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Typical slutty post about cock teasing and being a whore. Way to go.
OMG, Anonymous you're back! :) I've missed you.
I feel like a good "your stomach has improved vision" joke is necessary, but I doubt that will make you feel better about the pieces of polymer floating through you right now. I did laugh very loudly in this crowded computer lab though...so good job annah, good job :P
BA HA HA HA HA HA! As a drunk contact lense wearer myself, I really enjoyed this post!
haha! I've done that before except in a glass of water and my kids ended up pouring it down the drain.
I knew when I saw you put them into that bottle you were going to end up drinking them. I think we have all been there before.
They're anonymous cuz they love Jesus so much!!! And they're a pussy.
The fun part about "Anonymous" is that this post isn't even remotely about sex...if you're going to insult, at least do it well...
OMG that is too funny. I can honestly say I have never done that. Well at least your butt will be able to find the toilet seat. LOL
I drank mine when I was a teenager. They weren't plastic then! Anonymous needs therapy.
Hey Annah, great post with awesome art today. You are good girl. We love you.
Odie
Wow, I didn't know that drinking contact lenses was considering being a cock teaser ! No wonder I can't get laid. Thanks for clearing that up Anon. Annah, you bad mother fucker, I love your tipsy Miami nights - you are one sexy bitch !
Annah, wow, yeah I gotta say the way you drank your contacts? Total cocktease. Completely whore-ish. Next, you'll probably talk about brushing your teeth or some slutty behaviour like that. Think of the children before you post things like this!
Contact cases are a huge help, but then there was the time (recently I might add) that I took them out in the dark and missed the actual contact well. See, I can admit this because it's well established that I'm a slut, so worries about backlash.
PS-You're a sweet person and you don't deserve that shit.
Yes, the post was hilarious, but the first comment made me actually LOL. For real.
I'm confused about how drinking your contacts makes you a cock tease or a whore... Your anonymous commentor is fucking stupid. But this post made me laugh. Love it. : )
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hahaha awesome. i think you may have discovered a new condiment lol
I can't wait to read the retrieval post!
Keep kissing her ass you bunch of sycophants.
I will end you, whore.
Regardless of whether you're a slut or a whore I still think your awesome. (I know you are neither a slut nor a whore)
I would like to refer Anon. to Urban Dictionary (and a professional therapist, but that's besides the point). A cock _tease_ arouses but doesn't ever touch the cock in question - but as far as I've read, you always finish what you start, no? And whores, as we know, exchange money for sexual acts. And your financial straits are well known, so you're either not charging at all, or you're not charging enough.
I have a very logical and literal way of thinking, so I don't know if that made you feel any better, Annah. Maybe we should just ignore this person until they grow a pair of testicles and put their name on their post. Figuratively, of course because the tone sounds female to me, unfortunately.
PS - I got lasix 10 years ago and it was the best thing I ever ever ever ever did. Sell some eggs if you have to!
You know, dogs can sniff cancer cells in the human body? They are totally amazing.
Why am I telling you this, you may ask? Well, if they have cancer cell smelling pooches, them maybe you can find a contact in poop smelling pooch so you know when to go lookig for them.
Or buy another pair......
Which ever you like, I guess! :)
On the "when can I consider myself famous" list, straight after "getting your first hater" comes "getting your first stalker"... One more comment from this ANonymoUS guy and you've made it! Welcome Glory :)
HAHAHAHA. Did this shit really go down? That's a little gross and a lot hilarious.
Also: the first comment was hilarious. Do you think that person is someone who has beef with you in real life somehow? Or is it just some troll who's jealous of your skillz?
I wish i could get hateful comments like you.
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I've had people drink my contacts before...and they're for my weird eyes so they cost $100's of dollars. So yes. Very expensive bottled water indeed.
Again with the "ending you" talk! I fucking love it!
lol.
Next post ASAP pls...
Bitchzilla on The loose.
Oh my god, Anon is hilarious. And pretentious.
