Saturday afternoon I was at El Dorado with Roxy drooling over a coffee table I've been lusting after for months but can't afford, when I receive the nastiest of all hate comments to date on my cell phone.
Me: Oh my.
Me: I just got an awesome hate comment. Best one yet, I think.
Roxy: And how is this awesome?
Me: Girl, you know very well you're nobody until somebody hates you.
Roxy: Until somebody *loves* you, Annah. That's how the saying goes.
Me: Same shit.
Roxy: Lemme see.
Roxy: Ay, how rude.
Me: I think it's hilarious.
Roxy: Any idea who it might be?
Me: Not a clue.
Roxy: Are you going to mention it to your readers?
Me: Of course. And I'm going to kill 'em with love.
Roxy: What the hell?
This is the part where I warn you that you're going to see a video which I made specifically for you on this Valentine's Day but also for all the "Anonymous" haters who don't have the cojones to reveal themselves as they throw imaginary stones at me and call me names like a pre-schooler in need of their diapers changed.
Unnecessary sidenote: This thing took me forever to make so you better enjoy! Hugs and lots of champagne kisses.