Um... I have a few questions/remarks about this whole Rebecca Black situation.
What the @*&#(@*^# does she know about "gettin' down" on Friday? What does that even mean?
And am I the only person in the world that thinks this video/song is the most hilarious thing to make it on the internet in a while?
Had I known all I had to do in order to become famous was make a stupid video with lyrics like I like ice cream and I put whipped cream on it and eat it in front of couch because it's fun fun fun fun I would've done it a long time ago (then again my parents would drop kick me if I asked for two grand for something like this).
If you haven't seen the internet phenomenon that is this video, here it is in all its auto-tuned glory.
Also? Fun, fun, fun, fun. We we so excited!
Final note: How much do you think they paid that middle-aged rapper dude to be in this?
Real final note: You know it's horrible when even Justin Bieber makes fun of you. What a movie.
Real final note: You know it's horrible when even Justin Bieber makes fun of you. What a movie.
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Aha this is ridiculously infuriating yet funny at the same time. I read somewhere that the record company preys on young girls and makes them sing shit songs with awful lyrics and videos, just 'cause their mommys think the sun shines out of their childrens asses! x
WTF just happened???
SERIOUSLY
I made it about a third of the way through and that was about all I could take. Though I'm sure I'm like thirty years past the maximum age of the demographic that digs this . . . stuff . . . Makes me think I should do a video of one of my tunes. I maybe oculd come up with two grand or so . . though the Lovecraftian monsters that would have to appear would probably cost more than that.
They look like a prettier version of my pre-pubescent cousin...I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
They have a lot more fun than I do on Friday nights, too! What is the world coming to?!
I honestly thought the entire thing was a joke...the only problem is the song is so damn catchy! It is in my head all day and I hate it!! FRYYYYDAYY FRYYYYYDAYYY (she says Friday super weird...and they are all the ugliest creatures I have ever seen)
That girl is severely lacking in charisma! Bieber's risen in my esteem a little after his little joke.
Brandi: I wish I knew :/
Chance: I thought it was a joke too and then my friend told me that it's for real. That she *really* thinks she's singing and being talented. Bahahhahaha I about lost it laughing. We so excited! I love it, fucking genius.
Bi: Bieber is the man. The little, pre-pubescent man but the man nonetheless.
My 5 year old niece can sing better, and even my granma can write a better song than that. fun fun fun, yeah!
"Today is Friday, and yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday and then Sunday comes after that"?
Those are some fucking deep lyrics. I never realized it before, but it's like, wow...they all end in day!
I so excited to learn that! FUN!
That girl really emphasizes those r's and any vocal instructor would rip her a new one for that.
How much do you think that voice synthesizer cost? And how bad does it sound without the voice effects?
Sadly I watched the whole thing. It's like a train wreck in progress...horrifying, but you can't seem to look away until it's finished.
Oh my god, Annah, you owe me a sandwich! I just watched this and after the first minute or so, I just lost it. This crap is so terribly lame. Wow, I can sing better than that. And I don't even sing!
fried egg? huh?
I had the misfortune of seeing it previously so had to pass on watching your clip. Definately not professional in the slightest.
Can we bring "Meet Me at the Ice Cream Truck" back?
I cannot even handle this. It's so terrible. However, I do keep finding myself singing "friday, friday, gettin' down on friday." Its funny but I think its best to ignore things I find annoying (why I don't listen to Kanye West) so, I refuse to watch it again after the first time.
My mon will not give me 2.00 let alone for some dam video. How did she beat you to famosity? crazy.
Fuckity.
Her parents are what is wrong with the world.
I believe she became this sensation because of Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O making fun of her.
God bless her little heart. She's a pretty girl, and there could be some talent in there somewhere, but for the life of me I can't find it buried in that giant shitpile of stupid lyrics.
