Sunday

Oh My God, Yes!!!!!!!

Disclaimer Part I: This post is dedicated to every girl who's ever been called a derogatory name and had the common sense to not give a fuck. Don't let the haters get you down, ladies. Haters gon' hate.
Saturday afternoon I was at El Dorado with Roxy drooling over a coffee table I've been lusting after for months but can't afford, when I receive the nastiest of all hate comments to date on my cell phone.

Me: Oh my.

Roxy: What?

Me: I just got an awesome hate comment. Best one yet, I think.

Roxy: And how is this awesome?

Me: Girl, you know very well you're nobody until somebody hates you.

Roxy: Until somebody *loves* you, Annah. That's how the saying goes.

Me: Really?

Roxy: Yeah.

Me: Same shit.

Roxy: Lemme see.
Roxy: Ay, how rude.

Me: I think it's hilarious.

Roxy: Any idea who it might be?

Me: Not a clue.

Roxy: Are you going to mention it to your readers?

Me: Of course. And I'm going to kill 'em with love.

Roxy: What the hell?

This is the part where I warn you that you're going to see a video which I made specifically for you on this Valentine's Day but also for all the "Anonymous" haters who don't have the cojones to reveal themselves as they throw imaginary stones at me and call me names like a pre-schooler in need of their diapers changed.

Unnecessary sidenote: This thing took me forever to make so you better enjoy! Hugs and lots of champagne kisses.

75 comments:

Shannon said...

Yes!

Not the Hero said...

The fact that they were anon... when they sent the comment shows that they are a coward. Way to not let it get to you .

Love the video.

The Simple Dude said...

I would so do a video like this for my blog, but I am not sure there are any songs out there about beer, farting (and other bathroom habits) and stupid ass people. Which is about all I seem to write about these days.

Happy VD-Day! No, wait, that's not it... just Happy V-Day.

SD
TheSimpleDude.com

Belle said...

I did enjoy it. And good for you.

Biohazard said...

LOL! Awesome video, super cute.

I can't believe some dickwad wrote that. Guess what, buddy? You gotta problem, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE BLOG. Simple concept.

On the plus side, I am sure you got a good laugh out of that comment. Poor Anonymous' plan backfired.

Karley Walker said...

Ha oh my gosh LOVED the video so adorable!!! So cute and hysterical! And forget the haters, you are very right, and good for you for not letting anyone's words get you down, you are a very strong woman!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

TB said...

Well, that's a sweet response to your hater! I'm always surprised when people go out of their way to leave comments on blogs that they find so offensive. I mean, if I hate something that much, I won't stick around and read enough posts to form such a strong opinion. Meh.

Cute video! I like your...hair and eyes. Oh, and nice nails. :)

Thank, Q said...

That response to that hater is the reason I follow you. That was extremely creative and extremely funny! I only wish we had a way of seeing the expression on their face when they saw that video. All Hail to the Queen.

Mike Robbins said...

I love your attitude!

Christopher said...

You will be destroyed? Is your hater Godzilla or something?

Yvonne said...

LMAO! SUPER CUTE video! How did you get through it without cracking up??? Kill them with kindness is what my mami and the nuns taught me. You're da best Annah!

Happy Valentine's day doll!

Guilty Kisser said...

'you'll be destroyed'? really? Is God going to smite you down or turn you to stone or something? Lame person.

Jewels said...

haha. You can do nothing but laugh at people without the balls to put their name to a comment like that! Loved the video! I spent hours trying to figure out how to upload my own video to my blog this weekend but with no success...guess I'll have to keep plugging away at it! Yours was SO cute!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Brandi said...

that was a extraordinary amount of badass-ery...

Loved the video!!

Happy V Day

Boppie said...

Sooooo, I guess it was getting pretty lonely over in Anonymous' no pre-marital sex preaching, vengeance-dealing, tee-totaling, no-fun-having blog - the blog equivalent of a Taliban stronghold in Afghanistan, basically? I don't think I'm pretending to be your friend - I might have to move to FL, and I was planning to email you for advice. That sounds friend-y to me. I think it's called 'pen-pals', durr! If I had the balls, I would put the truth about my life in my own blog, and some of the details would make even the Danaconda blush. So keep on keepin' on - and I hope you get some doggy love on V-day! ;)

J-Roll said...

My freakin' hero.

V said...

V is very very extraordinay?! Thank you!

Happy V-Day!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

and they hide behind "anonymous". Fuckers!

