I really wanted to blog about something serious tonight like the fact I love cows but also enjoy eating steak so my relationship with them as of late is kind of dysfunctional and I'm avoiding red meat altogether, finding myself subconsciously staring at other's steak dishes while drool drips down my chin at restaurants. Then I told my friend Gary "I want to blog about cows!" and he's all "You mean like the animals? Or fat people?"
Then I decided maybe I'll just leave the serious stuff to other bloggers and drink some NyQuil because apparently trying to be serious just isn't possible around these neck of the woods.
And so I did.
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LOL Annah, whatever you post about is golden, even if it's about cowpies or something like that.
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So Annah, do you actually have any first hand experience with cows? They are nice animals but I much prefer goats and sheep. They also make milk but are lighter, more easily to handle and don't have such messy poop. Take it from a reader who had both cows and goats from ages 14 to 30 pretty much continuously.
this made me giggle LOUDLY! lol
i love your cartoons! great blog about cows.. (the ones with milk)
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I feel the same way. I love steak, so it makes it really difficult to look the Chick-fil-A cow in the eye when I order nuggets and fries from him at the drive-thru. I feel him quietly judging me.
"Don't act like you eat chicken all the time, moo-therfucker," I'd imagine him saying.
But the Chick-fil-A cow is better than that, and that's why I continue to give them my money.
mwhahaha. That was a great line by Gary though, you have to admit.
Also, I'm not sure if I sign-up for your cow-loving. They're big, smelly creatures, and they don't seem particularly smart. Maybe if they weren't so delicious, I might think differently.
nyquil... best friend of the insomniac
Serious stuff is overrated; comedy is hard.
Especially cow comedy.
Hey! Filet Mignon is my favorite too! Don't feel bad about enjoying beef. You help the environment every time you eat a cow. (Something about them making holes in the ozone layer. Must be all those aerosol cans they use to keep up those 80's hairstyles they just can't seem to get away from...or something like that...)
Girlo,
Go easy on the NyQuil. That stuff will make you ULTRA Freaky if your not careful. Don't Worry about the Cows, Enjoy your steak and the cows will still Love you. They don't know better.
Hope you have a good one.
Danny Boy
You should turn Vegetarian! I used to be one for two and a half years and have begun again.
by the way day 3!!!
With your permission, can i decrease my celibacy vow from one year to 6 months? Please?
I would read your blog no matter what you blog about, be that cows, or fat people, or fat cows! Hed http://heddownunder.blogspot.com
Pssh. See, most little girls want ponies. Not me, I ALWAYS wanted a black and white cow with a red bow when I was little. I still love them... just not steak.
You're beautiful when a little drool drips down your chin!
Tessa loves all animals. She gets a little upset if she runs over a worm with her wheelchair. But if she has a good t-bone, she will talk about what a great cow it was. And she's sorry, of course.
Dancer: Come to think of it, not that much. I mean I've petted a few and I love looking at them, but they're not as cuddly as I thought they were.
Jeff: You're too much. And now I SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY want some Chik-Fil-A for lunch. YUM! There's one right around here.
Steve: They're not *that* smelly.
V: You're such a liar! It's been more like a week. Are you taking weekends off on your celibacy vow or something?
Shady: I beg to differ, ha! But thanks.
Fred: That was pretty funny. Thanks for making me feel better, dude.
Skirt steak? Shoot, FLANK STEAK is where it's at, yo! Put that stuff in the crock pot with some tomato sauce, tomato paste, cumin, cilantro, beef broth, garlic, onion, green peppers and a very small amount of vinegar and let it cook for 4 hours and you know what you have? ROPA VIEJA, lady! The good stuff. Shred it up with a fork, add rice and beans and you have a lovely little meal! And you know who you have to thank for that? Cows. Yummy, yummy cows.
Cows are a shifty sort...not to be trusted.
By the way thanks for the XXX love! Yeah.. I said it.
