Monday

It Hadn't Occurred In Over A Year So Really, I Shouldn't Be Upset...

...but I am.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's God punishing you for living a life of sin.

Annah said...

I love you too, Anonymous.

Yvonne said...

booo, i just got over the flu, it kicked my ass! i hope you feel better soon, doll!

Kendra said...

Same boat right here... except it's been less than a month. BLARG!

TB said...

Anon is one efficient stalker. Always the first comment--that's dedication!

I hope you feel better soon.

AmberLaShell said...

Sorry you are feeling bad, I hope you get to feeling better soon!

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Oilfield Trash said...

Oh no, I hope you get better soon. Being sick sucks.

Biohazard said...

Awwwww, feel better soon! Hot tea, lots of rest, and chicken noodle soup. Also, cuddles from a friend, if you can get them. :)

And if gods worst punishment for a LIFE of sin is a bad cold, I can only imagine hell is something like a shower that is maybe slightly too cool, or an inconvenient line at the Hell snack bar.

J Franklin Evans said...

Feel better soon, Gorgeous!

Brandi said...

I love it when religious nuts blame god for a biochemical reaction of a virus in a human body. Because your god pays enough attention to one person that he brought the virus to this person for being *gasp* a sinner...Oh wait your not supposed to judge sinners anyway, because judging others is a sin


Matthew 7:1-5
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.


Luke 6:37
“Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;


Romans 2:1-3
Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things. We know that the judgment of God rightly falls on those who practice such things. Do you suppose, O man—you who judge those who practice such things and yet do them yourself—that you will escape the judgment of God?

James 4:11-12
Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?

Ephesians 4:29
Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.


Romans 14:1-13
As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand. One person esteems one day as better than another, while another esteems all days alike. Each one should be fully convinced in his own mind. ...

(sorry for the novel I'm actually agnostic, but I'm well versed in bible verses from being in a southern baptist community)

Damn

I have stepped off my soapbox and I'm wishing you a speedy recovery. Get some rest...that crap sucks

Jewels said...

Get better soon...if only to kick anonymous in their stupid face. Kidding...violence is never the answer but sometimes it is oh so tempting.

estefanny said...

LMAO @ biohazard's comment!!

Charles said...

Why is there a feather in your mouth in this picture?

Also: how does "anonymous" post so quick.... do they just wait around all day for you?

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Annah said...

Thanks guys. I'm on the oj, noodle soup, vitamin c diet.

Brandi: Your comment made me feel loved. I think Anonymous just loves to stir the pot.

Charles: I thought it looked like a feather. Oh well... Also? I think Anonymous either follows me on Twitter or "Likes" me on Facebook.

Caity said...

Take care of yourself! Booo I hate being sick! Get well soon!

Katsidhe said...

Oh no, I am, too! D: I did an entry about it right before I passed out. :(

It started out as just a cough, but I know I have a fever now (except that I can't find my fucking thermometer to verify it) and I'm aching and the whole nine yards.

Hope you feel better soon, sweetpea.

Thank, Q said...

Wow, Anonymous is just all over you all of the time. At least you know he/she is a faithful reader.

BTW, the waffle cone you drew looks exactly like one of Rihanna's legs. She really needs to wear longer dresses.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, your comments are hilarious. In a ridiculous way. Are you sure that isn't sarcasm and you're not actually in love with this blog (like everyone else)?

(:

jessica said...

Feel better soon! (:

Odie Langley said...

Sorry you are not feeling well. Wish I was there to make you some chicken soup to make you all better. Hope you feel better qickly.

Adventure Spot said...

HaHA Anon you are too funny, I would be delighted to take you out to a strip club no need to ask me all publicly on here. :)

Annah I hope you feel better because I am coming to Florida soon!! So make like a Tekken game and K.O. that sickness!

Scarlett said...

Feel better :( Yipppeee !!! Anon is back. Damn it! It was God and not germs. You should immediately repent my dear.

Rebecca said...