♥ Happy Vally Day ♥

Odie Langley said...

Annah you did soooooo good on the video. At least we got to see your beautiful eyes. You don't have to worry about the one or two haters out there when you have all of us loving you.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY sweetie.
Odie

Jessica said...

Vid was bad ass and what's with anonymous. Some people are a real downer and don't stand by your own comment with your name nooo just hide. Bah humbug.

Lady Ohlala said...

Hilarious! "you're nobody till someone hates you" and this video is brilliant ;) Loving your badass attitude!

Happy valentine's day!

Ps: "Or you will be destroyed"?? Is he planning to send you a nuclear email or something?

MandyMoore said...

Dear Anonymous:

If you even try to destroy my Annah, I saw a Craigslist post for free cinderblocks and I'm half tempted to go pick them up.

And use them on your feet.

J Franklin Evans said...

Loved the video! Thanx for taking the time to make it! I'm glad you realize that someone having that visceral a reaction to your stuff is a *good* thing . . . I'm jealous. Kinda.

jessica said...

Cute video. And you have lovely eyes. (:

Beyond The Green said...

Happy Valentines Day Annah!!! <3 This was a very cute video :) As to the anonymous person well I just want to say you are spineless and seriously I have seen more guts in 11 year old kids. If you have nothing nice to say than don't say anything at all. Annah is NOT a Slut, she is awesome and way cooler than you will EVER be. So remember that, the next time you think your opinion means something, because news flash asshole it's not.

Have a nice valentine's day Anonymous!

Annah we love you :)

George said...

Great.

Kev D. said...

You such a prostitoot.

Katsidhe said...

Well! I see the haters were out in *full* stride this weekend. Good on you for being a Honey Badger and not letting it upset, dear Annah.

You video was adorable, too, sweets.~

Bouncin' Barb said...

That was absolutely fantastic. What a cool idea. You are adorable. Love you too!

gogiita192 said...

damn that comment was harsh. funny ass video, should do like cupid and shoot them full of arrows lol.

jules said...

I'm so sorry you're going to be destroyed my friend! And for the record, I DO want to come to Miami and party and be your friend! And, even more so after your hilarious video, which really shouldn't be that funny, but for some reason I was cracking up at your little peeks and paper dancing and the cards getting stuff! Red Means Go, represent!!!!!!

Annah said...

I seriously have no idea what the whole "You will be destroyed" thing was about. Also, I loved how they said "I do not like you"... Um yeah, I think that was kinda obvious when you called me a whole twenty times. Too funny.

You guys are awesome. Best way to kick off Valentine's Day. With your fab comments and virtual love. I'm feeling fuzzy. Coffee time and I hope you all get whatever it is that makes *you* feel fuzzy. Whether it's flowers, hugs, chocolate, good sex, cuddle time with your children, or porn. Pamper yourselves a little extra today. *muah*

Simple Dude: Plenty of songs about beer. I say do it!

Mandy: You're too much. I love the rage!

Kev D: I know.... I such a prostitoot. Ha!

Barb: Thanks, babes. Happy Valentine's Day.

Rommel: Arrows are expensive and I'm poor. This was the obvious choice.

Annah said...

Oh! and I meant *called me a whore. Not a whole. That's just weird.

Paige said...

girl i fucking love you. and that hate text bitch can go suck it. how could anyone hate you?!

Rio said...

Um yea, this hater can go back to the trash heap that they creep out from. I would be all "I GOT YO' BACK ANNAH!" but seems you have everything under control :P. Great video, too many videos out there say they time up their lyrics to the songs, but yours was on the beat haha. Can I just say what we are really thinking...yes, anonymous is jealous of your good looks and can't stand it. Stay class on this vday, Annah.

Oilfield Trash said...

I love fan mail like that.

Happy Valentines Day.

Mrs. Adventure said...

LMAO seriously thinking of turning back on my anonymous comments - that's hilarious.

Gotta laugh at a person that trys their best to have "balls" but their's just haven't dropped yet- hense the reason they left an "anonymous" one :+)

steph gas said...

anonymous haters are the new trolls. i hate people who hide behind ANYTHING and call people out. if i wanted to call you a whore, annah, i'd say it to your blogface.

but i don't think you're a whore. i think you're young and purdy and enjoying the life you have. and i think THAT takes cajones. <3 <3 <3

Christy said...

All I have to say, is LOVE WAS MADE FOR ME AND YOU!!!

Oh yes, and your anonymous hater CAN SUCK IT!!

