So let's play a game, guys. It's called the "You-write-for-me-today-'cuz-I'm-too-lazy" game.
I've been meaning to play this game for a while but all my post ideas get jumbled and I have a hard time containing them so I've been posting at random lately (I'm sure you've noticed). But here we are and now we'll play.
I've been wondering about you. It feels a bit impersonal to reply to comments by the name of "Constar" or "Unwashed Mass" so without promising that I'll remember every detail, can I please ask you all your names?
Also, would you mind terribly telling me your favorite ice-cream flavor and sex position? It'll help me remember your name better, a method of association if you will. If you're currently practicing abstinence like me or deem it inappropriate to disclose the latter in the interweb, tell me your favorite tune to sing in the shower (shut up, you know you have one).
I'll go first.
Okay, game time.
120 comments:
Kate is my name. Coffee ice cream is my game. Sex position fav would be missionary, but with the hubby putting one leg over mine...his right leg. I dont know, it just make a world of difference. Plus, I like the closeness.
Ok, real name: Jon
Ice Cream: Anything carmel-ee, preferably with nuts (no that is not my sex position answer)
Favorite Sex Position: As long as there is a second person in the room I am usually not picky. But I am also a big fan of the "lying doggy". And the half twist, leg up, hands on bender. Which is a name I made up (just now) since it is also my Starbucks order.
Shower song: For some damn reason commercial jingles always pop into my head, ones that are not appropriate for the shower. Songs like the McDonalds jingle.. da da da da da.. i'm lovin' it!
SD
http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/
My name is Alysse.
My Favorite ice cream flavor is called "Heaven." It is vanilla ice cream with peanut butter and fudge mixed in.
My favorite song to sing in the shower is Don't Stop Believing by Journey. Even though I kind of hate that song, it is just so damn catchy. Like the plague.
dedicatedtomaude.blogspot.com
Well, I followed your link and read your post about the celibacy vow. Wow. That is impressive. Hope it's going well.
So, the "You-write-for-me-today-'cuz-I'm-too-lazy" game sounds like such fun, I shall give it a go.
My name: Sam Liu
Favourite ice-cream flavour: Caramel toffee (my sweet tooth knows no bounds)
Favourite sex position: Please! I'm British, I simply cannot speak about such things.
Favourite song I like to sing in the shower: It changes often, this week it's "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga :D
This *was* fun, we must do it again some time.
My real name is Cassie lol... I kid... its Christina :)
Must agree w/ the favorite sexual position... It's definitely UHHHH-MAZING!!! One of my favorites among many, many more. lol.
Favorite ice cream chocolate chip cookie dough... YUMMMM!!!
As for my favorite shower song... not sure... guess whatever I'm into at the moment. I am listening to Zombie from the Cranberries. Sounds like a fun song to sing in the shower. Maybe tonight I'll test it out.
Love you!!
Angie. Cheesecake Brownie. Good ol' fashion mish. Crazy by Patsy Cline.
Real name: Sheanna
Favorite Ice Cream: Vanilla frozen yogurt (fat-free,sugar free) with blueberries...I used to be fat. I'm trying not to bring that back.
Favorite sexual position: Anything face-down ass-up or that involves a man's head between my legs (yeah, I went there).
Favorite Song To Sing In The Shower: Foolish Games by Jewel
firstly my ego just had a tiny orgasim when you wrote "names like constar" YES!!!! that is the second person today to put my name in there blog, even if it had absolutly nothing to actually do with my blog, but whatevs gotta take what you can get.
okay now on to the game.. my name is Connie, actually its concetta because my parents hated me, but no one who values their life calls me concetta so we'll just stick with connie.
my favourite sex position.. oh its hard to explain, okay so the guy is on his knees, then the girl hasta lay on her back and put her legs on either side of him but with her legs on the guys forearms... make sense? seriously the best position ever however you have to be careful because accidents may occur.. like sprained penis accidents.. long story.
fav. ice cream is pralines and cream.
fav song to sing in the shower is that cher song that goes " now im strong enough to live without you "
Hello, my name is Amber.
My favorite ice cream flavor is Rocky Road.
My favorite position is definately doggie. Not alying down doggie, I mean face smashed against the wall, hand around throat smacking ass doggie.
Wait, was that too graphic?
Oh, and I like to sing "Brand New Key" in the shower. I get really good acoustics in there.
Liz.
Home made mint chocolate chip (hello, ice cream maker).
And there are two: I believe in a thing called love by the darkness OR Africa by Toto.
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this one is nice
and you are once again my herooo
http://hyphen666ify.blogspot.com/
my name is tiffany.
my favorite ice cream is strawberry soft serve.
my favorite position is on top while the guy is sitting up so your boobs are in his face. or that lying doggy is good too.
my favorite song to sing is... toni braxton you're making me high is the first thing that came to mind. but badly, of course.
i <3 your blog
Jennifer
same exact position as you (i was dating a muslim man who taught it to me before he had a pre-arrainged marrage)
and I am practicing absenence as well (i call it my anti-man days)
go figure...maybe i'm your virtual twin...bahhhh
New Jersey is as hot as a nun's vagina today
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estroJEN
My name is anshie..
Bella~ you just answered my blog related querry some time back on facebook
I like blackcurrent
in shower i like to sing a hindi song that you wont understand
and my favourite sex position is that of a umm umm
kindaa frogg-eeee
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YOU ARE MY HERO :)
oh shit...favorite ice cream is...dun dun dunnnnn....
vanilla with rainbow sprinkles (lame but you should see how good I look licking the sprinkles off before they all end up on my lap)
the end (again)
estroJEN
Toni. Regular old chocolate. I like to be on top. ; ) And I never sing in the shower because I know my neighbors can hear me. (Because I can hear them having sex. Which is just great.)
http://tonitigress.blogspot.com
Name: Chio
Position: "Lying doggy" as well.
Ice cream: Ben & Jerry's Karamel Sutra
Song: Currently (sadly) the Bed Intruder song of Youtube fame.
