The ever-so-fabulous Ms. C. left me this comment two days ago and of course I had to share.
In a nutshell she stated that after forcing her fiance to visit my blog and getting into a heated debate about something that may or may not have had anything to do with my latest post, they ended up tangled in the throes of some passionate monkey style back-breaking sex.
Suddenly, it dawned on me!
Suddenly, it dawned on me!
And if you read it, then it's obvious you too are going to have this type of mind-blowing sex Ms. C. was referring to. Just please try to remember me when you do as apparently I'm the only exception to this remarkable rule (considering the celibacy vow and all).
You may not know it but right now as you read this the sex gods are smiling down upon you and I know it probably makes no sense now but later on it will (if it doesn't just take a few shots and I promise it'll all fall into place).
Finally, the weener of the two-toned red croc bag from last week's giveaway is Meagoo! Watch video and see me pick out her name out of my dog's food bowl (it took me forever to write those names and ball them up so watch it damn it! Big bonus is that you get to hear my nasally voice laced with tons of sleepiness, which is awesome in and of itself).
You may not know it but right now as you read this the sex gods are smiling down upon you and I know it probably makes no sense now but later on it will (if it doesn't just take a few shots and I promise it'll all fall into place).
Finally, the weener of the two-toned red croc bag from last week's giveaway is Meagoo! Watch video and see me pick out her name out of my dog's food bowl (it took me forever to write those names and ball them up so watch it damn it! Big bonus is that you get to hear my nasally voice laced with tons of sleepiness, which is awesome in and of itself).
Have a great weekend! No drinking and driving please (I love you too much).
XoXo,
Annah
44 comments:
Come to think of it, my husband and I HAVE been having really awesome sex lately, and I've been following your blog for about a month. Coincidence? I think not!
You have a sexy voice! Mine is really high-pitched and Mickey-Mousey. :( If you want evidence, I have a vlog on the "greatest hits" section of my blog.
Sexy? Girlie... totally nasally. But thanks :)
Going to your blog right now.
Oh, so your blog gets people laid? That's good to know, lol, maybe I should stop reading XD
But very funny, nonetheless-and I just might go look for the bag- although probably not pink...
~~SKS
Little Gordito is perfect on camera.
You set an excellent example for publishing success. Keep it sexy!
The Fred Effect
You totally need to add this latest slogan (Red Means Go: It gets you laid), with Sex Machine animation, to your shop of awesomely random things I must own (Shit, I want that on a coffee cup, a bag, a mug, my toilet seat...and any other random places it will continue to make me laugh like a hyena). Haha.
I've been reading your blog only for a couple days now (me=new blogger), but it's F'ing hilarious!! Hands down, favorite blog so far (don't worry, you and your hunt for famosity will very likely win out as Top-Blog-According-to-Daisykins for a looooong time). So, just wanted to say fantabulous job. You'll be famous in no time!!
Oh, and P.S. Thanks for the tips on blogging. I have started adding pictures (drawing coming soon...maybe).
GAH! More illustrations. More! MORE!!
P.S.S. I made sure to add you under the "Must Read Blogs" section on my page. Just showin the love. :P And promoting the famosity.
Aw, if only I had entered... Btw, you so need to go for Blogher. I've made just over $9. That's like two bins of Folgers!!
I love it! Your adult friendly blog is getting your readers laid!!! We are having sex so you can live vicariously through us!!! Keep it up, every time that I see a new blog from you it makes me happy!!!
Jess
I didn't win the bag but damn it was awesome seeing you model it Annah. Your Famosity is here girl friend.
Odie
Dammit! That's what I was missing!!! Reading your blog -now I'm gonna get lucky fo sho!!!! :)
I'm a fairly new blogger but have been reading yours for the past few days and you should totally be getting paid for your words chica! It rocks! And Perez Hilton who??? EXACTLY!!!! Keep writing and I'll keep reading, well because I wanna get laid of course!!! :) :)
Write on!
I love your blog! I've been following for a few months now and it cracks me up!!!! Good luck with the no sex thing....I couldn't do it! But then again its proven by the fact that I have SIX kids! hahaha And no I dont have 6 different baby daddies...lol I'm not that much of a nympho ;-)
I'm going to hold you to this 'getting laid' shit. Baby J knows I need all the horizontal mambo I can get. Or vertical or diagonal. Hell, I am NOT picky.
Maybe I should make a sign:
I read the ohsosexy "Red Means Go" so you must do me now.
Think it'll work?
Hasn't worked for me yet . . . but I guess I haven't been trying all that hard.
Fred: Isn't he the cutest thing ever? (Albeit ridiculously spoiled).
Jess: That means the WORLD to me. Monday's post will be lots better than this, trust. I'm just still in a little jet lagged haze.
Daisy: I want to see your drawings! So let me know when they're up. And thanks for the blog roll lovin'. That always helps with famosity.
Tame One: Next week for sure. More illustrations are happening.
Lacie: Clue me in on this Blogher thing. *muah*
Odie: I'll have you know you were the only guy I entered in the drawing because I knew you might have given it to someone special. :) Have a great weekend.
Yvonne: Hahhahaha you made me laugh with "because I wanna get laid, of course"
Bethany: Darling hats off to you with 6 babies. I think if I ever have kids it'll be one and good to go. I'm an only child though so maybe that's why I feel that way. The celibacy vow is for 6 months and I'm almost 5 months into it so not that far to go. And absolutely I'm counting down! :)
Clueless: It'll work! And it'll promote my blog. Gurrrrrl, work it.
Franklin: Don't worry, I hear these things take come time.
And oops! Franklin I means *some time. Jesus talk about a typo Freudian slip.
