The following text conversation was had last night before I went out to a late dinner. This only proves once again that I gravitate toward friendships with awesomely strange people, even if they live 2000 miles away from me.
Me: Dude, I've had two bags of garbage sitting by my front door for over a day. It's starting to smell.
Dustin: So throw it away, douchebag.
Me: I don't have any pants on.
Dustin: Who the heck wears pants to throw away garbage? It's almost midnight over there, no one will know.
Me: Okay.
A few minutes later.
Me: I did it! Hope my gay senior citizen neighbor didn't catch me or he'll call the board on me. Again.
Dustin: Wait, you do this on a regular basis? What kind of a freak are you?
Me: No!... lol. They called the board on me last time because I like going to my fridge naked for 2:00 a.m. cookie runs.
Dustin: Is your fridge in the middle of the street?
Me: No I have those stupid floor to ceiling sliding doors and you can see into my place but anyhow, I'm just abstaining from pissing him off. He's a mean old man. But I had to throw away the garbage and fuck, I wasn't going to put on pants just for that.
Dustin: Yeah no way. Garbage is definitely not worthy of pants. I take my pants off before taking out the trash every time.
Me: Is all I'm sayin'.
Dustin: In fact I have trash to throw away now and I'm gonna take off my pants just so you know I'm not lying.
Me: How in the world would I know?
Dustin: Wait.
Two minutes later...
Me: Are you friggin' serious?
Dustin: Do I look like I'm joking?
Me: You're pantless, what the heck do I know?
Dustin: So are you, send me a picture.
Me: Oh Jee-suz. I'm trying to be famous so if this ever makes it on the internet I will kill you.
Dustin: How do you think people get famous, Annah? By keeping their pants on?
Good fucking point, Dustin.
66 comments:
bwhaha Oh how I love you. ROFL
Word of advice- make sure you don't lock yourself out when you're taking out the garbage.
One time, I got locked out of my house without pants on. I had a teeny bitty robe on. The fireman who let me back in thought I was on CRACK!
But I made them cookies, so it's okay.
My God,
Girlo,
They will flock to you in hordes just for a partial bare skin. I hope you have your running shoes on?
And Love the "smiley" in the flash.
Dan
P.S. Can't pass it up (the Dirty Ole Man in me)
NICE LEGS!
You are insane, Annah. Thank God! I wish I had some junk in my trunk, or at lease some that sat up high. PS...how do I get one of those Manthrax shirts for Mr. Daddy Man? Need. Want. Must have. (now for the pimping myself part....)
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I read this without any pants on! It made me feel less weird.
LOL thanks for another smile!
Hahahahaha! I like the no-pants-for-taking-out-the-trash rule.
You aren't allowed to be naked in your own home at night? That's ass. Next time that guy says anything to you about it, call him out for being the pervert that he is. What is he doing looking in your windows, anyway??
awesome...was unable to control my laughter n the deep rooted pervert in me smiled seeing the pic :)
ha ha, absolutely brilliant!!! again. i love it.
Um, am I the only one that is digging Dustin's Manthrax shirt!! Hahah!! Love it girl!!
Nice legs... that goes for you to Dustin lol!!!
I have a question, and NO, I don't mean myself haha.
If someone uses your picture for their own...self-fulfilling purposes, would you wear that as a badge of honor?
Dee: Love you back tons.
Suz: Then you're guiltier than I am. I can't bake so I'd be fucked.
Dan: Next up a completely naked post? LOL. No no. My parents would SCALP ME ALIVE.
Slushy: Manthrax shirts coming SOON! I promish. I just have to figure out this online store thing.
Ethan: LOL. That made me laugh when I read it. Good call.
Summer: Thanks for always stopping by makes my little heart sing.
TB: Heck yes! That's what Dustin said.
Raj: Glad I could put a smile on your face.
m.a.f: :) :) :) :)
Amber: Thank you! I'm hoping to open my own little tshirt shop soon. Soon as I figure it out because as you know, I don't know anything about the internet.