My questions:
1. In the 1st car scene, why do all the girls have a mole on their face?
2. All of her words are pretty precise until she says "getting." Then she pronounces it ge'in. WTF is up with dat?
3. Who is that rapper dude in the car by himself supposed to be? A pimp out searching the city for girls who want to be famous? (Watch out for him, Annah....don't get taken advantage of in your quest for famosity!)
So I had avoided that vdeo until now. When you posted, I thought that it couldn't be so bad, maybe it would be amusing. Instead, I want to stab myself in the eye!
She sounds like a young Fran Dresher....
MISTA SHEFFIELD!!!!! IT'S FRIIIIIDAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Oh sheesh, just shoot me now.
She should be in sales if she talked her parents into giving her $2000 to do this. Must be a spoiled little rich kid! Maybe not though. Maybe they gave her their whole entire savings thinking she would hit the big time! Hugs, sweetie!
The middle aged man is her "producer" and should be run over by the pack of 12yr olds in their Mercedes. She's in denial about the whole thing too which makes it that much more hilarious.
Poor thing.
I saw the title and KNEW this post was going to be about Rebecca Black!!! hahaha I have been singing that part to my Dad all weekend, "Today it is Friday, Yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow it is Saturday, Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. We so excited!"
Way to sound like a 2 year old Rebecca Black!
For pete sake! I've heard about this and can't believe I just watched it. I'm not a cutesy kind of person. i totally think my 8 year old could do better. Couldn't they get a better benz?
Estefanny: Sends you a virtual internet sandwich. You better be "excited"
Marjorie: But it's fun fun fun... Come on, now... LMAO
Nicki: After watching this we definitely need some icre cream truck in our lives.
I feel compelled to make a parody of this video.
I seriously have a blank stare in my face... WTF... gotta get down on FRYDAY... we so excited!! Why do the shittiest songs always get stuck in your head! DAMN YOU!!
@Opto-Mom:
Unfortunately she's from Arkansas like me...that's why she has no language skills.
If you thought that was bad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtVtSTr070
Katak: Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!! That is HORRIBLE. Now I really feel sorry for her :(
That. Was. Painful. That's all I have to say about that!
This has to be the worst shit ive ever seen
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT - The whole fucking world knows who this lil girl is now and her stupid lil song.
JUST like those Kardashian whores
everyone knows who they are now after that lil sluts video!!!!
Beautiful girl moronic lyrics. Wonder, was she 'born this way'? (all pun intended)
Hey, this is how you achieve "famosity" now. It's all about doing something that stupid people enjoy. There are more stupid people in the world than smart people, so if you appeal to the majority, then "famosity" is attainable. Trying to be creative, clever, and work hard has gone the way of the dinosaur.
LMAO... Damn Honna is angry but she's right, everyone knows who this little girl is now... Remember what they say there's no such thing as "bad" publicity... she's got everyone talking about her. You should've made that damn sex tape, lol.... DON'T GET ANY IDEAS... I'M KIDDING!!
This videos is funny because it is supposed to be serious. I love the vid and makes me laugh each time I see it.
Yeah I saw this the other day and I couldn't even get through a minute of it, horrible. Did you click on the side videos of the other girls who are trying to do the same thing? Seriously I might have to slap Kesha silly for making this auto tuned-talk-sing a trend.
The funniest thing to me is that this girl is whining about getting negative attention. UM....you WANTED attention. It's not our fault you suck, so it's not the kind of attention you want.
Wow. Um. WOW. That is terrible! So terrible I must share it. I'm posting a link to this on my facebook :)
I didn't think it was even remotely possible for Justin Beiber to come off cool in any situation, but he totally did in this one. Maybe I hate him just a smidge less now.
But I have never wanted to punt a teen/tween/whatever in her head as bad as I want to do to this chick.
UGH.
That is 3+ minutes of my life I will never get back.
Okay, I'm usually a little disappointed to learn just how far out of the loop I am.
