Today I had a craving for ice cream not even a sumo wrestler could pry away from the angry tentacles of my brain. I drove my snot filled ass to McDonald's and endured a fifteen minute line so I could have a snack size McFlurry (those have 300 calories less and every little bit counts so don't judge me).
On my way back home I was holding my delicious frozen yogurt in one hand and Mikey on a leash and the wind was blowing and my hair was all over the place when all of the sudden a cough attack strikes and green cough juice pours up to my mouth and when I'm ready to spit it out the wind comes and smacks it on every possible surface of my right cheek.
Fuck you, flu!
p.s. You guys are so lucky this isn't a mommy blog because if not you'd be subjected to these sorts of pictures all the time.
Doesn't my puppy wubby look cutie patootie with his little teddy weddy under his booboo paw paw?
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awww... get better. Seems to be the time of year.
hugs.
I have had that happen, no bueno!!!!
Hope you feel better soon!
At least it didn't go in your ice cream...
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Ha! Toni: You're very positive I love that. Good way to look at it.
Your ass is filled with snot?
That's gross.
Awwwwww!!! You can make it. LIVE, DAMN YOU! LIVE! *breaks out the defibrillator*
CLEAR!
at least you got your craving calmed down. nothing worse than craving something and being stuck, unable to get what you want. why has the flu not been erradicated yet? government conspiracy anyone? lol an yes bruno is cuters :D
Feel better baby! And when do we get more music videos. I really liked those...
Awww, so sad you're still sick. I bet you wish you were back on your home on Whore Island so you could go to the free clinic.
YES OR ELSE!
Heh. I clicked over and saw just the top quarter of the first picture--your cartoon eyes angrily glaring at me. I felt like I'd moved back in with my first roommate! Again, heh! Feel better soon, Gorgeous. The flu is no joke!
Why the hell is everyone so damn sick? Poor thing. (I say that because I've read 5 blogs today about sick people- not singling you out). But yes your baby is cute and I love your cartoons they crack me up.
Ha ha, I was thinking the same thing as Toni. Nothing matters except the ice cream, bitches!
Your puppy is way cute, but I am very glad that you're not a mommy blogger, because I could only tolerate the phrase, "little teddy weddy under his booboo paw paw" once in a lifetime.
Aww you poor thing :( I hope you are feeling a tad bit better at least!!
And ummm... yes... of course I think Bruno is cuters lol!!
*muah*
I'm so right there with you, babes. Fuck you, flu. IN THE NECK, YOU FUCKER!
Your puppy is very cute though with his teddy weddy though.~ ;-)
*returns to hacking her brains out*
Puppy is precious. They all are. You need to get better soon. This one sounds like it's kicked your ass. Time to kick it back.
Sorry you are having to still deal with that crud sweetie. I was hoping it would be better by now. Hang in there. Even sick girl you still rock on a blog post.
Oh damn...I feel so bad, but thats the funniest damn thing I have heard all day.
Im with Toni! Luckly it wasnt your icecream, because that whould really blow.
Hahaha I love you Annah.
Hope you feel better, yeah?
I, too, thought the juice was gonna end up flavoring the McFlurry. Whew. Close one.
Awe that is too cute!
Why does shit like this happen to you all the time girl? Seriously its like some cosmic pool or something, maybe its all work towards your famosity?
I hope you feel better soon :)
Get well soon, girl!
Do not, under ANY circumstance, take Mucinex. I did this week and it was horrible. It was like an mucous assault on my body. More booger like goo came out of my mouth and nose in 24 hours than ever in my life. Horrible.
Sorry you're still sick. I'm just feeling better after 5 days of this crap. So I sympathize.
Righteous McD's run. I love doing that. I love quenching cravings.
Supposedly doctors now have this technology in the form of a prescription that helps you get over the flu faster.
Apparently it works. But I'm not useful enough to know what it's called. Sorry about that.
Cute puppy! Awe!
Booo! Get lots of rest, drink tons of fluids and feel better soon!
Very cute puppy. I hope you'll get better soon. I know a nice hot cup of mint tea helps me when I feel crappy. Good luck! :)
You guys are too funny thinking that phlegm fell in my ice cream. Not only gross, but so depressing :( Thank God that didn't happen!
Feeeling a tad bit better today but still shitty. Let's hope it's only up from here.
According to the laws of physics, some of your mucus did probably did get into your ice cream, but don't think about it. It's gross.
gah i hope you feel better. i always love ice cream when i'm sick. my mom always used to tell me that i shouldn't have it because it would make me more phlegmy. and i wouldn't listen. because when you're sick, you should be able to have whatever you want.
Ewwww FLEM, yuckkkkkkkkk
This Mikey character you speak so fondly of is he by chance a super awesome golden doodle? Golden doodles are known for playing with squeaky toys for hours on end :)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34167103@N06/5477184430/in/pool-56597108@N00/
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