Sexy Tranny

Once upon a time not long ago, I wrote a post titled "Duck Face" in honor of girls who make creepy looking faces when they take pictures, in order to appear pouty or sexy (such as myself).

At the time, I asked all duck face heroes to step forward and proudly display their support of duck faces everywhere by sharing their pictures with the world via this blog. Many brave readers sent their duck face declarations and a certain funny guy even submitted a picture of his duck ass. If you haven't seen it, here it is:

His name, is Charles. His blog content is mainly about drug addictions and sticky balls and constipation and you probably shouldn't read it, but he also wears button down shirts with dorky glasses, a lethal combo a snob like me simply can't go up against (sorry ladies and gents, he has a hot girlfriend).

Charles has quickly become one my closest virtual buddies and if you partake in this universe we call the blogosphere then you're well aware this is its most rewarding aspect, the friendships we forge with strangers who are probably as mental as we are, if not more. Charles, with his humorous disdain for emo kids and upmost command of the English language is one of those people to me.

A few weeks ago while stranded in Argentina I hosted a purse giveaway since I'd run out of post material in the land of Malbec and tango. I asked readers to enter by stating what they'd match the purse with in the comments' section and this was Charles reply:

After this, many of you expressed interest in having our fab Emerson stick to his promise and rock out his fashion-forward outfit. Unfortunately he wasn't the giveaway winner, yet he was determined to own the red purse and did this special glamour photo shoot just for us:

        

And my personal favorite...

Thanks a lot for upstaging me, Charles.

How could I possibly compete with all this?