It's almost midnight and this is when I wake from a nap that was intended to be twenty minutes but turned into hours on my parents' couch.
Last night I had my usual pre-Thanksgiving dinner party and I can say with all honesty it was a smash. My friend had sex with an eighteen year old, a heart was broken, someone got arrested and went to jail, five bottles of vodka were inhaled, and I said grace and wished everyone lots of sex in the coming year (totally essential).
Twelve months ago the two people I love the most in this world were hitting a rough patch that left me empty and bereft of all human emotion. This year God proved that sometimes -if you voice your opinions- you can truly work anything out as long as there's sincerity behind your intent.
I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving. My parents and I baked a turkey and slept while it baked. When the buzzer went off around seven we decided turkey sucks and instead ate cake on the couch.
I think the stars truly aligned in my favor.
I know... I'm grateful.
27 comments:
That cake looks incredible!
That turkey cake looks good. :D
My family also decided that turkey sucked but we had roast duck instead being the Asian family we are.
sounds like my kinda party, happy thanksgiving!
I'm grateful too, and thank you for sharing your words and life with us.
Fuck tradition.
EAT CAKE!
That cake really h=does look great. Happy Thanksgiving pretty lady. I am so thankful I found you and your amazing blog.
Glad you got to rest after your party. Sounds pretty damn exciting to say the least. Why was someone arrested?
Happy Thanksgiving Annah. I am back home in France again so no TG here but going to have turkey tacos at my friends restaurant. That cake is so bad ass. What's in the middle? What brand of vodka do you drink? random question i know... ex's and oh's ali
Happy Thanksgiving Annah. Glad to know you got some much needed rest and of all things cake. It is one of the best looking cakes I've ever seen and I bet it was good. You have a great day and take care of yourself because we care a lot about our Annah and I think you know we really mean it girl.
Odie
I am such a weird chick because I would rather eat Turkey than Cake. Also I prefer cheese to chocolate.
I always put chocolate on my desk for coworkers...mwahaha because it doesn't tempt me at all.
Happy Thanksgiving Chica.
JoJo: It was good and icing was the best part. I love me some icing.
Chuck: It truly is my pleasure.
Jroll- Agreed. ;)
Mynx: KISSES!
Barbs: Long long long story. Too much alcohol is the gist of it, I think.
Ali: Hey love. Hope you enjoyed those yummy tacos. My favorite vodka is Kettle One but Grey Goose is pretty good too.
Odie: Thank you. Hope you had a wonderful one too and a great weekend as well.
Ckrets: I wish that were the case with me. Love chocolate, hmmm.
"My friend had sex with an eighteen year old, a heart was broken, someone got arrested and went to jail, five bottles of vodka were inhaled, and I said grace and wished everyone lots of sex in the coming year (really important)."
This is best paragraph written on the Infernets ever!
Bestiality? “Making” a turkey seems like a fowl thing to do. :-)
Great Post Girlo
but have to tell you the script in your FB banner - either the script or because i just woke up and my eyes are still blurry - but I thought it said "Support Famosity by licking RMG on FB"
had to do a double and triple take to get it right. LOL
Smiles and hope you had a good day yesterday.
Danny Boy
Yay! Cake for dinner!
Can we get the details on the paragraph Karaoke quoted above?? How old what the friend who had sex with the 18 y.o., who got arrested (and more importantly - why?), and I hope I'm included in your wish for everyone having lots of sex in the coming year - I sure could use it! LOL
Happy Thanksgiving and lots of sex to you, too! ;)
I had a great Thanksgiving, and now feel the awkwardness you have felt knowing what people search on Google to get to your blog....Yeah, apparently someone was trying to find grandpa fucking a teen girl...
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Dear Annah-
Thank you for saying grace and asking the man upstairs to bless us with lots of sex in the coming years. you are correct, it is very important. AND I thought you would be delighted to know that God heard your pray, babe! And he chose to bestow that sacred blessing upon me last night.
God Lives. And he loves sex. Just. Like. Annah.
"When the buzzer went off around seven we decided turkey sucks and instead ate cake on the couch."
Thanksgiving sounds awesome. Why doesn't my country do it too :(
Kate x
Dude- I'm puking today. Thanksgiving FAIL.
My life motto? "Life is short. Eat dessert first." Literally, metaphorically and with abandon. Those 18-year olds don't deflower themselves, you know!
I'm glad you prayed for sex. Nothing increases faith in God like great sex. Nothing. I did the blessing, too. Really. (I studied for the priesthood a long time ago). And I threw in a silent sex prayer for everybody.
It's never a real party until someone is arrested.
Love ya girlo!! Glad you had a great Thanksgiving!!
Karaoke: It was an interesting night, to say the very very least.
Dan: Licking your computer screen *probably* won't make me famous :( But do it anyway.
Kernut: Everyone was included in the prayer. As far as the madness... it's really too long to tell but I will say that the person who bedded the eighteen year old was pleasantly surprised. Apparently boys that age have a lot of um, ehrm, stamina. Oh and she is 29. The arrest happened as a result of a drunken squabble. Nothing a few days won't solve (I hope). I'll post some pictures up soon. :)
Corey: He totally, totally does.
Kate: Thanksgiving is way better than Christmas as far as holidays go (in my opinion). But that's probably because I'm a December baby and only get one gift. LOL
Sara: Too much turkey?
Boppie: I agree. Dessert first.
Fred: I knew the sex vibes were flowing hard.
Amber: I agree. What a show.
Glad everything worked out! That turkey cake does look fun!
wow, sounds like I gotta start partying at your house!
I hope you don't mean me,I didn't go to jail...I know how to voice my opinions & their is always sincerity behind my intent...I can almost talk my way out of anything don't you know this by now?!Oh and about the hook-up.Thanks for nothing all this talk about happy sex to all and I'm still doing me...Literaly!If any of you lovely ladies would like to accomidate me?I'm off to the BP cleanup again soon.I'll see ya when I do Annah thanks again for another one of our many good times together even though I can't remember anything!:)
most eventful thanksgiving ever I would say.. jealous.
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