Boo. I've been sick for the past week and it's so miserable it's making me angry. Or at least, if I had the energy to be angry, I would be. Blah. Hope you feel better soon! I think I'm finally on the mend!

Tricia said...

I'm sure Anonymous will make you some chicken soup, since it would be the Christian thing to do to love and honor one's sick neighbor. ;)

Feel better, toots!

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

I still have sick voice from catching the plague last week and being told that I was NOT allowed to call out of work under any circumstance. So this fucker has been mighty persistant.

I hope you feel better. If you're anything like me, you're popping those Vitamin C like they were ecstasy pills...

Lor

gogiita192 said...

hope you most definitely feel better soon :) patron is a must. it seriously cured me of my flu

The Barreness said...

Well THAT explains the cancer.

F*cking bible beaters.

What does 'God' do to vengeful twats, I wonder?

Maybe Anonymous can tell us...

Loving you, sweetness, and wishing you well soon.

*Big English Smooch*

burr said...

I just had ice cream today.

THUNDERCAT832 said...

Uh that anonymous person needs their ass kicked! Some people just need a good old fashioned passionate ass whooping!

She/he don't know you or your heart! At least you aint a fucking hypocrite reading the good book then running around doing the exact opposite only to run around blogger to correct people and point out their "sins"!

Annah, I don't give a damn what you do in your life, you are still a good person to me. We can see your fucking heart day in and day out...fuck the haters!

Anonymous...DO EAT A HUGE DICK AND CHASE IT DOWN WITH SOME HOLYWATER!

(that pissed me off seriously)

Jourie said...

Feel better Annah! I swear by Alka-Seltzer Plus! (They're not fizzing tablets) It will make you better in no time, plus it will knock your ass out at nighttime so you can sleep!

And Anonymous is an attention deprived whore! He/she must secretly love you if they're always trying to write the first comment!

notactuallygod said...

Thundercat

Do you not know that huge dicks provide their own chasers? (I know I do)

Bouncin' Barb said...

That's from not drinking enough vodka and OJ. Listen to your other Mother!! Fell better dear, seriously. Hope you're up and about soon.

CkretsGalore said...

Shit if you get the flu for your life of sin.....I would've been long gone and buried.


Feel better hon!

jonas wunderman said...

ice cream dream ..

um ...


damn, this was going somewhere but now I cant remember what I was going to write. Never mind, eh?

Annah said...

I really want to say something awesome here but I'm in a Nyquil induced coma and all I know is that I love you. Wrong time to get sick.

Smart Ass Sara said...

Oh noes! It's the PLAGUE! Don't die. Seriously. In my Nyquil induced coma I swear I saw "the light" and it freaked me the eff out. Matt actually told me to shut up and go to the light. What an asshole.

Ninja Mike said...

I don't care what it's about, this is one of your better posts. Poignant, elegant, mysterious and punctuated by anonymous as the first comment. Does that thing (gender can't be told but I'm guessing douche-y guy) just sit and wait for your posts? Creepy. But hilarious to watch.

Boppie said...

Annah, feel better. I have a message for your little friend: "Oooh, Anonymous, aren't you afraid that 'slutty' and 'going straight to hell' are contagious? 'God' might not get how blogs work, and think you and Annah are besties, and just assume you're a slut, whore, harlot, tramp, etc too, and put the damnation on you right along with her. I think you're putting your soul at risk here, and can you take a chance like that, when Annah's clearly not going to change her ways? Think about it!"

Filterless B-) said...

While sitting in front of an Abortion clinic with a protest sign that says "You are a murderer,".....

Anonymous is probably glued in to his/her smart phone getting ur blog updates right as they come in so that he/she can be the first to post ...b/c apparently he/she exudes perfection.

FYI...spreading God's word.....doesn't mean u have to b a sarcastic bitch and harass all those who have life choices u disagree with...

I'm not a biblical know-it-all....but in my reality....we call that a contradiction/hypocrite when u preach about rights in all the wrong ways....

ANNAH rocks balls!!!! U sexy bitch u ;0)

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