Wednesday

Going The Distance

Still in Dallas but leaving tomorrow morning. Have gotten a taste of what life as a doctor's housewife would be like and fabulous-but-no-thank-you-very-much.

Just confirmed my week long trip to London to visit this bad bitch blogger in April and I'm so excited I think I've lost control of my sphincter muscle.

I kind of feel naked without my drawing pen or camera which has refused to work, hence why I must reiterate my love for the Blackberry. Because in the midst of all this technological madness, it's still alive and kicking some ass. Case in point? This totally sexy picture of me without makeup attempting a duck face for you guys:
Watched Going The Distance last night and fell in love with this song. I strongly urge you to take a listen if you're into British bands. Back on Friday, chicken dumplings.

p.s. I just realized I'm rocking ridiculous emo bangs in the above picture but that's what happens when a twenty-eight year-old decides to get Justin Bieber bangs and then they grow out all choppy and ridiculous like. Bear with me.

p.p.s. Here's a glamour shot to offset the horror of the first picture. You're welcome.

35 comments:

.end transmission. said...

Lemme make sure I understand this.... You and The Barreness in the same postal code? Has Scotland Yard and Interpol been informed?

Annah said...

Yes. You understood well.

Interpol has not been informed. In the end... They're not equipped for all this, anyway.

Get ready!

Tricia said...

Cannot wait to read all about the debauchery that will undoubtedly ensue.

A Beer for the Shower said...

I beat my blackberry like it owed me money, and somehow that damn phone still survived. Ultimately, however, it wasn't beerproof.

J Franklin Evans said...

Lovely pic, Gorgeous! Though I *like* the duckface . . . damn, I have to deal with doctor's wives all the time (part of my job--don't ask. Unless you are having problems sleeping) and I think your assessment is correct. Anyways, have a safe trip back.

Oilfield Trash said...

Oh I look forward to hearing about your trip to see Barreness. That is unless things that happen in England, stay in England.

Danger Boy said...

International incident on the way! SWEET!
Also, quack. ;)

THUNDERCAT832 said...

Wow hooker...YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL! Just had to say that dammit..now, show be your boobies ;)

Katsidhe said...

Annah, you have such beautiful eyes!~

I can't wait to hear all about your adventures with B.! An entire week with her? That's fuckin' awesome!!! Are you just going to be in London, or rove around the UK a bit, too? It reminds how much I miss my little frozen island across the pond.

Biohazard said...

She's going the distance, she's going for speed!

Odie Langley said...

Great to get the update on your journey and an awesome picture of you as well. You really have beautiful eyes girl. We are supposed to be getting snow tonight so who knows what you might be in for in Miami. Time will tell. Have a safe trip home.
Odie

Annah said...

Oilfield: Whatever happens in England will be blogged about. Just that, remains anonymous.

danger stranger: It's gonna be nuts.

Falen: They're contacts. At your disposal whenever you want them. They're not from the states though. From another country... where that stupid hooker Paris Hilton gets them from if you're interested. My real beautiful eyes are brown :)

Kat: I'm super excited. My mom is all "you need to find a job!" and I'm all "that can wait."

Bio: It's gonna be awesome!

Katsidhe said...

You're eyes are still beautiful, dear Annah.~ They are a lovely shape, and the color was merely an accent so it doesn't matter that they are contacts.

And hellz yeah to waiting to find a job, and just kicking it around the Big Smoke with B.!

Lonely Suitor said...

I had no idea that pursed lips signify a duck-face. And I'm sure the Emo girls won't mind you stealing their style for a bit. If anything, you bring the style into a new light by doing so. Indeed, rock on.

estefanny said...

Wow, those contacts look AMAZING on you!! And i'm soo excited to read about your adventures in England!!! Can't wait!

jill hamilton said...

it's going to be like Roshomon with the dueling blog perspectives. but with booze!
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

steph gas said...

i cannot WAIT to read about what happens in london. gah! amazing! jealous! makes me wish i actually had a passport!

Annah said...

Kat! Thank you baby. Love those contacts to pieces. Brazilians and Victoria Secret models have it right.

