Sometimes people insist on regaling you with stories about their kids you really don't want to hear.
True story.
True story.
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73 comments:
LMAO.
hahahaha I don't even know what to say. I think I'll stay child-less for a while to stay away from these situations
best part: NATURAL SELECTION BITCHES.
OMG ROLLING JUST ROLLING
Hard to type BAAAAAAaaaaadddddddddd LOL
I hate to start this comment with 'Haha' but,
Haha, I feel the need to cry about this.
That may top me convincing bratchild that earwax is caused by fairies pooping in her ears while she sleeps. Except in your mom's case, it was accidental. It sounds totally ridiculous butnwhen I first told her, it made sense.
Who did this happen to? How sad!
My neighbors are worse pet owners/parents than this lady. They had two dogs once and the dogs would fight, so they decided to get rid of one. Rather than find it a home (too hard!), they took it's SHOCK collar off and waited for it to run away. I saw what they were doing and offered to find a home for the dog, which was remarkably easy since it was a full-bred jack russell terrier.
Also, they got a baby alligator (illegal), kept it as a pet until it got about two feet long (and mean--partially because they poked it all the time), and then they SHOT IT and threw the body in the woods. I almost cried. I would have called the cops, but nobody but us knows that they did that, and I don't want them to retaliate against us. Also, I didn't know until after the fact. :(
TB: Some chick told me about this at a party. I was like "You can't be serious..."
I honestly wanted to cry. And it was supposed to make *me* feel better about Jenka. I was all "How in the fuck is this supposed to make me feel better?!?!?"
p.s. Your neighbors totally need to be poked with a stick (Then shot with a nail gun). Ha!
Oh...and my neighbors have kids. The youngest is 11. You can imagine their attitudes towards animals. :(
Hilarious! You always think of all the little details like "Shit Parenting Park". Did you ever have an animal situation that scared you as a child?
oh my goodness! Thanks so much for the laughs Annah! :-)
ha! that is one scary looking bird
Bahahahaha Love it
My fav is when fatso is giving the middle finger!!
hhahahahahahah
sad sorry sad not funny
Lmao! Your drawings are always great.
luvd this... u're a very versatile writer. u're great no matter the genre - erotic, satirical, comedy, etc. and now, illustrated children's book (one mummy will buy for little john so she can read it before she wraps it and no one will know she bought it for HER). u should get over the publishing obstacle soon and invite me to a book launch
wahahahah I love it when the kid is trying to tell the mom about the movie and she just tells him to go on... ROTFL... love it!
damn you! - i was laying in my bed and after i knew you had posted, i couldn't resist to read..lol. i think you should write AND draw for children books. maybe you can get a message across to these type of parents. LOL @ "this shit doesn't happen in disney movies". Love your attention to detail. Even though it's not, you sure as hell have a way to make things funny. :)
What?!! This is what classifies as party fodder? No...Annah say it isn't so, I thought you only went to the coolest, most booze filled, sexy time, fun parties...not ones where parents talk about buying rodents!
As a hardcore Dell rat, that shocker ending gave me the shivers, Annah. Please promise that you will never set me free!
Ohhhh poor Fatso.. cute. very cute.
If it were only so easy to get rid of 'friends' this way. Who, incidentally are called Fatso as well.
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Brilliant Miss Annah. A lovely giggle at the end of the day. BTW captchas are now gone fromm my blog.
OMG today is just full of laughs and giggles!
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Your writing is stellar, however, the illustrations make the story so much bettah! :)
this is why i live. to laugh at shit like this. :) best part of my day.
I am confident about the fact that i think i am the kid. and my parents took me to shit parenting park. i am realizing it now.
sigh...
Oh my god. This is so sad, but so funny.
It kind of reminds me of that scene in The Proposal.
Haha poor Fatso! Though is it my imagination or do the candles resemble a cock and balls?
Hazel xxx
Darwin was right!
Seriously, I want that superpower. Even rodents - or whatever that was, a guinea pig? - deserve proper treatment and care. People are INSANE and (sputter, froth, argghhh.) No empathy gene AT ALL. Poor Fatso.
I did feel sorry for Fatso but at the same time I was loving the detail you put into this one for your art. Totally awesome Annah. I can see how it ties into the Jenka issue and hope that story eventually has a happy ending. You did good girl. Be proud. We love you.
Odie
Oh. My. God. It's way too early in the morning for me to laughing like this. Heh.
Fan-fucking-tastic! Superb artistry, too!
WOW!!!! LMAO!!! You are really talented. That is really, really funny. Poor, poor Fatso!
I would just like to say, Annah, that the drawing of those bed-side candles was *quite* suggestive...I'm jus sayin... lol. ;)
OH my goodnesssssssssssss!! Poor FATSO!!! Great illustrations though... I was laughing my ass off... just what I need to start my day right!!