Oh my hell. You totally posted a picture of yourself pants-less on the internet. That's why I love you.
Oh, and check out Zazzle.com - I think they will help you create custom shirts and sell them.
Nice shirt Annah
You and your friend have great legs!
Jennifer's ass has got nothin' on THAT booty!
Coincidentally, I too am pants-less as I sit here reading this post lol I'm waiting on UPS for a delivery though, so I should probably put some on soon. For some reason, I don't think the UPS man will have the same reaction your old man neighbor would...although my very Christian neighbors might call the cops! lol
You are hilarious girl! Thanks for the laugh.
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^shamless plug :-)
“This post contains two pantless pictures (a guy and a girl).”
Teasing and old perv like me will NOT bring famosity to you, Hon.
Buy a webcam for me and I’ll show you what a pantless old man looks like. You can post it uncensored for all I care and experience the thrill of scaring your female followers away. :-)
No wonder you were so confused by my random old lady before and after pic. Clearly your evolved brain understood my missed opportunity to show some skin. I'd be jealous of your smarts if you didn't give me so much sweet blog love.
Btw, I'm with everyone else. I love the t-shirt. :)
LOL i got so confused at first. in england, pants are underwear. i was getting a bit worried you were running around the street naked lol but then i remembered you were american and the pictures were explanatory. thanks for a laugh xx
Oh god, I lol'd hard.
And I feel like taking my pants off and doing the macarena.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: He's a total hooker and jerk. He has nice legs & abs. Lucky dog.
Mr Indie: What do you mean for your own purposes? Further explain... hahahah.
Kendahl: I loves you backs! AND... at first I was like, "Oh Gah am I really doing this?!" But my friends were like "Do it do it do it!". Such great cheerleaders, I tell ya'.
Display Name and Amanda: THANK YOU! :) If I worked out more than once a week the situation would look a little less lumpy. Ha!
Timmy: I want her famosity now!
Don: I'm trying to get like 1000 more followers within the next month and here you are trying to scare 'em away? What's up with that?!
Lacie: Sorry booboo you confused me with your last post. I want to do a before and after post soon too and I was like, OMG Lacie's before and after pics are AWESOME! *muah* Shirt coming soon!
Just Past Wonderland: I bet you would get free UPS services if you did.
Kez: Oh no that would not be good running around in the dark without underwear. LMAO... that's funny. That would really NOT be good.
Ditte: Now I have the Macarena stuck in my head and as I was cleaning I was singing it over and over.
Yaimy: Missed you around her! :)
Hahaha! Excellent! Nudity = famosity. Everyone knows it! Pretty soon, you'll be famous enough to get out of jail a la LaLohan!
Wow he called the board on you? What kind of Nazi is he? Being Nude in your own home is supposed to be like the number 1 thing on everyone's list. Its called Freedom people! I mean if you can't be nude or pant-less in your own apartment or home then where can you be?
I say we go knock on his door, when he opens punch him in the balls and go "YOU KNOW WHY!" just like they did in What happens in Vegas starring Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz.. I'm in if your in!
I always thought pants were optional, no? ... Love the Mantrhax shirt, very brillant Annah! ...See, I told you that you were well on your way to famosity!! xo
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ahahahahah now that's amazing.
I knew that this site was going to drift towards being a Latina Porn Site eventually....
I just didn't know it was going to be so fast...
We are all so proud. I only wonder if this means that eventually MY blog will evolve into the pornographic realm....?
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I like pants-less activities!
Yay! You used my question!
Gratz on a bazillion followers btw :)
Haahahaha
I always wear no pants when taking out the garbage!
only problem is that I have to cross my parking lot, which right next to me is an office building and a lawyers office- so random people are always walking around, but I don't give a hoot because its my f***ing house damn it !!!! LOL
hahahahahhahaahahahahahaha and my brother who was sitting next to me reading this also said hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha :)
Have to echo Dan, nice legs girl. I was wondering what you would come up with and you did good. Keep the good stuff coming Annah. Good night, catch you later.
