We tried our hardest to make the toga party happen but finding a costume (or cheap sheets for that matter) when you're on a budget is like finding a straight man in South Beach on a Sunday. Instead, we downgraded to a regular "Yay, sex!" party so I drew me in a toga for you guys because I hate to disappoint.
These beautiful people crammed in my apartment last night to celebrate the end of my celibacy vow.
We drank eight bottles of vodka, one of rum, and two of tequila plus 97 beers (yes, I counted). My friend Luis tried persuading me to culminate the celibacy with his tiny cork penis and although I was flattered, I declined the offer.
Went to breakfast with the last few drunks standing 'round five in the morning and lost my Blackberry (which is driving me insane because that's where I keep all my blog post ideas). Woke up to find my shoe inside a dog bowl and have no idea how it got there.
All in all end of celibacy vow party was a success, even if I am still "celibate" in the sense of the word as the only love making that took place last night was between me and an omelette. Now, where's Jackson Rathbone when I need him?
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You should have done the pimp/ho party. EVERYBODY ends up having sex then. At least the ones I've gone to..
Dear Lord, woman! That's a lot of alcohol! I'm glad you had a great time, and I hope you didn't pay for all that liquor.
Happy SEXIN'! :)
Heck no I did not pay for ANY liquor. You crazy?! I did have some good to offset the madness but I don't really think it helped much.
They ate EVERYTHING!
I was wondering why I woke up feeling like shit, I thought it was just the "head" cold I seem to have.
Looks like you had great fun! Hope you find your blackberry :(
Looking at your pix helped me realize that I need prettier friends. Well, with some exceptions.
Love the pic of you in a toga.
Party looks like it was amazing.
Mmm wonder if in the next job interview when they ask " give an example of when you have achieved a goal you set". You could go "well there was this celibacy thing.." :)
OMG so you know im blind right...
as I scrolled down quickly I thought I saw that dog with the HEELS ON !!!! LMAO - thought damn that was a good party
Bahahahahahahah
Perhaps they drank the perfume. I know I would.
Cheap Toga solutions!
1) Two white towels crudely pinned/tied together = 8$
2) 2 - 3 yards of solid cotten (any color!) from just about any fabric store = > $8, < $2
3) Curtain Panel = > $10, < $3
4) Bedspread = Free! They're colorful AND possibly fluffy!
....Also, how did you afford all that alcohol? Ouch! I bet it was expensive!
Now that's what I call a party. I wouldn't have expected any less from you. Why the hell someone would steal perfume from your guest bathroom is really shitty. Someonhe is jealous of you I think. They wanna be just like you.
Question....are there any straight guys in Miami on a Tuesday? Monday? lol
Awesome post, and that really is a truly awesome photo at the end. I think you should sell it as art, maybe a statement as to what alcohol does to people. I think it'll work. Lets face it, in the Tate there have been such things as a toilet and an unmade bed, and I think that photo is a much better artistic comment than any of those!
I must tell you, though, that I nearly died when I read the first line of the post. Starting the post with "and this is where it ends" had me thinking that you weren't going to be writing posts anymore, and all of a sudden, my outlook on life looked very bleak :0)
Keep writing, you're awesome :0)
I read this all before my blackberry decided to load the pictures. Luis' "tiny cork penis" hahahaha (much funnier w/o the pic) lol
Congrats, Annah!
:-D Congrats, lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are all your friends gorgeous?
XO
Back in college, aka my skinny skinny days, we would buy cheap pillow cases and cut them intomone shoulder, sleeveless or strapless dresses. Cheap AND cute.
Awesome that you had such an amazing party to mark your momentous accomplishment. ...Can't say I blame you for not being tempted by the mini cork cock. After all that time on exile island you definitely deserve something far more befitting girlfriend!
I awarded you with a "Bloody Brilliant Blog Award" over at my site (from Friday).
Have a great week, The Empress
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Poor guy...he just wanted you to pop his cork!
tell cork penis to call me.
That amount of alcohol consumed certified that the party is a success. Congratulations!
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The amount of alcohol consumed shows the the success of the celibacy party. Haha. Glad you had fun.