But Holy No Talent, Batman, WHAT is the world coming to when this moronic 12 yr old is making waves on the interweb whilst my beloved Annah still waits for famosity?
Revolting.
- B x
Conan's "Thursday" video making fun of this song last night was hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shfokH_fQU0
enjoy.
Rebecca black has inspired me.
I am 17 and i am gonna make a music video about ketchup. The "las ketchup" style. :P
Also, it is SERIOUSLY bad shit when JUSTIN Weiner makes fun of you. Not good. :)
Bitchzilla on The loose.
Honna: Tell us how you really feel, Miss Thing! You sound angry as hell.
Tricia: After learning that she's going to make at least a million off this I must reiterate that she is a genius. Whether intentionally or not. Ugh! I am trying hard not to hate her but I don't know if I can help myself.
B: I have *no* idea how this has happened. As I've stated before, it is a cruel cruel world.
Bitchzilla: I love "Asereje". Doooo it!
I am on it, just need to learn spanish now first. Famosity, here i come. Also, did i tell you that you're the one who lead me on the path of Famosity?? :P
If Annah can. I can too.
Bitchzilla on The loose.
I wonder how long before Tosh has her on for a web redemption?
I read this post, and then I saw your comment how you should make a parody of this video...and THAT'S where I jumped up. Please, please, please, make a parody video for this, I'll even rap for it. This is too good/bad to not go by unmocked.
I'm not gonna lie...I think I'm going to go drink a full gallon of clorox now. That video... well wtf?
The saddest part of this is Chicken sat here dancing excitedly the whole time through this. I'm embarrassed on her behalf. Though she is only two.
I was reading through the comments, hoping that someone would catch the fact that you mentioned a parody! Thank goodness Rio jumped on that so I didn't have to tackle it down. Do the parody!
Thundercat: Please don't do that. I will miss you.
Mandy: Chicken doesn't know any better. We'll let it slide.
Deidra: I *promise* I will. Even if it takes me a few weeks to find a friend to synthesize my voice. It's gonna be epic.
YES!!! Please let this girl become famous so in ten years we can pull this video out and be like, really? What the hell were you thinking!
dude!!! i looked this bullshit up last week....she's signed!! fucking signed to an independent label....what the fucking fuck.
ewwww!!! i couldn't make it through that whole slop. i am really creeped out by young people nowadays. when i was thirteen or whatever, i didn't look like i gave blow jobs, but that's just me.
There's no need to be jealous of her. Sure she's famous now, but come time EVERYONE gets tired of hearing about her (and making fun of her is no longer the popular thing to do), they will easily forget her just as the world easily forgot every untalented meteorite to hit the face of this Earth. And the only reason why they'll forget her is because she lacks artistic integrity. Would you rather have 15 minutes of fame or a whole lifetime of it Annah? If you choose latter, be patient and stop thinking that you need to stoop low.
This is kinda out there, but every time I hear the phrase "I'm so excited," I think about the episode of Saved by the Bell when Jesse takes too many stay-awake pills and ends up dancing around her room and singing,"I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so... scared..." I'm just sayin'.
MN: I like the way you're thinking.
Nat: Can you believe it? Did you hear her singing "acoustic"? OMG!
Amanda: It was a little difficult to masticate but trust, it's worth it just for the laughs you'll get out of making fun of it later.
Anonymous: That is the nicest comment ever. And you're right.
Kirsten: I remember that epidosde. I found Jesse extremely annoying. Especially when she tried to hook up with Zac, that slut! Which p.s. That Zac guy is looking hot! Saw him on Weeds and ... swoon!
I just lost minutes of my life that I will never get back...she actually signed (*sighs in amazement*)
i had no seen that video. this is one of the if not then main reason i hate pop culture. its just so dumb.
When I first heard about this, I really couldn't believe it. After all, could there be a worse song than Paris Hilton's? Oh yes, yes there can. I'm going to make a song about months and holidays and see how that goes...
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