(Regular people = Not my family)
My dad is possibly one of the best cooks on earth and when I finally arrived at my parent's place and wrestled my way through a pool of seven dogs and five cats yesterday, my dad burst out of the kitchen with:
Ox tail is fucking delicious. You know what's also pretty awesome? Dorky holiday sweaters.This post was intended to brief you of a new sexperiment I learned of a while back but so far it has become an ox tail rant (I can't help myself) laced with questionable fashion taste.
Back to the matter at hand! Over dinner a few weeks back I was informed that people from Central America have this sex move they often times perform called "El salto del tigre" (The jump of the tiger). Basically, the man will lay there with his sword up and ready for battle, while the woman runs and jumps on it from a distance. This move can also be performed the other way around (woman laying down) but it takes a tiger jump master to be able to execute it properly.
I'm not sure what kind of crazy lunatic came up with this but I've been told it rarely plays out as intended.
Merry Christmas, my little tigers.