Must be true Annah because reading your blog makes me happy. When I am happy, Hubby is more likely to get lucky, so I get lucky too. Win Win situation all round
I would be counting the days too girl! Hell, I always counted down the days post birth to when I could get back to the marital smackdown! Props to ya though! I haven't gone more than 3months w/o it since I lost my virginity! hahaha!
Being responsible for helping people get laid WILL MOST DEFINITELY fast-track your already brillant ride to famosity! ...This is yet another great slogan to add to your collection.
Happy Weekend to you too! xo - The Empress
http://rantersbox.blogspot.com
Heh. I just thought you were happy to see me.
Great post, i'm glad my girlfriend (theadorkableditz) told me about you, i have a feeling that i'll enjoy reading your posts and if you don't mind i'd like to do a shameless plug of my own website:
http://lairoftheticklephantom.blogspot.com/
A site of reviews, rats and random stuff that nobody in their right mind would ever care about!
Let's hope this pans out...
Hey Girlo,
glad you is back home. by the way did you know you got BONd again?
looking forward to more of your good stuff when you get settled down.
Dan
Haven't gotten laid yet...can any of your readers help out?
I would like to get pregnant again. I'll keep reading and see what happens.
Holy crap, I actually won? :O My crappy day turned into one full of love and Mee ah go. :D Haha, not how you pronounce my name, but I'll start calling myself that now. :D <3
Blog and get laid? That's what I've been missing my whole life!
congrats to meagooo!!! boy, she's really going to get lucky with that cool red bag!
you're a hot chick blogging, sufficient for making it to blog of note. kudos.
Gracias por visitar mi blog, solamente estuve siendo cynico cuando escrivi mi comentario anterior. No pensaba que ivas a hir a mi blog.
Te seguire solamente porque eres la hija de una nacion Socialista. Viva Fidel Castro!
This blog is too much for me, there's so much happening. The colorful pictures of cartoons and humans, the inscriptions on them, the different font sizes and colors, the different expressions, emotions it conveys. Uff. The only thing that keeps me going is it's entertaining content.
I like the no-toilet paper entry, you can e-mail me if you secretly want to tell me how you managed to you know because i really need to know as i am a traveller of third world countries and that has yet to happen to me because i'm always prepared, But it WILL eventually, and when it does i would like to remember this blog for the everlasting advice. Quite honestly, i would just take out my t-shirt or any extra garment i have on me.
You know what, i don't need to know.
Best of luck. i will probably come by.
If it wasn't for your Blog Annah, I think id quite possibly quit my job as I'd be bored as hell!!
Keep it up, Famosity is just a dick in the face away babes, Perez Hilton eat your heart out!!
By sheer coincidence, yes I read your blog regularly, and yes get laid regulalry. Of course am a newlywed, so know that ain't gonna last.
Uh, is my own blog supposed to get me laid? Cuz I think the hubby hardly reads the damn thing. Which may be good, I tend to mention him. Like the time he tried to kill me with expired food.
Not sold on the red bag, then again I am so not the target audience... or am I?
Dear Annah Banana,
I have missed you in my not reading blogs and got the biggest kick out of this post seeing I haven't read your shit in about three weeks. I am going through all the missed posts now and just wanted to say hi and you rock.
Love, the Ambinator
PS: I am happy you think I am so sweet. I am only sweet to the ones who are sweet to me, and yes, YOU are one of those. You also gave me the coolest ring ever (even though someone asked me if I worshipped the devil when they saw me wearing it and I told them YES I DO AND I WILL PUT A SPELL ON YOU IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT....true story.)
XXOO
Dude, your blog is totally a sox machine. I have sex like every other day and I'm pretty sure it's your blog.
Well what a blog. Very interesing mix!! You have an Irish follower now. Ha ha
awesome we will see how it works for me (im sure it will work its magic). Just now got my blog started and I hope it does something special like that. Money machine would be good, every one that reads it gets a handful or cash (sry hasnt happened yet so dnt expect molah for reading my blog!)
Firstly, would like to say thank you for citing me on your blog :0) Does that mean that I am one step behind you on the famosity?
I love the video. Taking the winners name out of the dog bowl is a stroke of genius in its randomness, and I love you all the more for it :0)
As for your voice being nasally, I don't think so :0)
Keep up the great work with the blog. It's OSSOM!!!! :0)
I see your blog is still rocking! Only thing missing is the downloadable/printable nudie shots...or is that a work in the making? lol
Ellen Jane: A dick in the face? LMAO. I just about died laughing in bed when I read that.
Amber: I've missed you so! :) Glad to have you back.
V: I was only kidding. And I'll go to your blog now and tell you how it happened.
Eamonn: Yay to Irish followers!
Darren: Of course honey :) Kisses! You're the bestest.
CJ: Oh you just gave me a wonderful idea! Nude pictures coming right up. Now where do I find a photographer that will make me look hot!??! For free of course since I'm broke. No worries, I'll figure it out.
I misread one of your sentences. When you announce the winner of the bag I read: "Finally, the weener toned red croc bag..."
And thought to myself, "Red? Maybe but usually more pink-ish...a purse that color? why...ohhh...I see what I did there."
Wow...I guess I'll start seeing some action in the boom boom room since I stumbled upon your blog. I feel like I've gotten lucky already!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I want to be you when I grow up. Except without the celibacy. Because I just can't do that.
Take your own photos and then download photoshop...the airbrushing feature on that is bad a**! (and some of us MIGHT just make ourselves look 15 lbs. lighter by stretching the photo UPWARD just a bit...not saying I have of course!) lol
But then I don't think you need a photographer to make you look "hot" when you already look great :) Hot is more an attitude than a look anyway and you've got plenty of 'tude!
I sure as shit can't wait to get my purse!
I'm sending a check tonight.
http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.com
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