I'm charles. Favorite ice cream: vanilla. Favorite sex position: the reverse pile driver, performed over the arm of a sturdy couch, with a counterclockwise swirl. I sing "It's rainin' men" in the shower.
lol.
http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.com
YAY...........
I replied!!!
http://hyphen666ify.blogspot.com/
waiting for next post
Real Name: Hazel
Favourite Ice-Cream: Vanilla
Don't really sing in the shower, sorry :P
Favourite Sexual Position? Jeez talk about a hard one! Literally...
Mmmm gotta be me on top...
Hazel xxx
http://pablos-angel-new-kid.blogspot.com/
My name is Xylina (it's Greek) but I'm not Greek. I am Puerto Rican and Spanish.
My favorite ice cream would be Rum Raisin as well. I love anything with some alcohol in it or that tastes like alcohol. (It has to be delicious though, no nasty stuff please.)
My favorite sex position is On top but on a computer chair with arm rests on it. It's just easier to kiss, dominate and control when you are ready to release. I am a big fan of the lying doggy but have you tried it where the guy is on top of you while you are laying flat, it's sort of like missionary but both people are laying flat. I am a big fan of that one indeed.
My favorite I don't really have a favorite shower song but I do sing in the shower along to my IPOD. I guess if I had to choose a band or artist it would definitely hands down be N'Sync ( don't judge) or Justin Timberlake.
Check out my blog if you like anything I wrote in here :)
http://xylinamyiaadventure.blogspot.com/
The name is Ethan Thane. My parents thought it would be funny to use the same letters in my first and last name. HAha...ya.
I only have baths, but fully submerge myself and then shriek like a merman.
I do it CAVEMAN STYLE BABY!
www.cavemannation.com
Zoe.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
Abstinence Rox my Sox. Lol.
Hi! I'm Erin! I'm sort of new around here.
Favorite ice cream is vanilla. Maaaaybe with sprinkles, if I'm feeling brave.
Favorite position is me on top.
Favorite song to sing in the shower is whatever happens to be playing while I'm in there.
damit, i'm late!!!
i'm donny.
i live in atlanta.
i love butter pecan icecream... on a chocolate lined cone.
i've been celibate "by choice" all this year. historically, my favie position was doggie-style (getting hit from the back, not necessary hitting it from the back). this is weird only because i'm a lesbian and it (doggie-style) isn't used nearly enough by my kind.
and since i've been celibate for so long and my head is (perpetually) about to pop off, my favie shower tune is a gospel one, "no weapon" by fred hammond... go figure!
Hello my name is Janny and I like ice-cream and sex. I love ice-cream during sex even more. ;)
My favorite ice-cream flavor is Rocky Road and Chunky monkey.
My current song to sing in the shower is Fever by Adam Lambert. (I also think about him while I'm in the shower)
Wich brings me to my favorite sex position and that would be *cough*cough* doggy style.
If you see this post twice is my iPhone's fault.
Name: Michelle
Ice Cream fav: Choc. chip cookie dough (mmm!)
Sex position: My legs over his shoulders. (also mmm!)
Song in shower: none. I do, however, talk to myself in the shower, or rehearse conversations I will have with other people later out loud in the shower (weird, I know).
Haha my name's Maddie
I love Mint Chocolate Chip (Maddie loves Mint! So easy to remember, right?)
And my favorite sex position is definitely being on top. I actually had this discussion with my roommates last night haha. Hooray for college bonding?
Aaand I don't really sing in the shower. But I've been singing along to Lloro Por Ti by Winsen y Yandel. I'm trying to learn how to sing in spanish to win a bet
I really don
my name is, indeed, steph. or more specifically, stephanie. my last name starts with gas. my friend used to call me steph gas. hence, my blogging persona.
i like vanilla ice cream. specifically blue bell natural vanilla or breyer's natural vanilla with those little specks in it. i also heart americone dream, the flavor that stephen colbert did for ben & jerry.
i am married, so i don't have sex.
i kid, i kid. seriously, they're all pretty great when you have what i have. i won't get too graphic. i'm a big girl (read: plus size) but there is another large MEMBER in our family, if you catch my meaning. if i had to pick one position, though, i suppose i'd agree with amber. doggie style, but not that laying down variation, but the face smashed against the wall, hand around the throat, smacking ass variation.
i never realized how popular that was, but now i feel validated. thank you, amber.
also, i don't sing in the shower because i shower with my husband just about every day. what? it saves water. we don't play water games. i'm just too lazy to wash that spot in the middle of my back.
http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com/
As you may have surmised, my name is Candice.
My favorite ice cream flavor(s) include: Cookies and cream, and Ben and Jerry's Half Baked.
My favorite shower song (among several) would probably be "Tangled" by Maroon 5. Seriously, it's the perfect showering song.
No comment on the other question... :)
http://candicesstories.blogspot.com/
I'm Chance and yes I do stalk you on Facebook and Twitter but ONLY because this is the best blog ever and I want to read the posts as soon as you post them ;) Ice cream: chocolate or birthday cake! yummmssss! and I have no favorite sexual position because as sad as it is I am from South Alabama and we do this freaky thing called waiting for someone special and I'm only 18. I'm VERY traditonal like that. But I am also gay and an atheist so I don't know if traditional is the right fit...lol LOVE THIS BLOG!!!
Oh and I sing Lady Gaga in the shower ;)
What up I'm Dan.
I like Strawberry ice cream and if you put Skittles in it I might orgasm on the spot. Speaking of which, my favorite sexual position is doggystyle, obviously. I'm a choker, a spanker and a hair-puller. I also really enjoy the position of a girl laying on her back with her legs up on the side of the bed, while I stand next to the bed and ram it home. I know, you just got hornier. You can admit it. In case this got you too horny, maybe I can even you out by stating that I fart way more than the average person.
I don't sing in the shower as much as I rap. Typically I'm either freestyling or rapping whichever song is in my head, which is a different one every day. A typical rhyme from my brain: "No love for the white girls, I'm on some fade to black shit, cuz when I hit 'em from the back I snap 'em like they plastic." Yeah, I'm a white boy from the burbs...cut me some slack son.