But anyway, awesome comic post! I hope your contacts were not too expensive...
guys I think anonymous was simply poking fun at Annah's post from earlier this week when she was super stoked about someone leaving her hate-comments. probably not the REAL anonymous ;)
So, you can still get them back if you want to, right? I mean, it would be a really crappy search, but it's possible, right? ;-)
good thing your eyes really aren't bigger than your stomach. that would definitely hurt. ouch!
and to anonymous, i thought only god had the power to end someone? are you saying that you're...god???
Hahahaha Annah, you know eating contacts is seriously slutty. Get over yourself, fo'real.
Bad Mother Fucker. :*
Perhaps Anon is picturing some sexy Annah librarian look with horn rimmed glasses and her hair in a bun. And being his thing totally feels let down by no included pic.
*giggle
WTF is up with anonymous person! Obviously they must like what they read, if not they wouldn't keep coming back and commenting. Maybe this anonymous person is the cock teasing whore!!
Anyways, as I read this post, I'm thinking... "yep, this definitely sounds like Annah" lol... CLASSIC!!
Drinking one's contacts certainly sucks. My sister flushed our dad's contacts down the toilet when we were kids. But regardless of how the contacts eventually end up down the crapper, I'm still puzzled at how that f*cktard Anonymous could think your story is slutty. Perhaps that asshat considers water bottles phallic. Major douche canoe!!
You should get disposables. Then you can eat/drink as many contacts as you want without worry because you can just open some new ones and pop 'em in! I find my hard shrively contacts all over the house because I'm too lazy to get up and throw them in the trashcan when I want to take them out. :)
Well its a good thing you didn't put them in your eyes because bottled water/water in general is horrible for contacts. They hold a ton of bacterial cultures that could give you all kinds of eye infections. I mean it's not good that you drank them but I think your stomach will take down those contacts like a Russian Spy. Love the pictures :)
Oh no you did not? OMG how friggen' funny!
Fuckin' Hilarious
True Anonymous or not....the hating is ridiculously entertaining.
I would LOVE LOVE for this "Anonymous" person to show face. SERIOUSLY. Whether I know them in real life or it's someone pulling my leg they're making for quite the interesting blog sexy time. Ha!
Milo: I literally laughed at "At least your butt will find the toilet seat."
Katsidhe: Don't worry booboo... I don't take any of these things to heart. I'm famosity ready! HUGS.
Jay: A "Crappy" search, indeed.
Charles: True story. I would never lie to you guys about something like this. Also... I'm not that creative.
You guys are seriously the best.
Heh. Bet your gut has 20/20 vision now. You need to eat a magazine or novel or something so it can use those new corrective lenses. Actually that's exactly something that *I* would do--which makes it even funnier to me as this is the one time it *wasn't* me. I hope that makes sense. It's been a long day.
The drawings were UHmAZINg!! lol, it was a great picture story!! Contacts are such a pain in the booty... but sometimes, glasses are NOT an option!
p.s. Anonymous needs to get a life.
I have never been more thrilled that I got Lasik! hahahaha. That is horrible! You probably wear soft contacts but I wore hard (rigid) contacts and they were like $600 a pop...I'd have been PISSED!! And most likely scratched all down my throat.
I'm still laughing...you're going to have shitty vision soon...get it! hahahahaha. I crack me up.
haha hilarious post ;-) I'm guessing this Anonymous is unable to read very well or has an extremily over active imagination because I imagin if you were writing a "Typical slutty post about cock teasing and being a whore" I you would be talking about drinking your contacts now would you :-/
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Better you lost your contacts than sucking down a diaphragm. Of course that wouldn't have fit in a water bottle anyway.
hahahahahahahaha!
I think "Anonymous" must be following you. Look! He was the first person to comment! Unless he pops in regularly to read your posts, he had to have been notified when you updated.
What a sad, lonely existence when you have nothing better to do that follow blogs you don't like just to throw around insults.