Love you!

FreeFlying said...

The hand dancing was the best! Loved it!

Danger Boy said...

Oh, Annah, we love you too! Great vid!
Haters gonna hate, but readers gonna read, and I'm gonna laugh when I click over here. So screw that douchemuppet anyway!

The Barreness said...

I've always loved you, Kitten, but this?

This is heroic.

Now get your little whore ass to London and let's do this.

*HUG and feminist fist pump*

- B x

Suldog said...

And a most excellent and tremendously love-filled Valentine's Day to YOU, you tremendously funny woman!

AmberLaShell said...

haha, that was awesome.. made my day!

Chanel said...

Somebody seriously said that? Stupid trolls.It was kind of pointless. If I don't like what somebody says enough to say something, I have the common courtesy to one, leave the name calling out of it and give a logical point of view. There's no point in insulting people. And two, leave my name so they know exactly who is saying it.

I don't party the way you do, but you make me laugh. I'm not pretending to be your friend. I'm a reader who happens to like what you say and do, even if I don't say and do it myself. I guess that makes me a fan of you. Different strokes for different folks or whatever that saying is.

Undercover Philosopher said...

loved the video, Happy Valentines Day.....x

Eddy said...

Great Video! I want to see the outtakes.

Annah said...

Danger Boy: Douchemuppet. Ha! That's a classic.

Rio: At first I was thinking of

Christy: HEART YOU BACK. Can't wait for girls' night. And you took the words out of my mouth, girl. They can suck it.

Mrs. Adventure: It made for one great and funny post.

Free Flying: You saw how I did that? I thought my hands looks SUPER FAT after watching the video. Like fuck, I need to do hands exercises or something. Too funny.

B: Oh yay I'm glad you like! And don't you worry. My whore self is coming! <---- Not like that, you perv!

Suldog and Amber: Glad I could bring a little sunshine to your V Day. Have a great one!

Chanel: Thank you so much for your kind words and honesty. I didn't let that stupid comment bother me, but it's nice to hear that some people who can't 100% identify with the stuff I write about still read my blog and find it entertaining. *hugs*

Undercover Philosopher: Thank you. I think I'll be making more of these for the blog.

Eddy: Never!!!!!!! LMAO

A Beer for the Shower said...

Gracias for the video Annah. Happy V-Day to ya. Piss on the haters :)

caterpillar said...

Spineless idiots who can't reveal their identities...ask them to sod off...

GS said...

Loved the video! and ignore the hater... I would love to see one day a comment like that made by someone who actually have the balls to do it un-annonimously (did I just made up a word here?) and yes you're right, you're nobody until you get haters so famosity must be coming your way!!

Jeannie said...

LOVED the video!!! Too funny my friend!!! F--k the haters, they only hate because they are miserable, jealous and envious! Live it up my love... Happy Valentine's Day... Can't wait for ladies night!

I'm supposed to be studying.... Grrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Rebekah Mae said...

Your video just made my Valentines day go from good, to super amazingly awesome! <3
So I thank you for that. And I also thank you for being an awesome blogger/person (even though I don't know you) in general

Ms Jenna said...

Wow, I can't wait till someday I get a hate comment. They certainly are entertaining. I wonder if these people ever thought that maybe, just maybe, if they don't like what you have to say, that maybe, just maybe, they shouldn't read it anymore. But then again, your level of awesomeness is just so compelling that even the haters are forced to come back for more.

Happy Valentines Day to you too!

estefanny said...

This day was not so great, (being I'm single and alone and whatever!) but This TOTALLY made my day!! Lovely song, awesome video!! LOVE the way you're giggling in the background!! You don't need me to tell you what an awesome blogger you are, but I will anyways!! Just because you have fun in your life doesn't make you a bad person. In fact, if more people tried to be happy-go-lucky(even when you aren't so lucky) the world would be SO much better!! Thanks for bringing joy and laughter when others(ahem, dumbshit anonymous commenter) only bring hate!

Milk-2Sugars said...

hahaha, brilliant video!!

eugh, anonymous commenters need to grow a pair

Amber said...

I love how the haters are always anonymous. BUT I have to say you must be EXTRA special to get such a big post about how much they hat eyou. Me? I usually get "fatty" or "fatass"....which really just means my haters are retarded with a small vocabulary.

PS: I loved your video.
PPS: I loved this post
PPPS: I luff you too, silly goat.

Doug Stephens said...