SD
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I like you being funny. Serious people are no fun.
No. I went to a strip club saturday night/Sunday morning and things happened. I was lonely and drunk. Things happened in the private room. Please forgive me. It won't ever happen again for our relationship's sake =P Seriously
Day 3...
I have the same issue with cows! Have of my childhood was spent on a farm with cows, they are stupid but adorable. We used to sit on the fence and watch them hump. Aw, how cute. I have the same problem with pigs...they are so cute, and yet so tasty.
Hilarious as always. I don't have this issue with cows so much, but I do have that issue with Chickens....
HAHAH
Awesome. I love Cows too. I tend to yell ( and scare the shit out of Manfriend) MOOOOOO MOO MOOO at cows when we see them on the highway.
My Annah...cows are beautiful but I drool as well for a thick, juicy, tender steak. Maybe we need a Red Meat support group?
If you have any hallucinogenic dreams from the Nyquil, please blog about that. That stuff is serious!! Feel better.
Ah, cows. They're so fun. And they're so very delicious. I'm thankful to cows for having been made out of steak.
That's it, I'm firing up the grill tonight.
We're going to Chick-fil-A for lunch too!
I feel similarly about pigs. I want a pet pig SO BAD! But I know if I got one, I'd have to stop eating bacon, and that stuff is delicious. Dilemma. :(
i'm all about new york shell steaks and filet. one of the best things in new york is this steakhouse that my family frequents. that's really why i want to move back. so i can make my dad buy me steaks.
cows are delicious and adorable. i have milked cows and it is fun. i have also been to a dairy farm and unpasteurized milk smells bad and is hot. i also always think milk smells bad and will make awesome husband smell a brand new container of milk to assure me it is, in fact, good.
ALSO ALSO. i super love goats. they have square pupils and little horns. sheep are also very cute but very stupid.
now i want to go to a farm.
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Dear Annah, word of warning. Do not ever stand at that end of the cow. You will be sorry. However, you will also no longer love cows and can let go of your red meat eating guilt. Your call.
Marvelous: Now all of you are making me want to go to a farm and just roll around in the hay and stuff.
DangerBoy: I'm coming over!
TB: I so feel you on the pigs' situation.
Steph: That was the best comment ever. Love it when you go on tangents. When I go to NYC we have to get together and just eat steak and be merry. Happening in March so expect me there!
Rachel: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That made me totally choke on my 2nd cup of coffee. Thanks for the advice, girlie.
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thanks!
all i see are burgers when i look at cows aynway...
Haha, I LOVE COWS! Haha it's sad because my family keeps giving me cow knick knacks for gifts. I don't know why, but for whatever reason, cows just hold a special place in my heart. But I totally agree with you because as much as I love them, I LOVE to eat them!!!
My friend, you've lost your mind, lol
I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR CRAZY RANDOM THOUGHTS, je je je!
haha Annah, what a dilema! Cows are too cute to be eaten. I think I'll turn vegetarian - not for my love of animals but for my hatred of vegetables ;)
Que es esto!? LOL!! I want a real blog post... punta pa las cosas *muah*
Hellersssssssssss Youre Rondons Daughter
How could you NOT be eating red meat,
Are You Nuts????
Love the signs that say "Eat more Chikkin"
UGH. I tried going vegetarian once.
But then I met a hot waiter who worked in an Argentinian place (where they serve grilled meat from a sword) and it was all over.
The sword was fun though.
- B x
I see the penis on the cow now. Can't believe I missed it!
Lmfao! I'm trippin balls over here seriously...and I love it! Girl you always pull me out of a "I'm gonna end up on the 11o'clock news for killin folks" mood lol
OK girl unless you are referring to the black spot near the back legs as the penis I missed it too. Otherwise, great job of hiding it neatly. Still think your art work is the bomb girl. I had the best piece of steak friday night on the cruise. I usually don't eat a lot of red meat but that was awesome. Catch you later my friend.
Odie
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