The fact that you're being celibate doesn't make any sense to me, but I'm certainly not knocking you for it. Good luck and try not to double-click the mouse too much.
Love how your mind works.
Bouncin'Barb is my name, chocolate ice cream is #1 and any position is good. Are there really any bad ones? Is there such a thing as bad sex? Not in my book. And I've written many a chapter.
Hello, my name is Jeannie and I'm addicted...
to chocolate icecream with almonds,
a variety of positions (why stop with just one?)plus I'm married so all I have to do is ask and he answers ;-)
and I sing Figeroa in the show only because I can bellow it out, on key or off, and it makes me laugh....
Hi, my name is Sara!
My favorite ice cream flavor is ALL OF THEM because I'm a fatass.
My favorite sex position is either girl on top or doggy style. It really depends on the mood. Really, any sex position as long as that shit doesn't get anywhere near my exit hole. That shit will NOT fly. Even if it's on "accident". Uh-huh. I'm sure it was.
And I don't sing in the shower. I'm busy doing other stuff. See the answer above.
My name as shown is George. Without a doubt dulce de leche is my favorite ice cream flavor.
My favorite sex position is woman on top - with me either seated or lying down, although I will enjoy whatever position my partner likes. Lying doggy is a close second, but I don't think anyone has used the bent leg move.
If I sing in the shower it is most likely going to be some 40's swing song (IE- I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo).
Tricia.
Coffee ice cream.
Best sexual position is when they leave afterward.
No singing in the shower, I prefer to read in the bath.
I'm on the road and my phone's about to die but God almighty you guys are cracking me up! :) grrrrr I love you.
Genius. << That's you, not me.
I'm Kendahl, but you already know that.
My favorite ice cream is amaretto with maraschino cherries and cookie dough. Just try it some day. Bonus points for mixing in *actual* amaretto.
Have you heard Tenacious D ever? They have a song and one of the lines is "What's your favorite posish? That's not my favorite but I'll do it for you!" and now I can't get it out of my head because you asked my favorite position.
I can't really name a favorite - it depends on the day. How helpful am I?
Kirsten. Very little ice cream with a whole lotta toppings (make-your-own sundae bars make me bubble over with excitement). "The Kicking Viking." "Like a Virgin" (tee hee).
OK--my name comes across as J Franklin but the "J" stands for "Jeff" and that's what everyone calls me. Favorite position--it's been a long time but I kinda dig the old reliable missionary. Eventually. What I'm saying is, I usually work my way around to that one, and that's the one I find most . . . well, efficient isn't the right word. Familiar? Back when I was getting some occassionally. Favorite ice cream flavor? All of them! Except for birthday cake--that's a little too . . . too for me. Songs in the shower are usually my own compositions. Links to places you can hear those if you are so inclined in my own blog.
Oh, my sweet sweet Annah.
How I wish I could fulfil your kind request but alas, anonymous blogs are a b*tch.
Sex positions though? Sex position I can discuss. (And do. Regularly. Usually in professional settings wherein I really shouldn't.) (In fact, once at work I gave an actual demonstration, sans man, of course, of how to "reverse cowgirl".) (Funny, but, ya know...not exactly "work appropriate".) (Pfft. Boring job that was.)
Anyway, the current favourite has to be the old me on top (not. shocking.), but in a seated position. Then I decide whether or not they stay sitting up or lay down. Either way, I control it. Obv.
Shower tunes?
"Do I Move You?" - Nina Simone
or
"Oops, I Did it Again" - Brit Brit
(Hint: on the first one, I make him sing the "yea yeah" part.)
- B x
Hi Annah, my name is Odie like Garfield's dog friend. The favorite ice cream is anything chocolate. Favorite position would have to be lying doggie or my face between her legs. I don't sing in the shower but sometimes I can't get the Jeopardy jingle out of my head. We love you girl.
What a hoot! I'm game for the game. Not like we're giving names or anything. Oh. We are? *~*
My name is Sheri, favorite ice cream is frozen chocolate custard made with goats milk. Seriously- it's like frozen fudge. A tablespoon'll do ya.
Favorite position? They're mostly fun, but my favorite has to be the old standby mish- because we can hold each other's eyes through The Moment. Pretty romantic for an old person, hey?- just don't focus on the fact that we're both between 50-60 and you won't need therapy :)
*side note- I laugh out loud at The Moment- kinda freaks some guys out :D
Song in the shower- don't sing in the shower, but I do turn it WAY up and sing along in the car when I'm alone- mostly old people music like Santana,Stevie Ray and Janis...
Hi my name is Jewels
I dont really do ice cream, sorry
I usually sing sarah mclachlan, black keys, or katy perry in the shower
And I have to agree with Ms. C - anything ass up face down or his head between my legs...but also with Tricia...when they leave afterwards. so naughty!
My name is Liandra. My favorite ice cream flavor is the strawberry banana rendezvous from Cold Stone's Creamery. *GULP* my favorite sex position is the reverse cow girl though I personally enjoy giving blow jobs a lot more than I enjoy sex. (Well I'm lying when I say that but in some moods I prefer giving oral than having sex). I don't sing in the shower because I sleep in the shower. Thanks!
Fred
Peanut Butter Swirl
Missionary
Gilligan's Island
The Fred Effect
Like The Barreness above, I too have an anonymous blog so in the blogosphere I go by the name 'THE EMPRESS'. Doing so allows me greater ability for candor.
My favorite ice cream flavors are cookies-n-cream, Chunky Monkey, Half Baked or anything with gobs of chocolate it in.
As for sex, I love it as much or even more than cupcakes and ice cream. Although at present I have decided to refrain from carnal desires until such time as I meet someone I want to keep around for a while.
I'm a big fan of various positions involving being on my back with my legs wrapped around my love slave. Also, guy seated with me sitting on top and facing him can be pretty awesome too.
Out of respect for god and mankind I generally refrain from singing except for when inside my car... then I act like I'm Britney Spears or soemthing (emphasis on something)...