Love it!! Here's another one for you to illustrate. My best friend's son got a pet turtle and took him everywhere. One day midsummer he couldn't find the turtle.
Several days went by and suddenly the minivan began to reek.
He left the turtle under the seat in the minivan to take a nap.
In the 90-degree weather with the windows rolled up.
Baked turtle, anyone?
Etoile: Thanks so much for your kind words. They mean everything to me (I know I always say this but I mean it a thousand times over).
Seriously when I heard this story guys I was horrified. But my date was like "You have to admit it's a bit funny" and then I was like... well maybe I can help people NOT commit this heinous crime and all the while bring some laughter.
WEEN!
That. Was awesome! What are the odds? I would have peed myself.
TB: give me your neighbor's address. I know people...
Penis candles!
Love the "Natural selection, bitches!" :D
Kate x
Ha Ha this is priceless. Someone actually did this to their kid? Oh my goodness! That is such a horrible idea putting the animals back in their environment. Only wild animals should be put back not something could be a house pet. Besides they don't even belong in the local park. I wonder if that kid will grow up now to be an animal activist and save anything on the side of the road just like you.
You guys stop being so perverted! It's a 3-candle set. There are no penises in there.
Perverts! The whole lot of you. No wonder my site is blocked as porn on most places of employment. Horrible :/ ha! I love it.
THIS IS HEARTHBREAKING YET HILARIOUS!!
i actually saw a video like this on america's funniest videos where this kid took his guinea pig outside and took it out of the cage. once he put it on top of its cage, this fuckin' EAGLE swoops out of nowhere and takes off with it.
I'M LOVING THESE PICTURES OF YOURS >_<
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I thought the penis candles were some sort of religious devotion. Annah's right. You guys should purify your minds, like Annah and me.
Not gonna lie I found that quite funny...It's the pictures that made it funny, not the fact that a kid saw his pet killed in front of him...that would just be harsh :O
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nice i like your post!
Following you bro!
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I enjoyed this post as much as always...
Except I actually enjoyed it even MORE because the candles on the bedside table when the kid is in bed....they look like penis....or perhaps a dildo. With strangely placed hairs.
...Just saying.
Rofl that is hilarious. I enjoyed it, mostly because I had no clue where it was going.
That is the most F-ed story I have...seen? LOL
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Poor Fatso...
How long does it take you to draw that many frames? I am hopeless with that stuff.
Leia: Oh Lord I would've cried had I seen that video. I'm telling you I was all "Stop, I don't want to hear this!" but she just kept on as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
Dan: Yeah... traumatizing to say the least. Glad you enjoyed.
Catherine: You guys are seriously seeing things that aren't there. heheheheheh PERVS!
Stephanie: This post took me about 6 hours.
When I was a kid I had 2 turtles. I went on vacation and my mom got rid of them in my absence and I shit you not...she actually told me that they ran away. That Bitch!
Awwwwww poor fatso!!! ROFL!! pretty funny my friend... Pictures were great!! Keep em coming!!
The rodent wouldn't have been in my house in the 1st place. Ewwww! My darling brat can usually talk me into anything, but not that!
I think the candles look like a dong. The baby candles even have one slightly bigger strategically placed at the base of the shaft... Are you sure you didn't do that on purpose?!
Fricken hilarious!!! Love your stories, love your drawings, love, love, love it all!!! Keep em coming sister.
BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Shit, not I feel bad for laughing at that kid's pain.
Naw, that shit was still funny.
IM GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AS HARD AS I DID! LMFAO!
know your role rat...know your roll
"Welcome to Shit Parenting Park" Bahahahaha!
great post! i like it
supportin & folloing you!
This is so failed (the story, not your sketches) that I don't even know from when to start... O_O poor fatso ...
Awwww.. poor fatso! Was this your pet or what?! By the way, I totally added you to my blogroll... added you with fury!
Haha! Natural selection is a BEAST. I LOVE natural selection.
Amber and Thundercat: You ladies are so bad. Grrrrrrr, rar! I luv it.
Mike: Poor Fatso, indeed.
Dr. Cynicism: Some lady told me this story at a party I went to.
The Weed: Gratzie.
I definately did not see that coming! I love the humor in your posts, your famousity should be soon =]
Bahaha! Pessimistic Naturalism at its finest. I heart and missed you!
x
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hahaha
poor fatso
I'm DYING. Oh my God. "This shit never happens in Disney movies" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol, that's awesome :0)
Where in the world is "shit-parenting park"? I want to go there!!
"Natural selection bitches!" Oh God that was funny. I don't think I caught who that happened too...
Haha, This is so awesome! I totally killed my kids' goldfish trying to switch them to a bigger tank. (The filter wasn't working and they couldn't breathe) Dude, I cried for an hour after I had to have my husband "bury them at sea".
LOLLL poor Fatso, At first when I clicked on the picture link I thought it was a bear. Great story, and THE PICTURES make it even better !!
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