Nice legs!
Oh, you too Annah ;)
When you start having sex again- have it so your neighbor can see. Then press charges for him peeping in your windows. Fucking pervert.
Dustin has nice legs. *TAKE IT OFF BABY!* ;) HA!
So do you chicky. JLo has nothing on you.
Alexa: I gotta do more nudity posts apparently if I want to hurry this famosity train along.
Xylina: He's a closeted gay senior citizen married to a really nice old lady so he's obviously miserable. It's all good. I don't hold grudges.
Ranter's: OF COURSE PANTS ARE OPTIONAL. But underwear are not. Underwears are mandatory.
Chelsea :) :) :)
Paradoxus: Dustin says thank you.
Charles: OF COURSE IT IS MIJO! You're so next. Wear pink underwear will ya'?
Mei: This is ONLY the beginning of my famosity quest. Only the beginning... *evil laugh*
Honna: How come I've never seen you walking around pantless at your place? We need to fix that, STAT! Good luck tomorrow!
Arlen: Does this mean your brother saw my pantless pictures? OH NO!
Odie: I said it was only going to get crazier around here and I wasn't lying. More madness and nudity soon to follow. lol
Sara: He IS TOTALLY going to take it off soon. In fact we're going to start a weekly blog post dedicated to one of his body parts. It's going to be awesome-ness.
Although I love the Manthrax shirt, Dustin needs to take a pic with the shirt off too..hehehe
Funny post!!!
And you are beautiful, no cellulite!
xo
Haha, never know what to expect over here eh?
The color of Dustin's face-skin really brings out the fact that he's totally placing his left leg forward in an attempt to pose for that pic. That coupled with the look on his face pretty much gives away the fact that he wants to have lots of sex and babies. With you.
x
-Corianda
http://corianda-corianda.blogspot.com
This was awesome! Yay for pant-less posts! I think I may have to jump on that bandwagon. Gay old men are so mean sometimes. My friends and I said Vagina in the middle of the street and an old gay man came out of a building and threatened to call the police, then he proceeded to call us cackling hens when we started laughing. How rude.
Brilliant post as always Miss Annah. Checked Urban Dictionary and while "famosity" is not a word "famousity" is. Think we should start a campaign to get it included and linked back to your blog. Therefore bringing more famosity.
You're the best, Annah. The absolute best.
I had a *sort of* similar experience yesterday. I am in an extended stay motel for the time being after staying in a house with two roommates and while I was ironing I was like "why do I have this shirt on?" so I slung it off with a fury.
And with the recent full frontal male nudity in chick-flick-movies-for-guys I have to say, I expected a lot worse from your disclaimer.
But I got exactly what I expected from your picture: hot awesomeness. If that doesn't get you more followers, I don't know what will ;)
Mimi: Thanks babe I love your blog SO MUCH! Best fashion blog I've seen :) Was so happy when you got picked as Blog of Note.
Corianda: Dustin is a male model that way so of course he had to "pose". But no babies with Dust, lol, strictly friendship for us. We all know babies and sex mess every friendship up. hahahahaha
Pink: Cackling hens? Fack. That's a really rude and mean thing to say. What a jerk!
Mynx: Famousity would be the right way to spell it but seriously? That would be NO FUN.
Crabby Commuter: Ayyyyyy :) That's right you pump up my ego! lol. Just kidding.
Mr. O: So you're living in a hotel? OMG what is that like? How many wonderful posts do you have gathered up from that experience babes? I wouldn't rape anyone's eyes with any full frontals, trust me. I love you guys TOO much :) Even if some of my more perverted readers are begging for full frontals of Dustin. lol. And thanks for the compliment, that's not the end of nudity in here I'm sad to say. ha! I'm just getting my feet a little wet to see if you guys react by running for the hills.
just tell that moody old man your a nudest and if he doesnt like well tell him not to look LOL!!!