Great post by the way! xo The Empress
http://rantersbox.blogspot.com
Real name: Rebecca (but only when naighty) you can call me Becky or Beks
Favourite ice cream flavour has to be chocolate brownie yum yum yum
fav sex position - without a doubt doggie style but i'm quite liking on top on a chair and it seems they like that too!! although ended up breaking a loo seat the other week doing that position but thats another story now
The comments on here are soooooo funny
have given you a blog award check out my post:
http://theprincessdiaries-beks.blogspot.com/2010/09/my-first-blog-awards-blog-reviews.html
I'm Heather here in the mountains of Va. I love Cookies 'n Cream ice cream.
I'm so glad you gave it a name because I wasn't sure how to name the Lying Doggy but it is fantastic thankyouverymuch!
And I don't have a favorite shower song I just sing whatever is stuck in my head.
My name is Jo Ann
Sex and ice cream...my two favorite topics!!!
Fav ice cream is Cold Stones banana ice cream with strawberries and almonds mixed in or the coffee ice cream with Heath bars, almonds and carmel mixed in. Yummmm.
I like to be on top when he is in a seated position...it's all about controlling your own orgasim. Oh and of course pleasing your partner! :-)I'm married too, so whenever he gets sex it pleases him (which is often I might add!)
I don't usually sing in the shower, but I do sing along to whatever is playing while I'm getting ready. Usually country, worship, or 80's with a little classic rock mixed in.
Glad to meet you all!!!! Thanks for the post Annah, it's nice getting to know your readers.
This is fun!
My name is Michael Leading Horse. Rocking last name right? I like Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. Favorite sex position: Both parties sitting, facing, girl on top or just plain girl on top. Really this is a hard question.... Ha! Hard. I like so many, and your favorite is a fun favorite of mine also. But yes, girl on top tops the list I think... as long as there are lots of transitions.
This blog is cool. Constar is funny. So are you babe.
Now, my name is Penelope Guadalupe Garcia <--- No, I am not Mexican.
My favorite ice cream and sex position are the same: All of them.
I love to sing in the showers and in my car and everywhere I can. I'm usually screaming along to Shakira, Mana or Madonna. :)
I'm stuck in traffic and thanking God for the entertainment I get from your blog during rush hour.
My name is Bianca!
I hate to admit this, but I too am on a celibacy streak, but mine is because I have vowed to not have sex again until I date a decent human being... How long has it been, you ask? ONE YEAR. A dismal year of abstinence... So, needless to say, I know how you feel, and if I think about my favorite sexual position at this moment I may actually go crazy. So I'll pass. FML.
Favorite tune to sing in the shower: Like a Virgin. Go figure. :)
Hmmm...
Melissa
Cherry Cheesecake
Depends on my mood.
32 flavors
Pavla (which is ridic that I even use it in the blog world..as you probably haven't ever met another..so obviously its me!)
Sex position.. - depends on the mood I'm in. More often than not, i like it a little rough.. like to be on my back.. enjoy being restrained..
Ice Cream.. Godiva White Chocolate Raspberry.
song: 3 brit :)
www.thedramaticcomedyofmylife.blogspot.com
I am "The Ranter."
My favorite ice cream flavo(u)r is "Mint Rant."
My fav position is "Knee Rant."
My favorite song? "Love the Way You Rant."
My name is Shirley (Hi! Shirley)
My favorite ice cream is Chunky Monkey
My favorite position is probably laydown doggie but I get off better on top but since I have kids we try to just get the deed done before they can pick the lock!
And I don't sing in the shower because I don't want the neighbors thinking a murder is going down at our house and then the police would bum rush my bathroom and well that would just be awkward.
My name is Don (I dropped the last name of “Juan” years ago out of humility). Kay’s Butter Brickle (which I don’t think you can find anywhere now) is my primo ice cream. My favorite sex position is any position where flesh is on flesh with hands, lips, and tongue free to roam, explore, and provide the utmost pleasure. My favorite song to sing in the shower WITH my partner is “Love Me Tender”.
I know everyone will think that I’m and old-timer with old fashioned ideas, and I am, so this is my final answer. :-)
I freaking love rum raisin, but it's tough to find! My favorite next to that is Rocky Road.
Fav sexytime position is reverse cowgirl by far, but anything doggy is close 2nd.
Hi Everybody, I'm Trish. My favourite icecream flavour is Baskin Robbins Love Potion #31 Rasberry and White chocolate swirled with raspberry and studded with dark choc chips and little raspberry filled choc hearts. Not avilable all the time which only makes me want it more.
I guess I sing whatever song is tormenting my mind at the time I get in the shower. Sorry for the vagueness. Wish my ipod was waterproof.
Sex positions, mmmm. Got to admit, this girl likes it on top, oh and mish with my leg on his shoulder, and ...oh bugger it, I just love it how ever it comes.
Name: Heather (my friends call me hed, but not the reason you might be thinking)
Ice cream: I'm fat. Give me any flavor, any type, any time, and it's my favourite.
Sexy time:That lying doggy sounds like a lazy man's sex, so...I may need to try it. I'm lazy like that. My favourite is where I can't see my husband, you know...cause he's down below...(does that count?)
My shower song is usually a stupid commercial I just heard, but the BEST song to sing in the shower is "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness. The acoustics make you actually sound like you can hit the high notes!
http://heddownunder.blogspot.com
Megan
Baskin Robbins Watermelon Ice
Stand-and-Carry shoved up against a wall/door/whatever
And I pretty much never sing in the shower... sad, I know. But I do sing in the car, to whatever is on. Always.
I love you.
Coffee Crumble!!!!! for the ice cream
doggy by the window is great!!
:)) i dont sing, i humm... ;)
I love games :)
Name's Laura, I love vanilla ice cream. My favorite sex position a standing up/doggy style combo? Whatever you'd call leaning over a counter with the guy behind me... I dunno.
Oh and in the shower I like to sing whatever is playing on my stereo, Eminem and Taylor Swift are my top played :)
Love love love your blog!
I'm Lorin (girl, stupid parents can't figure out the difference between the girl spelling and the boy spelling *shakes fist*)
Ice cream is a tie between 31 Flavors Mint Chocolate Chip and Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby. Which sounds dirty, but it's not. It is orgasmic. . . so I guess it is dirty.
