Come again? Soulmate?
Can't we all just have some fun without having to throw the S word around? "There are no soulmates floating around my neck of the woods mama, just beautiful souls," I said to her this weekend and she laughed but her eyes darted around the room nervously.
Me: Relax mom I'm not being promiscuous or anything if that's what you're thinking. In fact I haven't had sex for almost seven months.
Mom: But you ended things with Vin in January. That was nine months ago.
Me: Yeah that's what I meant. Nine months!
She knows, guys.