Thursday

Yup

Today I had a craving for ice cream not even a sumo wrestler could pry away from the angry tentacles of my brain. I drove my snot filled ass to McDonald's and endured a fifteen minute line so I could have a snack size McFlurry (those have 300 calories less and every little bit counts so don't judge me).

On my way back home I was holding my delicious frozen yogurt in one hand and Mikey on a leash and the wind was blowing and my hair was all over the place when all of the sudden a cough attack strikes and green cough juice pours up to my mouth and when I'm ready to spit it out the wind comes and smacks it on every possible surface of my right cheek.

Fuck you, flu!

p.s. You guys are so lucky this isn't a mommy blog because if not you'd be subjected to these sorts of pictures all the time.
Doesn't my puppy wubby look cutie patootie with his little teddy weddy under his booboo paw paw?

32 comments:

Not the Hero said...

awww... get better. Seems to be the time of year.

hugs.

Sunshine said...

I have had that happen, no bueno!!!!

Hope you feel better soon!

Toni said...

At least it didn't go in your ice cream...

http://tonitigress.blogspot.com

Annah said...

Ha! Toni: You're very positive I love that. Good way to look at it.

Danaconda said...

Your ass is filled with snot?

That's gross.

Biohazard said...

Awwwwww!!! You can make it. LIVE, DAMN YOU! LIVE! *breaks out the defibrillator*

CLEAR!

gogiita192 said...

at least you got your craving calmed down. nothing worse than craving something and being stuck, unable to get what you want. why has the flu not been erradicated yet? government conspiracy anyone? lol an yes bruno is cuters :D

Jenna said...

Feel better baby! And when do we get more music videos. I really liked those...

Anonymous said...

Awww, so sad you're still sick. I bet you wish you were back on your home on Whore Island so you could go to the free clinic.

Biohazard said...

YES OR ELSE!

J Franklin Evans said...

Heh. I clicked over and saw just the top quarter of the first picture--your cartoon eyes angrily glaring at me. I felt like I'd moved back in with my first roommate! Again, heh! Feel better soon, Gorgeous. The flu is no joke!

Caity said...

Why the hell is everyone so damn sick? Poor thing. (I say that because I've read 5 blogs today about sick people- not singling you out). But yes your baby is cute and I love your cartoons they crack me up.

Opto-Mom said...

Ha ha, I was thinking the same thing as Toni. Nothing matters except the ice cream, bitches!

Your puppy is way cute, but I am very glad that you're not a mommy blogger, because I could only tolerate the phrase, "little teddy weddy under his booboo paw paw" once in a lifetime.

Christy said...

Aww you poor thing :( I hope you are feeling a tad bit better at least!!

And ummm... yes... of course I think Bruno is cuters lol!!

*muah*

Katsidhe said...

I'm so right there with you, babes. Fuck you, flu. IN THE NECK, YOU FUCKER!

Your puppy is very cute though with his teddy weddy though.~ ;-)

*returns to hacking her brains out*

Bouncin' Barb said...

Puppy is precious. They all are. You need to get better soon. This one sounds like it's kicked your ass. Time to kick it back.

Odie Langley said...

Sorry you are having to still deal with that crud sweetie. I was hoping it would be better by now. Hang in there. Even sick girl you still rock on a blog post.

Brandi said...

Oh damn...I feel so bad, but thats the funniest damn thing I have heard all day.

Im with Toni! Luckly it wasnt your icecream, because that whould really blow.

Jennifer Louise said...

Hahaha I love you Annah.

Hope you feel better, yeah?

Tricia said...

I, too, thought the juice was gonna end up flavoring the McFlurry. Whew. Close one.

Adventure Spot said...

Awe that is too cute!

Why does shit like this happen to you all the time girl? Seriously its like some cosmic pool or something, maybe its all work towards your famosity?

I hope you feel better soon :)

caterpillar said...

Get well soon, girl!

Smart Ass Sara said...

Do not, under ANY circumstance, take Mucinex. I did this week and it was horrible. It was like an mucous assault on my body. More booger like goo came out of my mouth and nose in 24 hours than ever in my life. Horrible.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Sorry you're still sick. I'm just feeling better after 5 days of this crap. So I sympathize.

Righteous McD's run. I love doing that. I love quenching cravings.

Chanel said...

Supposedly doctors now have this technology in the form of a prescription that helps you get over the flu faster.

Apparently it works. But I'm not useful enough to know what it's called. Sorry about that.

Cute puppy! Awe!

Yvonne said...

Booo! Get lots of rest, drink tons of fluids and feel better soon!

Candice said...

Very cute puppy. I hope you'll get better soon. I know a nice hot cup of mint tea helps me when I feel crappy. Good luck! :)

Annah said...

You guys are too funny thinking that phlegm fell in my ice cream. Not only gross, but so depressing :( Thank God that didn't happen!

Feeeling a tad bit better today but still shitty. Let's hope it's only up from here.

Fred Miller said...

According to the laws of physics, some of your mucus did probably did get into your ice cream, but don't think about it. It's gross.

steph gas said...

gah i hope you feel better. i always love ice cream when i'm sick. my mom always used to tell me that i shouldn't have it because it would make me more phlegmy. and i wouldn't listen. because when you're sick, you should be able to have whatever you want.

c.honna said...

Ewwww FLEM, yuckkkkkkkkk

Anonymous said...

This Mikey character you speak so fondly of is he by chance a super awesome golden doodle? Golden doodles are known for playing with squeaky toys for hours on end :)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/34167103@N06/5477184430/in/pool-56597108@N00/