I'm sure you are ;)
MonsteRawr: I think we should make that into a shirt. "Fuck laundry. Yay, nudity!" <---- I love it.
Danger Boy: Thank you, baby cakes.
Anna: True story. Everything written here is from personal experience (not that creative unfortunately).
You should have started screaming, "That crazy dog ate my shirt! Help!!"
Score for you for at least having pants eh? eh? Sides I'm sure that was all the action that guy was getting for the night so..
All I have to say is WINNING!
Awesome pictures as usual, I really enjoyed your facial expressions as you talk on the phone. If you had my kind of luck, not only would the neighbor and his dog see you but rather the cops decide to pull you over for some random reason and see you shirt-less. The one time I went out in a shirt and boxers, this happened :P.
I love the batman symbol you drew on your freinds lips in one of the frames. LOL. Yes annon...get a little creative, whore is last weeks word. This post made me laugh out loud!
i am lazy and try to avoid clothes myself. mostly out of laziness.
xo
bwahahaha...also is he uhm biting your eye? but that had to happen....I once got the post and my trousers fell down....I really should start wearing ncie underwear...awh well!
ahahahaha that's hysterical! :D
Dogs have good taste.
LOOL!! musta been so embarassing
i think i have that bra.
lol@ lipstick dick comment.
I find it hard to believe that you didn't have one shirt you could put on. Moral of the story? You wanted it. ;)
Brilliant, Kitten.
(Ad sexy nails too, btw...peeped the last post, but blogger ate my comment)
I love the idea of you running topless around Miami.
But, honestly? It couldn't have been THAT shocking for your neighbour.
It is MIAMI, after all.
God I love that place.
- B x
I once heard a streaking story in college that ended like this, except the dog was a fat man named Bruno in the detox cell.
I tell myself that my clothes-less-ness is due to comfort and not laziness. Obviously I like lying to myself. No pants is where it's at for me.
Also, I love that people asked if he was cute. That was my first thought too. Like if he were cute and got your number, this could've been the beginnings of a rom-com.
Lor
lmfao that would have landed me in a padded room the next day drooling like a fiend and claiming to be Michael Jackson!
Poke The Rock: He's licking my face. My drawing skills aren't the best as you know.
Nat: Of course you have that bra, you hooker.
B: Plenty of topless people running around bubba, but at the beach. Can't wait for you to get here!
Beer for Shower: My dog's name is Bruno. And he's fat. Coincidence? I think not.
Roxanne: I could *totally* see that as the opening part of a cheesy rom com. Where is famosity when I need it?!
Thundercat: Mental picture. Hilarious.
That's no better then the time my roommate's car was stick in front of our other roommate's car and I had to help her get out before she became late for work.
The guy sitting next to me on the metro kept looking at me like was loco cause I kept cackling all loud reading this.
Thanks for the laughs.
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