And I missed his point. I didn't see anything slutty or tease-ish in this post. Just a really funny accident.
So now your poop will have eyes. And that seems really fucked up and scary. :)
Ahahahaha, love it
HAHAHAH
im actually speechless...
but i do know what a pain in the arse contacts are
i went out one night and crashed at a friends, and i hadnt thought to bring something to put my contacts in
and you cant store them in water cause it ruins them so
we rummaged through her cupboards to find coke bottle lids and mixed salt and water to store them, had to catch the train home holding two glad wrapped coke lids with contacts in them!
after a long night of drinking, i once had to choose between putting my contacts into fruit punch or rum.. and i chose fruit punch, thinking the rum would eat them...
did you know that fruit punch turns your contacts pink?
I can't tell you how many times I've drank my contacts or forgotten they were in the coffee cups (um, cause that's where they go!) and poured them down the drain. Major suckage! See? You're in great company! lol
See, if I were blind, I'd totally wear glasses. They're much hotter. Contacts are overrated.
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What sort of repressed, sexually perverted freak would think that that post was slutty? Seriously...anonymous is just searching for ways to make you into a slut! Weirdo freak - they obviously get off on your blog, or they wouldn't come back for more!
BTW while I haven't drunk my contacts, i did drop one on the bathroom floor, only to see it hoovered up by my dog!!
Holy crap, the haters are out in full force, eh?
I just got a few of them myself.
Then again, I did say "fuck" about 600 times and insult a huge number of people...
I prefer to think of it as "tough love".
Anyway, if talking about swallowing contact lenses makes you a whore I am in big. HUGE. Trouble.
Love you, Miss Annah.
- B x
My co-writer wears glasses now because of something like this. I wish I had haters. They seem fun.
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Annah,
Always remember that you can figure out where anonymous is commenting from via your statcounter. If he's local, call the cops. If he's in Amsterdam, ask him for some hash.
Sounds delicious! Also, this anonymous person of yours seems like a lot of fun. I'm almost tempted to start posting anonymously on people's blogs just to f*** with them. It sounds fun in a creepy stalker kind of way.
so are you going to look for them the way parents have to seek out coins when kids swallow them?
On the plus side, when they come out they should so super shiny!
Slut and whore are just soooo overused. I mean really if you're going to insult someone show some creativity. Personally, I prefer trollop. Harlot is a good one too.
You plebeians can make all the comments you want about me but I know I'll be the one who's vindicated when I get to spend eternity with my Lord and savior Jesus Christ in Heaven while you all rot in Hell for eternity with your jezebel queen.
Ha! Cute cartoon! It was worth losing a pair of contacts just for this.
My guess is, anonymous is either a friend of yours who is messing with you, or a twelve year old boy. If the latter it's someone who has no experience with either whores or cock teasers--and probably is iffy as to what either of those things actually are.
holy cow.....rofl
Annah-those things are water soluble and all that, right? I mean, we're not going to see you on "Trauma: Life in the ER" anytime soon, right? :)
Anonymous you silly goose, you can't call someone a "cock tease" and "slut bag" and then say that Jesus is going to save you?
I don't even follow Jeebus but even my stupid ass knows that "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and "judge not lest ye be judged"
Enjoy your time in hell, sucka!
hed
It's even worse when you end up drinking someone ELSE'S contacts. Mhmm.
hahaha the images were good and made me laugh
Cute- I used to put my contact lenses in my water bottle during swim practice but I never drank them, or did I?
To be honest, I don't want to be spending eternity with Jesus if I also have to hang out with nut jobs like anonymous! Hell sounds much more fun!
I kind of want to punch anonymous in the nads.
Have you ever heard of an Internet Troll? Google it and I am suspicious that Anon is one....
Yeah :( there are trolls all around unfortunely
My friend had a patient once that came in with a raging eye infection. Her baby swallowed the mom's contact lens. The mom waited until it came out the other end, then cleaned it and put it back in her eye.
There is no cleaning system rigorous enough for me to do that!
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