This weekend my friend ________ used my spare bedroom to do the nasty with a guy she met at a club and I was left to babysit his somewhat famous reggaeton singer friend who tried to have sex with me but failed miserably because I'm a snob who thinks all men she meets at clubs are serial killers. I also fell and twisted my ankle wearing six inch heels, caught a cold, rarely slept, almost got into a fist fight with a midget and drank ten buckets of margarita.
Below is an adequate description of my liver over the course of the weekend.
Good news! I'm alive. Bad news? I'm almost dead.
I'll be back after a two day nap and I'm bringing Dan from Head of the Danaconda with me. Next post is disgusting just like him so get your wine ready and XXX glasses on.
I'll be back after a two day nap and I'm bringing Dan from Head of the Danaconda with me. Next post is disgusting just like him so get your wine ready and XXX glasses on.
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Happy recovery!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
Looking forward to another post with Dan... you two are like perved beans in a pod.
SD
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Too bad it was your friend having all the fun and you getting sick and injured. Hope you feel like your old sexy self very soon. Great art work on todays blog. You still have it girl.
Odie
ay dio! lol
Annah wrote: << I also fell and twisted my ankle wearing six inch heels, caught a cold, rarely slept, almost got into a fist fight with a midget and drank ten buckets of margarita. >>
Amazing coincidence, Annah! This is very similar to my weekend. Only difference is that I had a date with my fist, did the twist with a cold heel, and slept with a six inch midget named Margarita..all of which were on my bucket list!
A hangover of epic poportions is the sign of a great weekend. Your liver will recover...well most likely anyway.
Can't wait to hear the scandelous XXX story.
Hahah Yeah that was me yesterday morning. I was dry heaving and trying to drag my carcass to my hair appt. Strong tea and 3 shots of baileys fixed me right up!
I remember those days. Or, I *don't* remember those days. But I've heard stories . . .
Sounds like an awesome weekend actually,,, I hope you get feeling better!
By the looks of it, your liver was also on acid! Sounds like a fantastic weekend :-)
Whats with your stupid "Bad News- Im Alive"
I DONT LIKE THIS POST
Crektz: that sounds delicious!
Olivia: Relax darling. I'm just saying I'm alive abd have to nurse this hangover. Don't take it so personal or I'll be forced to fly up there and beat your skinny ass with a vodka bottle.
Shady: a midget named Margarita? I hope she tasted like strawberries.
Hahahahha I love the drawings....OMG I'm still recovering too I just had the hardest time trying to spell drawings... our livers are most definitely a wonderland!
And they used your spare room? As in the DOGS' room! wahahhahahahahahahaha honey you must ellaborate on this story!
My super secret hangover cure is Vernor's. Works like a charm. The unfortunate side effect is that now every time I taste I taste Vernor's, I have the undeniable urge to vomit on someone's shoes.
Annah...oh god i taste those strawberry margaritas on the rocks. If I can find a place that makes them around here I'll probably join you with a hangover. Sleep well, feel better and happy Monday !
Hangovers suck....but not as much as still waking up drunk. Which is what I did on Friday morning. Hope your liver doesn't stay mad at you for long. Yay margaritas!!
If my liver could talk it would say " Not mad..Just disappointed." It would sound just like my mom.
Epic Tales of a Professional Freakshow in Heels
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My liver is tired and emotional this morning and threatening to find a more caring owner. Drinkes on sunday night is not a good idea
Even in hangover recovery phase you still manage to create the most entertaining drawings. Looking forward to your joint post with pervy Dan! Feel better soon sweetie!!
Sweet info!
Ha! Those illustrations are hilarious! Happy Recuperating! :)
Faaawwwwk! I think my liver was hanging out with yours.
I'm just impressed at how cleverly you can manipulate the pictures to look all fuzzy! Your liver, well, yeah, you need it, but come on! Those fuzzy pictures!
it looks like you're trying to stab the clown with the unicorn's horn. hopefully you are and you did.
I admire your standards. I, too, am very snobbish about making love to men I meet in bars.
Don't you love it when your friend is hooking up and the guys friend who she is hooking up with just assumes you will give him some too?
this made me laugh, how many times do people get stuck with the wierd friend while the good one cops off with your mate lol.. it doesnt seem fair
loved your bit about assuming all men in clubs are serial killers, i do the same, either that or i assume theyre planning to nick my handbag...
also, Fred Miller's comment made me laugh a bit
Ah, its been too long since I've had a weekend like that :)
muahahah im i feel the same way about guys from clubs
i wish this WAS my weekend!!! i celebrated my anniversary w/ awesomeness and sushi but alas, it didn't hold the epicness of your weekend <3
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sounds like an excellent weekend. swift recovery to you. i just had a scotch on the rocks and my detoxed liver is freaking out. it feels like i got punched. how am i going to prime for my birthday which is someday this week, if one measly scotch is kicking my ass?!
curious, what do you eat when you are hungover?
Fred: I'd figure you to be the snobbish type. LMAO
Raquel: I was *so* over it. I seriously told him to shut the fuck up and go to sleep and leave me alone. Verbatim. He was pissy but did I care? Uh, no.
Paige: Rarely have I met a normal person at a club.
Leia: Happy Anniversary! Hmmm sushiiiii.
Ali: Anything greasy. I especially love steak burritos and greasy cheeseburgers. OMG. Mexican food is my drug when I'm hungover.
damn it all to hell! I popped up to see your blog and BAM a filthy clown! *scared shitless of the fuckers* After I launched my laptop across the room...I picked it up to comment :) Still love you...even though I pissed myself lol
haha hope you're feeling better today!
Funny shit, and we've all been there, head in the bowl, making promises we'll only break again at next Friday's happy hour.
If only somebody had prepared us, given us a few tips before it became an issue...
http://if-i-were-god-or-had-his-powers.blogspot.com/2010/11/tips-for-life-from-fetus-to-five.html
Although I met Doug at a bar, went home with him that very night and married him 2 weeks later- and we've been together 28 years; you were right to be suspicious. I think most of the guys at bars are serial killers; and you wouldn't want to die before you've reached your maximum famosity!
This blog is amazing! You are officially a KAP! Congrats! I won cookies this week, so it's an honor for sure.
Please still be alive. I have an award for you http://thetameone.blogspot.com/2010/11/applesoranges-funny-girl-catholicism.html
Karaoke: COOKIES. HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Haha, the "water part" reminds me of Dead Man on Campus.
Someone reminded me on twitter just recently of a post from a blogger like a year ago. Apparently this guy liked to dip a finger fom each hand into her vag and then smear it under his eyes, calling it "warpaint".
Every girl i've been with loves period sex, it just takes some time before they usually admit it.
Hee hee. Ok, this is my second post I've read from you. I like you. You're funny and my kinda person!
I love, Love, LOVE how you "boozed up" the pictures!!! So AWESOME!! I LOve your blog!!!
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