Favorite sex position is Girl-on-Top. Gotta go with the guaranteed orgasm, right?
And lately it's been a lot of Opera in the shower, although I usually gotta agree with Liz waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ^^^^^^^^^ up there, and say Toto's Africa. But just the begining "doo do do dododo doooooooo!" part. (Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about)
I also love X 1,000,000 your blog!
LOVE your blog! So hello, my name is Yvonne.
My favorite ice cream is chocolate -chocolate, sex and wine make me breathlessly happy! My fave sexual position is me being on top, something about facing your lover, eyes locked in each other, being in control, the feel of of his mouth on my breasts as I run my fingers through is hair... oh wait. I went off on a tangent didn't I? lol Apologies, sex is a vague memory for me presently. Hmm, don't sing much in the shower, usually use that time to think out loud! --i'm thinking it's time for a cold shower right about now! THANKS Anna! -say I sarcastically! :)
You guys! Are absolutely the best! Apparently the top positions are lying doggy, doggy style, and girls on top.
Chunky Monkey and that Coldstone banana thing seem to be a favorite among you. I must try both (I don't think I ever have). These comments have me cracking up and I just LOVE how you've been oh-so-game for this! Heart you a thousand times. Now I know I can bring out the naughty posts more often. Hmm hmmm hmmmm
My real name is Britt Shewolf Bad Mamma Jamma..
My favorite ice creams are dulce de leche with a scoop of orange, and cake batter from coldstones...damn you now I'm craving it!
Favorite position- laying on my back with my legs wide open over my head...jk.. not Cirque De Soleil flexible like that...Damn you now I'm craving that too!
I love to sing everything that can be sung...I'm eclectic like that.. I'll range from Dee1music to Andrea Bocelli, from Mana to some ol' school bone thugs and harmony..lol
And you're the craziest and funniest bff eva..love ya : )
My name is Bonne. Pronounced Bon-nay. My favourite ice-cream is Marula...It is a sort of fruit grown here called maroelas... Leave them in the sun and 'pow!' instant alcohol.
Fav sex position has got to be um......so many...um....standing up but me bent over and him behind. Very naughty.
I love your blog. It is fresh and light hearted. Even when you depressed you try to make a joke or story out of it. I love reading blogs and I must say yours is up there in my top 10.
This was such an awesome idea! You're so entertaining :)
Anyway, my name is Scarlet and I'm having a hard time choosing just one flavor of ice cream. If I had to narrow it down, it would have to be plain ol' chocolate or coffee with lots of chocolate syrup. So much love for chocolate and coffee <3 <3 <3
Haven't been having as much sexy time with the SO since we're doing the long distance thing right now, but favorite position is me on top with him sitting up against the wall.
Please have sex enough for the both of us when you complete your vow ;D
Hi Annah. This is the first time I have commented on your blog. But I read it religiously. Yea who'd have thought you would have your own religion on your blog.
Anyways! My name is GARY. I am the other half to Countess or Lorin (she also commented on this post) who discovered your blog from me. We absolutely love reading your posts. We have often chat and laugh together about them.
Favorite ice cream(s) Baskin Robins first class chocolate(its a combo of white and milk chocolate mousse) and Coldstone strawberry cheesecake. Yummy!
Fave Position is the same as my Love Lorin's, girl on top guy on bottom and cumming together.
As far as shower songs go...George Thorogoods "Bad to the Bone", the Marine Corps Hymn (I was a Marine so its only natural), and for some reason I can't stop singing Lady Gaga songs!
My real name is Shelia. Miss Jackson if you're nasty. My last name isn't really Jackson, I've just been wanting to quote Janet all day. That happens a lot.
My fave ice cream is dulce de leche - Good Lord that shit is good!
We have named our sex postion "The Ottoman" because it takes place on:
a. the Orient Express
b. a bookshelf
c. a fucking ottoman (literally)
If you chose C, you're a damned genius and should be able to figure this out, but I'll detail it anyway. The man sits on the ottoman, then leans back and puts his hands on the floor to hold himself up (this is great if your man has big, strong, sexy arms). The woman straddles the ottoman (and the man) and has her way with him. Put your hands on his chest for a nice resistance. I like to stick a banana in his ear and pinch his nipples until he calls me "Miss Jackson." Sorry...TMI???
Wow! Now I'm all excited. Be right back.
{30 seconds later} Ok, I'm back, feeling much better.
In the shower, I sing "Brass Monkey" by the Beastie Boys. Or sometimes "Dream On" by Aerosmith. But if I try to sing Aerosmith, someone in the house always flushes the toilet so I get scalded.
Ohhh goodie!! Im so excited about this game I have goosebumps and a strong need to pee!!
Im Ellen-Jayne, my top ice-cream would beeeeeeeeeeeeee Raspberry Ripple with lots of raspberry sauce and marshmallows.....and some sprinkles. Oh an maybe a crushed up flake over it. And some more sauce. Im drooling at the thought of it, its 9.30am where I am and dammit im going to have some anyway, boss isn't in until 10.30!!
I pretty damn love the reverse cowboy (my mum made me watch John Wayne films as a kid and i always envied how he could just jump on a horse and ride it into the sunset) Now I can do it.
But as you know I do love a good dick in the face....
Im a big Kate Voegele fan, yanno the chick "Mia" out of One Tree Hill? Yeah I sing "I won't Disagree" by her in the shower. Failing that? ANY Michael Jackson song, iv been obsessed since I was 4, cried for days when he died. Some Billie Jean, yeaahhhh!!
Oh god I have the hiccups im so excited now!!
I wanna see more!!!
Ok, here goes...
Mabel
Chocolate ice cream
Me on the bottom with my legs on his shoulders
I rarely sing on the shower... and when I do... well right now I can't remember what I sing.
Well, I am commenter number 100212, so I doubt no one will even read this :(
But anyhoo..
Name's Raquel
Ice Cream- Heavenly Hash...Because its ummm heavenly.
And Doggy Style Baby!
Hey there, Annah, I'm Sabrina (the same Sabrina referenced in your Celibacy is Fun post). Hello again!
