Still, I feel that for an underslept Cuban surviving on a diet solely comprised of wine and vodka and crackers I've done a pretty good job at purveying decent posts <------- if you disagree clap twice.
I want to confuse you into loving me more by disclosing information you probably don't know, like the fact tons of exciting posts will be popping up next month here at Red such as another collaboration with Dan about blow jobs (then I wonder why my blog has been classified as porn) and the things I learned while abstaining from sex. Also, some naked pictures and how to properly insert a tampon and me in a monkey suit (fun!).
Tonight I will make sweet love to a piece of cow meat at a trendy little restaurant in downtown Miami called Atrio which I love because I'm gay and pretentious that way. Don't judge me.
Tonight I will make sweet love to a piece of cow meat at a trendy little restaurant in downtown Miami called Atrio which I love because I'm gay and pretentious that way. Don't judge me.
Have a Happy Halloweener and pretty please email me snapshots of you in your costumes (sexy or naked pictures encouraged) at annahbanana@rocketmail.com. Maybe we can do a little collage as Monday's post? <-------- Stealthy attempt at being lazy in advance.
As Dan would say if he was here and not somewhere getting drunk and trying to get laid but failing miserably: HOUSE IT!
Update: I hate to do this but seriously today's search "key words" for my blog are way awesome to keep to myself.
As Dan would say if he was here and not somewhere getting drunk and trying to get laid but failing miserably: HOUSE IT!
Update: I hate to do this but seriously today's search "key words" for my blog are way awesome to keep to myself.
The only thing not funny about all this is if real serial killers are trying to find costumes online for Halloween and they run into my blog. So with that said if you're a serial killer reading this I just want to say, "Hi. I hope you have a great weekend and that shirt looks really nice on you."
38 comments:
Awww, what cute kitties <333
I love your blog and I must say, your hair in that profile pic of yours *points to it*
Its sooo pretty and shinny. xD
OOOhh I am so excited to see the Tampon Post!
I'm dazed and confused and loving you more, Annah. Who in their right mind would unfollow when you're promising tutorials on blowjobs and tampon insertion? What really has me stoked, however, is the anticipation of seeing you in a monkey suit! Woohoo, bring it!
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what),
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm gonna make it (what),
I will survive (what),
Keep on survivin' (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what),
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm gonna make it (what),
I will survive (what),
Keep on survivin' (what).
Sorry, way off point, but I read your title and got THIS song stuck in my head!!
Love ya!
lol... thats a nice one again annah
I love that your relationship with Mr. Vodka is formal enough that you can't call him by his first name. Which, as you well know, is Flournoy.
I'll send you a pic of me in my penguin suit, while doing the duck face - if that is even humanly possibly.
SD
http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/
Are you going to use a Barbie and a Q-tip for the tampon demo? Don't use animals. Use a real woman if you can't find a Barbie. I won't look.
Cheese sword.....I guess it's better than a pork sword.
Love ya chick!!
Hanis: Thank you :)
Raquel: I PROMISE not to disappoint with that one. I promise!
Shady: Monkey suits rock! Now where do I find one?
Chris: Seriously? What is *wrong* with you?
Anshie: Have a great weekend kiddie.
Elly Lou: Flournoy doesn't like it when I call him by his first name in public. He's shy like that.
Simple Dude: YES!
Fred: I'm thinking either a real person or cartoon. It'll be epic.
Amber: Pork sword? Ewww.
I miss out on yet another Halloween. Next year we are going to make sure we are not working up North! I have so many slutty & fun outfits that are being neglected....by neglected I mean not worn in PUBLIC.
I might be convinced to share my costume madness....
But you will have to work harder than that! =p
sweet love to a piece of cow meat...is there any other way?!
I got nothing. I'm laughing too hard! hahaha
How are you not more (or at least as) famous as Oprah. Hell, she doesn't do exciting topics such as BJ's and tampon insertion. She could learn from you. LOL
Oh, and it's totally ok to make love to piece of cow meat. Beef is awesome. ;o)
Did Christy REALLY post the lyrics to survivor?! LMAO!!! Amiga downtown is going to be CRAZY tonight we may get shot so I suggest we leave super early to dinner cause they are closing down streets and everything!!! WOO HOO!!! LET'S GO HEAT!!!!!!!! I'm actually wearing my heat shirt at work... HOT!