I so follow the "no pants for taking out the trash" rule. I never really thought about it, just assumed everyone did, haha
I consistently blog pantsless.
One day, someone is going to ask for proof.
Nice ass, Annah.
I think that most tasks are easier whilst pantsless.
Did you know that in england they call underwear "pants?"
Lol, I love crazy text talks. I go to the fridge naked during the night and no one complains????
“Ranter's: OF COURSE PANTS ARE OPTIONAL. But underwear are not. Underwears are mandatory.”
Annah, you might be surprised if you ran a poll asking if underwear is mandatory. I’m acquainted with a female who ran for governor (didn’t win) who claims to not wear panties, nor does her mother, ostensibly on the advice of their doctor.
Awesome post as always! :0)
I have to say, though, that I'm British, so when I saw the post was called Pants off (Pants in Britain meaning underwear!), I wasn't quite sure what I was letting myself in for! (Seriously, I actually looked over my shoulder before clicking the link, despite the fact that I was alone in the house!!)
I'd briefly considered going pantsless to bring some Internet fame my way, but that idea was scrapped when my lawyers said I was financially responsible in the event thousands of keyboards across the country were ruined by uncontrollable vomiting.
R U USING DRUGS.. LOL!!
LIKE THE BLOG (-:-D
I can see why you have the following you do! You will have "famosity" before you know it lol
After reading this and all the subsequent comments I now have that goofy song "Pants on the ground" playing relentlessly in my head lol
Best. Post. Ever.
jeepers, you are funny!!!
this is where the fame begins. next item on the to-do list, make that sex tape (& post it here, of course)...
PrincessBecks: That stupid old men needs a life. Blergh!
LB: Send us proof! We wanna see.
Margaret: And you're going to have to show it to them.
Samson: Thank you bebe! And yes, a few of my British readers informed me and now I feel embarrassed for having deceived them into thinking this post was more pornographic.
Darren: I laughed when I read you looked over your shoulder. I'm sorry but it may get a little more X-rated from here on out :( So make sure to close your blinds.
Mrs. Midnight: Show us! Get my blog ratings up!
Jeff: You're a wonderful writer. No need to go pantless.
Queni: NO. I am not using drugs, but you're not the first person to think so. I'm not really a "drugs" type of person. I know. Totally boring.
Don: Well I think underwear is important in a girls' life. Unless you haven't done laundry or your name is Lindsay Lohan.
CJ: Sorry :( The other day a commenter said after reading my post she couldn't stop thinking of the Macarena and I'm all "I didn't even mention that song" but at any rate then it was ME who was singing the Macarena all day!
Janet: *muah* Thanks babe. More to come.
Peachy: I'm on it!
Uh, I couldn't do that. Our plaza where we live is too busy at night too :D I would get bad reputation quickly ;)
YOUR TALENT SHINES !!!
OMG babe!!! LMAO!!! I can't believe you posted that!!! And um Mr. Dustin... Nice Legs. You're right boo, JLo ain't got nothing on you!! WORK!!!
Annah you're jus un-believable......everey time you come with something weird .....that tickles the funny bone .....
though m reading with shorts on .... loved the post n nice legs by the way ;)
Lol, awesome. I completely approve of your naked trips to the fridge. In my old house, we had neighbors on one side that could see into the kitchen. The rest of the roommates left so me and my gf spent xmas break naked. I noted the neighbors curtains were open for a while and we could plainly see into their dining room. Rule 1 of ninja: if you can see them, they can see you. Idk if they ever saw us but after a couple nights, none of their curtains facing our place were open... lol. You're fun. I'm glad to be following... still not sure if it's low standards or good writing though that keeps me here... :D
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Whaaat? No retaliation from Anonymous?!
I seriously had to check the list of comments 3 times!
I hope he's alright…. bwahahaah!
Actually can't believe you posted those pics - You're a braver woman than I but that's why we love you xox
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