I'm a vanilla peanut butter sort of girl. And love gettin my goodies face-to-face standing-up in the shower and "lying doggy." Both are simply VAGICAL!
www.crabbycommuter.com
Hmm, ok.
First off, My name is Darren. I have a really unimaginative nickname, I know!!
I used to be a HUGE fan of ice cream, especially the mint-choc-chip variety. Think this was due to my mother (she had an ice cream craving during pregnancy. The Ice-Cream van was still coming around our street in December!) These days, not so much, but I sometimes treat myself and my cousins kids to a lovely little dessert. Crush up some Digestive or Hob-Nob biscuits (preferably of the chocolate variety!) into a bowl. Three scoops rich vanilla ice cream (for my tastes, either Haagen Dazs, or the cheap one from Sainsbury's. Not sure why but the sainsbury's one is really good!). Smother in a rich, Belgian chocolate sauce (warmed!) and away you go. Add to this a good movie and an open fire and the evening is made!
My favourite sex position is any position where both parties feel comfortable enough to enjoy it. There's no point in sex unless both of you are having fun, enjoying the mood, and feel close to each other. Overall, preferences of position can change with my mood, and the time of day. Going at it like rabbits is great, but so is lazy, half asleep wake up sex started with a gentle massage or a shoulder rub..... Sorry, I'll stop now!
I tend to do more thinking in the shower than singing! That said, when I do sing in the shower, it will usually either be Foo Fighters or Oasis, or it will be something really annoying that I don't actually like but has a catchy enough tune to stick in my head. If that happens, it will usually be in my head all day (today it is Trouble by Pink. Not a particularly bad song, but I only know part of the chorus line, lol!)
I'm sure you can figure out my name is Stephanie. My fave ice cream is Cold Stone's Cake Batter with rainbow sprinkles mixed in. The best sex is always doggy style with one hand pulling my hair and the other smacking my ass. But if I get lazy the laying down doggy works too. Also, on top on a chair is pretty damn wonderful too. I don't really sing in the shower because I'm not awake enough yet.
Couldn't you just play a little to get all this sex bidness out of yer mind? When I was pregnant, I was like a crazed sex obsessed woman and well, porn and toys became my friend. I think my husband misses those days : ) Well, I'm CJ and I like pistachio ice cream, kind of an off flavor choice but, it never disappoints. Too, I like the position I've heard called the "lazy dog" this sounds like the position you like. Both man and woman are on their side but, the man is behind and the woman's leg is cocked up. Ha ha, I just put a smile on my own face...cocked up. That's a good one.
My name is Kate.
I don't actually like ice cream (please don't shoot me!)
My favorite sexual position is any that ensures I don't have to do a lot of work.
Favorite song to sing in the shower is 'Fever'by Peggy Lee.`
Why hello again, Annah! Fantastic idea for a post!
My name is Daisy (Surprise surprise, I know!).
Favorite ice cream varies: cookie dough, cake batter w/fudge (ben and jerry's, mmmmm), orange or rainbow sherbet, and on and on. Oh wait! I just remembered, my absolute fave is Superman - found in a little town I used to vacation in. Quite delish.
Fave position - I think it's called Reverse Cowgirl (ya know, girl on top, but turned around - fanTASTic)
Fave shower song - Whatever's in my head. I always have some song in my head, and I find it's hard to remember the beat of other songs when you're already jammin to another song. That's just me though.
Happy almost-Friday (thank GOD, long ass week!)
Daisy
My name is Katherine/Katie
Ice cream: Peanut butter Chocolate
Sex position: No picky as long as theres a D in my V im totally good. However I am fond of being on top. I like the control aspect. ;)
Singing in the shower: Danke Shane. You know like Feris Buellers day off. Classic.
The Watchman aka Gary: Your comment made my day. So cute you and your wifey :) Thanks for the blog lovin'.
Daisy: The Superman sounds like a sex position, not an ice cream flavor. Or at least one of those dances the teenagers do these days. LMAO
Raquel: Of course we're reading. Heavenly hash IS delicious, I've tried it.
I'm a huge fan of this game! Love you Annah for the bestest ideas!
Name: Teneil- No not after the Captain and, if you're wondering.
Ice Cream: I have recently discovered the next best thing to an orgasm- Super Chunky Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Peanut butter ice cream, with peanut butter chunks and peanut butter ribbons! Holy crap. Perhaps you should try this as a subsitute for drinking and sex (though it's not a diety food either). Shit.
Sex Position: While I am a HUGE fan of sex in general I perfer the top. I can, um, get the job done from up there. Woopie!
Song in the Shower: I'm unfortunalty a list maker in the shower. Typically of crap I need to do. But if you'd like I will attempt to put them to chatchy tunes in the future...
My name is Barb the French Bean.
I have way too many preferred ice cream flavors, but here are my favorites dulce de leche, chocolate, vanilla, cookies and cream and coffee. (Crap, now I want some.)
And I need "experience" to be able to answer that third option. :-P
I like belting out French songs under the shower.
My name is Amanda. My favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate brownie chunk chocolate ice cream. Fav position depends. If I want to nap or read, doggy style. If I want to watch tv while having sex, it's missionary. Although, doggy can work for that too.
Hi! My name is Janet. I only eat plain chocolate ice cream, i'm not really a fan. I have the same favorite sexual position as you! ... kind of? I call it "upside down doggy style" - I'm sure some kama sutra book somewhere has a name for it. And my shower song is Vuelve by Ricky Martin =)
late to the party...
Real Name - Summer
Ice Cream - Mocha Chip
Sex - uggh, any position in the shower but I'm really too tired to evenanswer this question
Shower Song - pop that pussy
Well, I was trying to go incognito and everything, but Surprise! my name actually IS Rachel!
My favorite ice cream is Double Chocolate Chunk from Brusters. However, since they haven't had Double Chocolate Chunk the last couple of times I've been, I've also become a big fan of Cake Batter and Chocolate Peanut Butter Buckeye. OMG, now I want some ice cream!