Hahaha. Good post. I've never seen a sword made of cheese before. Guess you'd never starve during a war right? Have a great weekend!
i love seeing what people are searching for when they 'find' my blog on google. it's kind of ridiculous. like, i wrote one post the mentioned the roosevelt island bridge ONCE and someone searched for 'roosevelt island' and found my blog. is there really nothing more interesting about roosevelt island than my blog?
also. go find my blog :D
http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com
I will definitely send you a picture of me in my costume! If I don't get too drunk and forget to take pictures...
Ohh wait, tampon insertion??? I never used them because I didn't know how! muahahaha! I'll be sure and attend your class! lol
You sure know how to get a large bunch of people excited with anticipation Annah. No one in their right mind would want to miss any of your posts to come. Have you bought the wine yet?
Odie
lol, i'm not too sure cheese swords are gonna be that useful against zombies, but who knows, that could be their one weakness. ESPECIALLY if they're wine zombies <3
and tampon insertion into a monkey? i'm rightfully intrigued yet hesitant, lol!
i seriously hope you have a halloween weekend full of badassery and i shalt shoot you an email w/ finished zombie pin up girl costume.
you can see it in progress at my blog!
***ladyvader99.blogspot.com***
Ahh I made it on your list of search words! See on the bottom there XYLINA MYIA!! Hells yeah!! Goo Mee! Have an awesome weekend :)
I wish Waldo carried a cheese sword...
Catherine: What do I have to do ????
J. Day: I have NO idea why but I'm working on it, TRUST ME!
Toni: Don't forget!
Leia: I'm not inserting the tampon into the monkey suit. lol. But that would be *quite* interesting.
Yvonne: Don't fret. I will teach you!
Xy: You're famous? :) lol
Lacie: As long as its Gouda. Hmmmmmm.
Hey Girlo,
Just wondering if the second one you marked with the smiley face - the "go tranny" was intended for me and finding out if I was going to be doing a Mrs. Doubtfire type get up or the Crossdressing Dime Store Detective or whatever else is voted.
Bummer is that We - wife, girls and self - wanted at least 15 votes/suggestions and so far have a total of 3.
Anyway, Just thought that was funny that that would show up. Havent seen to many Tranny post on your site. LOL
If anyone wants to vote - http://anythingatanytime.blogspot.com and it is the second post on the home page.
And Maybe I will have a pic for you for monday if this pans out.
Danny Boy
Mr. Vodka is the BEST wingman for a crack-driven zombie apocalypse.
Oh! I just have ONE question! Is Danaconda Daniel?? As in the Daniel who you know, helped you out the other night??
Jessica :)
Dan = Danaconda, but does not = Daniel that helped me out the other night. lol
You're the second person that asks that. Which I'm thinking of writing a post to clarify because Dan and I will be writing posts together probably once a month and I don't want people to get confused.
Also, it appears Daniel and I will also do a few more collaborations so you may see some of him around this blog as well.
Final also... Dan and I are thinking of doing a live travel blog together sometime in the spring. Meaning me go to NYC or him come to Miami so that should be *very* interesting. ::evil laugh::
ha, have a great weekend!
LOL at the keywords.
http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/
Enjoy your big slab of meat... erm, you can take that any way you like I suppose.
LOL! nevermind that u classified as porn with ur blow jobs, u are much much much wittier than porn, i can tell you that! Love your blogs..keep it coming!
I have missed reading your blog. Thank you for putting a smile on my face this morning.
LOVE your key word searches, they're sick!
:) (FYI:speechless... from closet cynic me... a f'n great thing... JFFR NWMIA {just for future reference...never will mention it again...}Peace! ~@thestorysmith ;)
Ummmm, I like cheese. You don't think I'm a zombie, do you?
Also, are you going to be demonstrating the tampon insertion WHILE wearing the monkey suit? Because that would friggin' ROCK!
Hey Girlo,
Stop on in and get a laugh at your choice. Then tell us how much you laughed. and if you are still looking for pics to add you are more than welcome to use.
Hope you had a Good Serial Killer Costume Weekend.
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