The Nightmare After Christmas

Disclaimer: Some people are just not fit for parenting (or pet owning, for that matter).

Remember that party I went to a while back right after the degenerates I gave Jenka to lost her? Remember how distraught I was and how that mom insisted on telling me about her kid's pet gerbil, Fatso? Here's the second horror story by mommy #2 from that party.

Why anyone might think this would make me feel better is beyond me.

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Not long ago, little Jenny wanted nothing more than to be the proud owner of a puppy. As her seventh birthday neared, she took advantage and brought it up with her father one afternoon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As was expected, Jenny triumphed in her quest and one month later had a loveable shih-tzu which she named Peeko. The dog quickly became Jenny's best friend, usually taking precedence over her dolls and other toys.

The night before Christmas, Jenny sat by the tree eating chocolate from Santa's cookie plate, a forlorn look in her eyes as she waited for the next morning. Soon enough it was time for bed but Jenny intended to break the rules and catch a glimpse of Santa that night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

In her haste to do as she was told and fast forward to morning time, Jenny left the plate of chocolate lying on the floor while Peeko, ever the obedient pet, waited patiently for everyone to go to sleep before devouring the chocolate stash on that lovely ceramic plate.

The next morning, little Jenny found a bounty of dolls and video games under the tree. But that wasn't the only surprise. No no no. There was something even more exciting than all the dolls in the land!

Poor Peeko had one chocolate too many and was granted entrance into doggie heaven which, considering his miserable little life was probably the best thing that could've happened. Jenny's parents quickly ushered her away with one of her Christmas presents.

 

 

The father hastily buried Peeko in the backyard while Jenny's mom distracted her with Mermaid Barbie in the room. That evening, Jenny cried herself to sleep and prayed for Peeko to wake up from his nap.

Time passed and just as children are wont to do, Jenny forgot about Peeko and became consumed in Zhu Zhu Pets and video games. Seven months later the Miami summer was in full effect and her parents decided it was time to splurge on a backyard pool. Construction workers came and went, while Jenny supervised their progress from her favorite lounge chair, a video game in her fat little hands at all times.

One day, as the workers excavated arduosly they found something that caught Jenny's eye.

 

But who can stop a seven-year old rug-rat from getting something that she wants, especially when it's being forbidden by an adult? Jenny grabbed Peeko's skull and bolted into the house, excited to show her parents her newly found treasure.

 

 

Then realization set it...

And once again little Jenny got her way. In fact, she'd never been so enthusiastic to give a presentation in class.

 

 

 

Needless to say, Jenny's teacher wasn't as impressed.