It's been so long since I had sex, I'm not sure I can form any opinion as to my favorite position. You think you've had it rough? Two and a half years, Annah! Yep, you read that right. Why, you ask? Hell if I know. It started off with my boyfriend leaving and not wanting anything to do with the opposite sex, then since I had waited so long, I wanted it to be stupendous sex, and you just never know how good someone will be in bed, and now I'm just holding out for Jonathan Rhys Myers. Yeah, I know he's a cokehead, but you can tell just by looking at him that he's good in bed. And up against a wall. And on the dining room table.
I don't sing in the shower. I do however sing at most any and all other times. I like Journey. In fact, I have instituted Wine & Journey Friday. It's when I celebrate the weekend by drinking (or wildly waving around) a glass (or 4) of wine while dancing around the house and singing along with Steve Perry. Usually with the windows open so the neighbors can join in on the celebration.
My name is
My favourite flavour of ice cream is black cherry. I will resist the urge to use that in an inappropriate pun.
My favourite sexual position for now is right hand on penis. In a few weeks it will be lying doggy.
I don't generally sing in the shower, as my ears work better than my singing voice, but when I do, Clementine is an old favourite.
I hope this helps.
Louise is me. Cookie Dough Dynamo and Reverse Cowgirl ;) Preferably involving a tub of Cookie Dough Dynamo now that I think about it....hmmm.
I sing Stand By Your Man in the shower... no idea why.
My name is Brittany
My favorite ice cream is Mud Pie
Favorite sex position is me on top. I like to ride a guy until I can't walk straight.
I sing everything in the shower! Why limit yourself to one song? I'm like my own radio station.
My name is Kelly.
I had to come back to this line and add my fave ice cream flavor right here--which is black raspberry chip--because I got so excited about talking to you, a stranger, about sex that I forgot it originally.
I prefer to hop on top because it's the only way I can come during sex. But any sex with my boyfriend is amazing. He's Italian.
I sing Wicked Games by Chris Isaak in the shower. I like to experiment with different keys.
I found your blog thanks to Relationship Rant, and I'm in love with you. I didn't even need to go through your archives to find something that made me laugh out loud.
My name is Angeleen. My favorite Ice cream flavor is Ben n Jerry's Karamel Sutra Ice cream. It's all kinds of goodness (and the sole reason I gained weight this effin hot summer).
Anyway, my favorite sex position (Just so you know, my better judgement is screaming "No!" at me, but I just keep thinking "well she asked.") is the same as yours, the 'lying doggy', although I just used to call it "on my stomach" because I'm not as creative as you.
And my favorite song to sing in the shower this week is "Dog Days" By Florence and the Machine. "happiness hit her, like a bullet in the head." Yup, sums it up nicely.
Hi My Name is Olivia
(yes the o-so famous Olivia You all hear about)
My Fav Ice Cream Is anything Gelato - Yummy
*(specially Dulce De Leche)or anything with coffee and nuts in it
My fav sex Position- I dont have one as I am a prude and hate sex - ewww!!!
Song to sing in shower- I am a karaoke fan so anything goes
Hi, I love your blog.
My name is Hui Liang
Ice-cream : GREEN TEA, GREEN TEA & GREEN TEA!
Position : *shy*
Song : I dont sing in the shower...
The name is Bethany.
Fav ice cream is cookie dough.
Sex position...hmm, do I HAVE to chose? Ok, so missionary, but with my legs up resting on his shoulders.
Singing in the shower? Uh, I wish I had time! haha Remember, 6 kids (obviously I like sex, right?! ha!) So, as long as I can wash my hair and shave without slicing myself b/c im going 50mph up my legs, then its a good day.
I'm Jourie ..
(btw I FUCKING love your blog...I seriously look forward to it every day)
Fave ice cream is Heavenly Hash (aka Heavenly rash according to my g-ma) It has vanilla and chocolate ice cream filled with white vanilla marshmallow swirls, chopped almonds, and dark chocolate chunks. (talk about an orgasm in your mouth right!?)
Best sex position is definitely girl on top...Let's face it, no guy can give me an orgasm as good in any other position .. I have to do all the work, and that's just fine because I do a damn good job too. *Girl Power* .. cheesy I know, but very appropriate.
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My name is Hannah.I dont have a fave sex position as i am only 12.My fav ice cream is Ben and Jerys Phish Food.
first of all, i don't know how the hell you found us but thank you so much for stopping by our little blog!!
second, i just took a gander here on your blog and ohmygod you are the shit. your blog is my new bff... had me laughing sooooo hard. thank you!!!
-vanessa-
This is for Ellen-Jayne x who commented, “I pretty damn love the reverse cowboy (my mum made me watch John Wayne films as a kid and i always envied how he could just jump on a horse and ride it into the sunset) Now I can do it.
But as you know I do love a good dick in the face....”
Once long ago I spent an afternoon in a hotel bar in Tripoli, Libya chatting and drinking with John “Duke” Wayne (he picked up the tab – great guy) who was in Libya filming the forgettable movie “Legend of the Lost” with his co-star, Sophia Loren. I was fortunate to have gone to their filming site at some Roman ruins not too far away and to have seen Loren buck-naked-nude as they were filming a scene of the movie for most international audiences that American audiences were denied from seeing due to the prudish ideas that prevailed at that time in the USA.
PS: If you want a dick in your face look me up. :-)
congrats on the comment count I think you really stuck a nerve here!My name is Al i don't eat ice cream very much,but when I do like hazlenut(f.y.i.I like the tast of spame and,that's what a woman taste like to me)...My favorite position was doggie but find a sidways one leg up for maximum g-spot stimulation,a ladie always should CUM first I'll do it last!Hehehe :)*devil grin*
My name is Erin (no shit hey!)
Peanut butter chocolate ice-cream from Baskin and Robbins is almost better than sex.
I'm no kama sutra expert so I don't know the name of my fave position, but it's where both parties lie on their side facing each other at about a 90 degree angle with legs kind of scissored in and everything in the right place. Oh goodness it allows for some fun to happen.
'You're the One That I Want' from Grease or 'Walking on Sunshine' are two favourite shower songs.
