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Make It Stop!
I'm so over the holidays and fake Christmas cheer and merry smiles and apple cider I'm about to run some people over with my Toyota. Mostly, I'm over this ridiculous weather that's struck Miami like a fat girl in daisy dukes trying to ride a mechanical bull. My apartment has no heater, so sitting at my dining table to blog is like lying naked on top of an iceblock and having eskimos pour buckets of water over my body.
John is here for the New Year's and he's chirpy and energetic and thinks waking up before noon is normal and going to places like book stores and museums is exciting and invigorating and we should do it because we're young and full of life!!!!!!!!
I'll be back as soon as my fingers thaw over and I find a place to bury him. This may be after New Years (dependent upon weather conditions and backyard space at my mom's house).
Happy New Year!
Feliz Ano Nuevo!
Felice Anno Nuovo!
Bonne Année!
С Новым Годом!
Feliz Ano Novo!
שנה טובה!
34 comments:
Stay warm and sassy for us in the new year. We'll be here waiting after you crash from your activity filled weekend.
Just be sure to save enough energy to move one finger. Hey - I'm talking about typing a blog here... jeez you people have sick minds.
SD
http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/
Have an awesome New Year and let's drink away 2010!
You don't have to rush. Sounds like the temperature is cold enough for the body to keep for a while.
Haha, chirpy, enthusiastic men are...Invigorating... At first. Then they lose their charm and you quickly realize that a pomaranian would be much more amusing. Plus you can always just toss 'em in the kennel.
Happy New Years! Cheers to continued blogging success!
I say, if he's so energetic at the ass-crack of dawn, let him dig his own grave, and by the time he's done, you'll be thawed out and ready to kill him. That solves all your problems. But you should have sex with him first. Because if you did it after, that would be gross. Happy New Year!
Your apartment has no heater?! I can't even imagine that. Then again, here in Idaho, a lot of us don't have air conditioning. Which is probably pretty insane to you. Wanna trade? ; )
Really? REALLY!? You're gonna complain to me about how cold you are in MIAMI!?
Don't go there.
You're lovely.
Don't make me hurt you. :)
Just don't put him in the water. They ALWAYS find the floater bodies.
Or so I've heard.
I am so with you on this one! Be glad when it's all back to normal. Hugsssss
Happy New Year.
wake him up w/ morning head and see how chipper he is in the wee hours of the morn. it's a small sacrifice, take it from me.
***ladyvader99.blogspot.com***
Yes. I am very over it too. And winter, well it just sucks all around.
It's not cold her anymore, we're back to muggy, soggy, curly/frizzy hair kind of weather. Why don't you have that early riser of a friend go buy a portable heater for you? They work! For reals! lol
Feliz Ano chica!
I am glad it is almost over until sometime in Feb. for the next holiday. Hope you get some warmth really quick. Don't want our Annah being chilly. How can chilly and miami be in the same sentence? Don't hurt him too bad.
Odie
Don't die!
:D
Happy New Year...I sugegst a swampy area for John's body...the gators destroy evidence!
Come on over here to the tropics quick! Before the cops find you! :D People these days seem high on some holiday steroids. Must find myself some...maybe on the black market...
I can sympathize with you on the cold, I am always cold and right now looking at about 15" of snow. No heater? Try to stay warm and have a happy new year.
Have a great new year, gorgeous!
best thought cloud ever.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com
Hot here today, but you probably dont want to know that. Stinking hot tommorow. (109F) 39C
Summer is finally making itself felt
Arrgh, that should have been "stinking hot (109F) 43 C" not 39. 39 today. Brain melt
Ummm, there is another option, that will keep you warm, satisfy his energy levels and perhaps keep him bed until after lunch!
You guys sure have plenty of killer knowledge! I love it. You're the best. I'm here cracking up in front of John.
Spike his drink with vodka and Benadryl. That'll keep him asleep until at least noon.
Also, enjoy your trips to the bookstore by hitting the smut section. It's near the romances, but much smuttier (is that a word?). Find a chair and read the "good parts."
HAHA. Thank you for having eye boogers. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one.
Yeah, about those eye boogers, why are they green? Either John wikileaked onto your lids while you slept, or you've been mixing too much Midori in your Vodka.
Either way that is an awesome thought cloud. And I know my clouds, baby.
"Yea did He look down, and see that it was good"
-If I Were God, gazing at your post
http://if-i-were-god-or-had-his-powers.blogspot.com/2010/12/twas-night-before-new-years.html
I was supposed to go to Miami for NYE!!!! Then the cold temps and the skyrocketing price of flights made my lame friends back out =( I'm soo effing pissed!!!!
Anyway, alcohol will warm you up so I suggest hot chocolate with baileys...my new obsession.
Ευτυχισμένο το Νέο Έτος ~ Happy New Year!!!
Vikings pouring warm whale oil over your body is much sexier than Eskimos and cold water. Try that in your imagination.
Hahaha I guess I'm him. I'm always up early and ready to live life.
Don't hate me cuz I'm an early bird.
Girl get yourself over to the Motel 6 in Dania Beach. At least they've got heat in the rooms and cool little wild monkeys in the parking lot that you can feed fruit to, assuming they all haven't frozen to death. Be safe tonight kiddo, watch out for all the amateur drunks.
I'm sorry, I'm just so pleased with your drawing (you + man in a seeming state of post-coital nakedness) that I can't comment on anything else.
- B x
P.Y.T. Hot chocolate and Bailey's... HMMMM. That does sound yum. Let me know if you ever do make it down to Miami.
NotActuallyGod: I thought that was supposed to be the color of eye boogers. No? Mine are usually black (nasty, I know) because of my mascara.
Cassie: You're definitely not the only one.
B: There was a lot of post-coital nakedness too. Happy New Year, darling. Still keeping my fingers crossed for April.
Stopped by here through a link on the SD blog, loving the artwork! Cheers, W
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