Lonely Suitor: Duck face, indeed. Thank you.

Estefanny: Expensive but fabulous. B is the best. And I am very excited to be going over there.

Jill: B scares me a little. She's a she-devil and I'm just a mere apprentice. Of course, I'm willing to learn.

Steph: Kisses. We'll taking gah-zi-llion pictures.

Candice said...

You get to go to LONDON?!?! Envy. Jealousy. Green with it...*Sigh*...Oh well. Here's hoping you'll enjoy your trip and take plenty of fabulous pictures for us all to drool over.

Maybe you can do something crazy. Mess with one of those guards outside Buckingham Palace. It might get you beaten up and arrested but hey, it makes for great blogging, right? :)

Thank, Q said...

I can't believe you actually went to the game and didn't sling a ticket my way. I sat in Flower Mound twiddling my thumbs while I could have been at Jerry World.

Seriously, the weather sucked out there and I spent most of my time stuck in one spot. BTW, is the girl in the first photo and the one in the second photo related? The duck faces on them look similar, but I'm unsure.

The Barreness said...

Oh my sweet Annah, fear not. I'll take it easy on you for this, your first foray into - what did you say? - She Devil-ishness. ;-)

Just...bring your A-game.

And those INCREDIBLY sexy eyes.

You'll be just fine.

- B x

The Barreness said...

Also?

I was happy with "bad bitch".

;-)

- B x

becca said...

beautiful picture and great post, safe travels

Bagel Fairy said...

You'll LOVE London. I'm super jealous. Have fun.

Smart Ass Sara said...

Now I have that stupid song by CAKE stuck in my head. Not cool homie, not cool. :)

Beyond The Green said...

You don't look like shit in the first picture you look beautiful in both :) Loved the song

MonsteRawr said...

I'm pretty sure doctor's wives aren't supposed to talk about their crotches. I'm just saying.

Ali B said...

Annah you don't need a lick of make-up ( but it is fun)). Are those your jammies in top pic? forgive me if not... x

Ms Jenna said...

Fell asleep during my comment last night, go figure. Sentiment is still the same today though, have fun, like Cake, bangs are tricky but yours aren't bad.

Amber said...

Blackberrys are the shit. Even though I hate mine.

What kind of pen do you use? I was looking at that Bamboo pen, but not sure how I would like it.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Hot either way.

Have fun.

Annah said...

Q: I didn't know I was even going to have a ticket at my disposal, darling.

B: I'll be writing to you as soon as I sleep this exhaustion off. HUGS!

Ms. Jenna: Bangs are a pain in the ass and

Beyond the Green: Glad you liked the song :) I LOVE IT.

Amber: It's called a Genius 4500 and they sell it at Wallimart.

Bug's Butt: <--- I always laugh when I write that out, by the way. Thank you! And I'll be blogging mad about London upon my return. Still have a few months left until that happens.

The Absence of Alternatives said...

So jealous that you will be shacking up with B! I just want to let you know The Boxer Rebellion (my FAVORITE BAND, seriously) has a great song called "Flashing Red Light Means Go". it's like you are destined to discover them. ;-) It is one of the best songs ever.

Anonymous said...

OH my lord, you such a fucking prostitute. I can't even believe the shit you put up here. You are a DISGRACE. You claim to make fun of stupid slutty chicks, but you are really just one of them yourself. All you care about is getting drunk and seeing how many guys you can tease with your "playful sexuality", and the fact that you have 2,000 people who try to pretend they're you're friend. Classy. You are either a huge whore, or the biggest tease that's ever set foot on this planet. I don't like you. And I'm sure that a lot of people you know in real life are disgusted by you. Get the fuck out of here, bitch, or you will be destroyed. FUCK YOU.

Anonymous said...

Anonymously lame, go back to crying about why your parents liked the cat better, and enjoy Annah's cool video.

Annah on the other hand might have just discovered The Black Keys and might want to discover a different but possibly new favorite Sleigh Bells. A little different than normal but who knows ;)

Diesel