Heylo, I'm Becky!
I absolutely love Maple walnut with tiger Tiger mixed in. As in Ice cream soup. I have extremely sensitive teeth so I can't really have ice cream, (plus I'm lactose intolerant) so when I do decide to hurt myself, I have to go all in and get everything I like in all at once.
My favorite position is missionary, extra-hard and holding onto something, but I'm not so sure anymore, since I've just had a baby, and as soon as my husband could see belly, he stopped having sex with me cuz he was truly freaked out about hurting his baby, no matter what argument I gave, and we haven't really picked up the habit at all, since midnight feedings and
shite-and-puke-stained t-shirts aren't as much of a turn on as you might think.
When in the Shower I love to sing Showtunes, but usually by the time I'm rinsing out my shampoo, the only song left in my head is the Oscar Meyer Weiner song, which I belt out with amazing vivacity for the remainder of my wash.
This was fun!
do it again, and soon!
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Okay, I'm a little late to the game but I love talking ice cream and sex ain't so bad, either so here it goes...
Mi nombre es Laura. Mucho gusto. Te amo-frealz.
Me gusta "lying doggy" tambien.
You want me to choose A favorite ice cream? I don't know that I can do that.. I mean... I love them all. They are like my babies! How can you make me chooooose?! I'm a big fan of anything with cake in it (real cake or cake flavor) and chocolate. And fudge, and caramel, and coconut... yeah.. you see what you've started?!
I don't sing out loud in the shower but lately I've been waking up with that Gorillaz song, Feel Good, Inc, stuck in my head.. just that fun little dance-y part so usually I'm bust out my white girl moves more so than singing..Anyhow..
Atlanta is not hot these days. FINALFUCKINGLLY!
Hi my name is soeri my fav ice cream is CHOCOLATE (yum!) sexual position: hot hula FOR SURE!
So my fav song for the shower is wavin flag LOL
Holy Fuck, how did I miss this post!
I'm Syvannah
I like mint chocolate chip, cookie dough, and caramel ripple actually there are like 10 others that I love but lets spend time on the juicy stuff...
I am a big fan of the lying doggy too - but I would have to agree with some of the others - Face down ass up, spank me, choke me and pull my hair while calling me names that no woman wants to be called when she isn't taking it like a slut.... um wow
Anyhow, there aren't any songs in particular that I keep coming back to because I am like a radio station, I bust out anything that pop in my head and when I don't like the song anymore I find a new one.
I'm Tempest
I like rum raisin, vanilla bean and dulce de leche
I also love the lying doggy and the one where u sit in his lap facing him and both of u have ur knees bent n ur kinda huggin...is it called lotus?
As for song...there isnt any particular song I love to sing in the shower I sing whateva is stuck in my head the moment or sing along to my shower radio...
In the mornings, my alarm tone is the Marley song-Don't worry and then if I dont get up it plays Rhianna's Please dont stop the music....
I'm Katie.
Favorite icecream: Butter Pecan or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Sex position: So, names for the different positions are complicated. The missionary position, but with your right leg almost to a split and then your knee hooked up over the guys shoulder. Does that have a name? And I think the other is called the cradle? kinda complicated, but feels fucking amazing (no pun intended). It's where the guy and girl are at a 45 degree angle or whatever; the girls hips are off the bed and the guy is in a push-up position. The girl is in a sort of bridge position that they use in yoga. Like here. Then yeah, motion of the ocean.
Favorite song: It's raining men, HALLELUJAH! just kidding.
I'm a voice major, so I sing whatever piece I may be working on at the moment.
Hello I am a day late on this post. Oh well I am Jeanne. Oberwise Peach is my fav icecream!!
Sex position would have to be doggie style. I can't frigging sing to save my life. But if someone was holding an AK-47 to my head, I would sing "Fancy" by Reba McInyre. (I am sure I spelled her last name wrong.)
KEEP WRITING WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN WE HAVE A VISUAL ON THIS LYING DOWN DOGGIE?????????????????
I'm LATE! (in my defense I'm a new follower!)
Lena
Banana Nut
Woof!
Stay by Lisa Loeb
Hi, my name is Noa.
I would punch many a hooker for some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. From Braum's. Because The South is amazing and we have Braum's, motherfuckers.
The one where I'm kind of laying on the side, with the one leg up. I guess that could be called leaping lazy-ass.
Anything by the Baha Men, as I have absolutely terrible musical taste.
Hi, I'm Ashley.
I know I'm posting way late but I don't care <D
so..........
fave ice cream: BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
fave sex position: I never had a name for it till just now...........yep.......lying doggie. THX ANNAH ;D
AND fave song to sing in the shower......well...... i never really thought about it, but i guess it's just whatever I FEEL like singing at the time. wow, this game is fun! you should make more!!!
STAY PORN!!!
Ashley ;)
Hi, I'm Jim.
Fave Ice Cream? Either Peppermint Stick or Oreo Cookie.
Despite my blog handle, doggy style isn't my favorite. I like a woman on top, facing me, as the sight of her bouncing up and down on my rod, and getting off, is just an amazing turn on. I am also extremely partial to oral anything, whether giving or getting.
There you go!
My name is Chloé (there's a shocker).
My favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate. Yes, just chocolate, nothing else.
I love to sing The Show by Lenka in the shower.
The Name is Sara.
Fave ice Cream is tie between Cherry Garcia, Vanilla Almond Bark, and Pralines and Cream.
Favorite Sex Position... I call it the playful doggy.
Hiney up, goodies out and chest pressed flat on the bed.
Mr. Postman, Rockin' Robin or tutti fruiti.
Yes i like the golden oldies... what of it? : )
My name is Dawn.
Fav ice cream is Ben&Jerry's Coffee Heath bar.
Fav Sex position missionary (I know boring)
Shower song is Fuck You.
Name: Katerina
Fave Ice-cream: Mint Choc Chip or Cookies & Cream - depends on my mood
Shower Song: Ordinary People by John Legend
As for sex pozzy - Your lying doggy suggestion has single handedly saved my sex life. I don't think I can thank you enough. Really.
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