I am curious as to how you would be destroyed. Is this a flying-comet-from-space-to-pulverize-you destruction, or more of a ruin-your-probation-by-shoplifing-a-stupid-necklace type of thing.

Annah said...

Beer for the Shower: I guess I need a beer first before the pissing commences. Got some? Share!

GS: Fingers crossed for impending famosity.

Jeannie: Go back to studying!

Rebekah: Thanks for sticking around for so long. That! Is awesome.

Ms. Jenna: Most hate comments make for entertainment and blog fodder so you can never go wrong with them.

Estefanny: Glad I could make your VDay better. Us single girls need to stick together! :)

Amber: Simple minds, darling. Simple minds.

Doug: I am curious as to *who* it is. And wish they'd simply just come out. In fact, I'll make *another* video for them if they do. Maybe that'll lure them ;)

Jessica B said...

Gotta feel sorry for a loser who has to comment annonymously. Haters and bullies are notorious cowards.

Glad you aren't taking it too personally. You rock Annah - love your blog, and the honest, funny stories you share.

Keep smiling!! :)

Filterless B-) said...

Got hated by an anonymous same day...sheesh....too much of a coincidence to actually b same person....but mine told me to "allow myself to be loved not fucked." lol See link below. Bitch can't even make complete sentences and she's giving me advice????

http://ignorepreviouscookie.blogspot.com/2010/10/is-this-cry-for-help.html#comments

notactuallygod said...

"You will be destroyed" ??
Do you have a web-jihadist after you? Don't worry, he/she is not bright enough to be dangerous; After slamming you for 5 rambling lines they felt the need to put in "I don't like you." -just in case it wasn't clear.

This reminds me of some posts I'd see on the community board after we docked (I used to do singles cruises/cruisers ;p) And every time I checked out who was hurling insults calling everyone sluts/drunks/cliques it was always always always some poor lonely social misfit lashing out from the shadows. Not bad people, just painfully lonely. very sad

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

GREAT JOB on that video. Super cute.

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

Things I noticed that were totally not the point: I love your nails. Sorry, but I'm obsessed with nail varnish. Also, your giggle is sweet. It screams "playful sexuality." The good kind, ya know, not the hatin' ass stupid commenter kind. ;)

Lor

Charles said...

That comment was awesome. I wish I could get more like that. I have received some negative feedback before, but god DAMN that shit was hilarious. Do you save all your hateful comments in a special place? They would be good to be read all together for the lolz.

Also: You wrote too small in the video. I couldn't read it. Please re-do the whole thing. Write on poster-board. Block letters. Each letter needs to be about a foot tall.

http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.com

Grace said...

CUTEST VIDEO EVER!!

Mademoiselle Hautemess said...

Adorbs! Thanks for the Valentine wishes...if you need back up in a fight with Anon, I am sure I can be a mean hair puller. ;)

CarmenT said...

I also liked the song and dance response video.

As one who has checked out your blog before though (I don't know if I've left a comment) I've a small complaint.

I really wish you would put dates on your posts. Otherwise, I really enjoy your blog. Keep up the good work.

Oh, and I agree with the person who said you should have a tab/page where you archive the best of your hate mail.

I look forward to your next post whatever it is.

Mollie said...

Loved it when, in the video, you did "Little Bunny FooFoo". Good times.

I have something for you on my blog.

Dr. Cynicism said...

Great vid! And great hater - they always make me laugh so much. They're cute with their little anger and unfortunate self-esteem problems, aren't they?! So precious!

Danaconda said...

1) You're such a cornball. Great stuff. You're also funny mofo as usual.

2) The headline sounds like your orgasming.

3) Check your email.

Kirsten said...

Amazing- I'm so jealous of that kind of hatred.
p.s. I agree with Danaconda about point #2. Awesome.

Ginger said...

My all time favourite song!
Only fabulous people get hate mail so Anonymous has just proved your fabulosity. fecking coward!

Maggie said...

That's inCREDible! Thank you for that delightful Valentine.

I've never understood people who CLAIM to hate a particular blog or article, but still take the time to not only read it but comment as well. GO YOU for just letting it pass by you. :)

************************BRITT******************* said...

::taking my earings off:: Who that be messing with my gurl?! They have no idea what a wonderful, loving, humble, joyful, considerate, benevolent person you are.. oh wait, those were all characteristics from my bio-poem. But on the reals you are such an amazing person, I am priviledged to have you in my life. This can only mean one thing is right around the corner- YEY FAMOSITY!!! <3 u ^_^