Now I can breathe again. In more ways than one.
On a completely unrelated note: Do you know what's more annoying than waking up on any given morning before noon time?
Exactly. That toast is a friggin' asshole.
Next post is a collaboration with this prick. God help us all.
34 comments:
THANK GOD!!!!
Yeay! Phone recovered!
I love that pic!! Fun times!
i fucking hate burnt toast... and getting up anytime before 1
I am always losing my phone. Or, you know, randomly dropping it into the toilet. It's the worst. Given an option, I'm pretty sure I'd rather lose a finger. But obviously not my texting friendly ones.
Um. I mean, "congratulations."
I have never had asshole toast before but I remember some eggs that rubbed me the wrong way.
Oh, and once I had a piece of bacon that was a real ass clown.
SD
http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/
I took a glance at his page. Should I be worried?
Isn't that feeling of relief the best? These phones become an extension of our brains and when we're without them it feels horrible. I learned about the back up function the hard way.
It's like grieving when you lose essential techie things like these. Thank de Gawds you got 'er back.
I hate that toast. I relate to that toast. I posted about toast like that, but there was a profound amount of smoke.
http://seriouslyreallyseriously.blogspot.com/2010/09/i-burn-shizz.html
I think there might be a toast/blogger conspiracy thing going on..
LOL, sorry about your asshole toast!! glad you found your phone and it's amazing how 83% of us are completely lost without it!
ladyvader99.blogspot.com
ahhhhh,
burnt toast. bummer Girlo.
and to answer your Question on my site yes #7 was for you all to answer for me.
and what did you do to the top and bottom pic to get that effect?
Danny Boy
Great. Now my full-on case of BlackBerry envy is reinstated. And that asshole toast face isn't helping.
(No, really, I'm glad you found it)
I can almost smell that toast. Blah!
I cannot wait to read the next post. I totally <3 both you and Dan(aconda (I wasn't sure if we were on a first-name basis yet. Damn...I'm stuck in a real parenthetical prison here.)).
Also, I'm very glad you found your BB. I am so lost without my phone. I take it everywhere, except the shower.
Odie: You should. Heck, I'm worried. This will get interesting.
Danny Boy: There's a program called Paint.Net and the effect is called "Ink".
Ms. Co-dependent: We're totally on a first name basis. I'm Annah. Dan is Dan, but you can call him jerk (he doesn't mind), and you are? :)
I just read what he wrote and let me tell you, I'm scared! He has the biggest sailor mouth in the world and ALL he thinks about is sex. Oh my.
Congrats on finding the phone, and my apologies for the toast, I had to throw out a bad loaf of bread once for not paying rent and I am guessing you ended up with him..he really was a prick.
Girlo,
You know I try not to be to much of a "BLOG Whore" but for today could I be one on your site and Ask you for assistance getting as many people over to my site and for a Happy Birthday Signing for my Wife? If so Please post this and with the addy.
A Happy Birthday Signing Rally - My Wife Turns ............ Well, let's just say Happy Birthday.
http://anythingatanytime.blogspot.com/2010/09/happy-birthday-rally.html
Thanks
Danny Boy
This one is for you Annah
http://irrefutable-existence.blogspot.com/2010/09/i-am-something-important.html
Happy Wednesday people make me want to puke into my ass and shit my pants.
highway10revisited.blogspot.com
You are soooo funny. How did you last this long? I assumed you had found it. Ummm... WHERE did you find it? a x
Finding something that is more useful and needed than a limb is always a good thing. :)
Danaconda seems like a funny gentleman. I look forward to his post. Oh- and I'm happy you located your crackberry.
Dinner With Kir
yay!! you found your life-line! the blood should be pumping back into your body pretty soon.
but i've got an inquiring mind, and want to know who kidnapped it? maybe it was some evil blogger trying to steal away your famosity! well, you never know! have you checked the outgoing calls for evidence?
Apparently, when I went to breakfast in my drunken stupor, I put it in the back pocket of the driver's seat. My friend was driving home around 6 a.m. and kept on hearing this beep and thought it was part of the hip hop song he was listening to. Then when they put a slow song and there was still a beep, he went on a hunt for the phone and found it.
I was so happy! You've got no idea.
Another funny post. I really enjoy your artwork and stories.
you have an award waiting for you at my blog!! come by and pick it up! <3
http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com/2010/09/you-are-now-reading-award-winning-blog.html
Whooo hooo, phone is found. Happy Dance. :)
yay for finding your phone!!!
Damn the toast I tell you, Damn him! I hope you released the dogs on his punk ass!
Awesome on the phone find.
I can not wait for this collaboration. I read some of his blog, hillarious! Thanks for sharing Annah!
I'm Amanda...or Ms. Co....or MCD...Whichever. I'm not picky.
an iphone would never have beeped for that long.
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Thanks, Mr. Monkey
http://laughingmonkeystick.blogspot.com/
Yay for finding your phone!!
& I clicked on your guest writer's blog. Haha, this should be interesting :)
http://whatshernameslittlesecrets.blogspot.com/
That toast looks absolutely psychotic. Did I know toast had blue eyes until today? Nope. But now it makes me doubly fearful that I'm going to hear angry versions of Frank Sinatra songs emanating from my toaster from now on.
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