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looks like a fun party! I had a party once where a friend of mine used my tweezers to pluck out her eyebrow hair and then left her eyebrow hair in my tweezers and i thought the same thing...who does that?
even though that was pretty fucking disgusting...i would of been more pissed if she stole a bottle of expensive perfume...and even more pissed if she plucked her pubes!
Sweet baby Jesus, that is a lot of alcohol. Speaking of the Messiah, was He in attendance at your party, turning bottles of tap water into glorious top-shelf liquors? Everyone needs a friend like that.
you made love to an omelet? that sounds pretty awesome, how was it??
Congrats girl! Glad you had a good time, as for the stolen perfume well stuff like that happens at parties. Someone was probably drunk, saw the perfume, sprayed themselves and shoved it in their purse without even thinking clearly. I am sure when they wake up to check said purse they will scratch there head in wonder of how in the world they got half the shiz in there. :)
Hey Annah! I'm doing a giveaway on my blog if you want to check it out!!
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Congratulations on the end of your 6 months, and good job not running out to bang the first guy you see. You didn't need to have sex anyway - today was my birthday and I think I had enough for the both of us.
Wow looks like a party success! lol The picture of your shoe in the bowl is hilarious! Congrats on reaching your "Celibacy goal"!!! VERY proud! lol
WTF withe person who took your perfume bottle from the guest bathroom!??? NOT cool! Hopefully, they will break out in hives. :)
Patricia: Ewwwwwwwwwww. GROSS!!!!!! But yes, much better than pubes.
Kirsten: Yes... I think in that department I've been blessed. Pretty much it's a win win situation if I end up sleeping with any of them. LMAO. Just kidding.
Darren: I would never do that to you. But then again I did lose my Blackberry and now I'm scared I have lost all my blog posts and have nothing to write about. So... maybe.... who knows?
Paige: Will do! I mean it too. What's your number.
fantastic!! I remember when I ended my celibacy vow...it lasted 4 years longer than it was supposed to..but it was a great party when it ended!! Congratulations...you celebrated..now copulate! HA!
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Phones inevitably get lost when your night is filled with that much alcohol. It's just another indicator that good times were had :P Hope you find your Blackberry though, I'd go insane if I lost mine too!
Jackson Rathbone? Hurrrrr... ;)
That was quite a party girl and I am soooooo glad that you did not have to pay for all that alcohol. You definately needed to celebrate after all this time. Have a wonderful week and congrats on another great post.
Odie
I never know if I find Jackson rathbone is attractive. I then end up staring at him slightly obeseeively until he begins to look like my kindergarden teacher and then I'm REaLLY confused because misses web was like 90.
I need sleep.
Excellent Annah, but now you have to sniff out all your friends to see if they smell right. Then you can find the thief!!
Hey, if you run across Jackson Rathbone and he's with Kellan Lutz, call me.
If I was going to enjoy carnal relations with any breakfast food, it would definitely be with an omelette. Suck it, flapjacks.
Now that. THAT. looks like it was a party.
Well done on the party (and that insanity that was your celibacy vow), dearest.
And when you finally make it to London, we'll celebrate (again) in style.
And Spaniards.
Obv.
- B x
SOUNDS AMAZING! i hope you have equal amounts of fun being non celibate lol i think we all would with jackson rathbone ^_^
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Awww...well done, Annah. I'm proud of you for sticking with that vow to the end!
Here's hoping your hangover from that party wasn't too terrible, and best of luck to you in any future goals you might want to go for! :)
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Bah sounds like a grrrreat party!! You seem to be taking the loss of your Blackberry very well though...in comparison, I would be in recluse. lol
Lookin' forward to the next post...once you're done cleaning the place up. So, next week? heehee
CONGRATS Annah- sounds like you had a good celebacyation ol
Daniela: Well trust me all day yesterday I felt like crying. Not because of the phone. BUT all my notes :( I have all my blog post ideas in there and now I'm kicking myself in the ass for not having copied them in a little notebook or something.
So with that said, yes... probably next week. LMAO
He's never around when he should be.
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