Alright guys you know I don't usually do this but I seriously had a little pee dribbling down my left thigh after watching this video on Amber's page.
And I'm aware that when it comes to watching videos on blogs we're all impatient as hell but trust when I tell you, you'll love this (even if you can barely understand what this man is saying). This dog is the shit (literally)!
By the way "mind me" means do as I say in "southern speak". How do I know this? I read The Color Purple in Buenos Aires last week (and if you haven't read it, baby Jesus run to the store and buy yourself a copy).And I'm aware that when it comes to watching videos on blogs we're all impatient as hell but trust when I tell you, you'll love this (even if you can barely understand what this man is saying). This dog is the shit (literally)!
Yay to reading and learning new things! Now excuse me while I clean this house which is tragically messy and oddly smelling of scrambled eggs and lavender.
40 comments:
What the fudge! Was that guy even speaking English?
Kate x
Yes he was! :) Southerner. I love it :) "Joby I'm ovah heyah boy!" LMAOOOOOOOO
O_o That was odd... Not just the accent but the video itself.
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Have to say the end of the video is not what I was expecting. From what I heard the dog would have been OK if that guy did leave without him. Glad to have you back girl and have an awesome weekend.
Odie
Yeah, he is almost speaking Gullah. If they want the translation, hit up my blog.
Glad you thought it as funny as I did. I is the shit (pun TOTALLY intended)!!!!
That was definitely worth the minute 44!
That was well off the awesome charts!
That was soo funny...I was laughing so hard that no sound came out!!
My dad walked pass and had a little chuckle too tee hee :P
That was most amusing
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That was priceless. He sounds just like the hubs friend from college which made it even better.
Joby that was just naaaastiest thing I evu seen.
Bahahahaha.
Lmao. Hilarious. Not expecting that ending! Just for the record though...that was a totally FAKE Southern accent. I would know. LOL
Magnolia: SHUT UP! Are you serious? Oh dayum. LMAO.... I guess I feel like an idiot now. hahahahaha. Still funny as hell though.
That is totally a Louisiana accent. He sounds like most of the people from my hometown.
I believe it to be english, but only because I was able to pick up the words "shit", "mind me" and "ball" in there somewhere. Which just reminds me of things my ex used to say to me.
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The Color Purple? Sounds a little more educational than the book I just picked up.
If you haven't read I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, you should. Like. Now.
This is utterly, utterly hilarious...I don't think I've ever laughed so much at something so simple. And my goodness, *what* an accent, I understood about two words of the whole rambling monologue, which added to the hilarity.
Should I be horrified that after living in Texas almost 16 years I had no trouble at all understanding him?
OH MY GOD!!! I am going to start talking to my daughter wit that kid of accent during the day just to entertain myself!!! Once again you made my day!
Jess
Um, that was a TRUE Southern accent. I mean, not ALL of us sound that way, but I know 20 people personally that speak just like that, so I have no idea where Magnolia is getting his/her information.
Come visit Charleston and talk to any bakset weaver from the islands and they sound JUST LIKE THAT. Actually, maybe worse, because I can actually make out what the dude in the video is saying.
Molly: That's what I thought. Something like the people from N'ahlins. Lovely lovely accent I think (and I'm being serious, not sarcastic). It's just a drawl :)
Simple Dude: Awwwww. Poor baby. lol
Jeff: I've heard only good things about that
book. I seriously DO have to pick up a copy and read it. My friends say I'm the girl version of the guy so I must see what in the hell they're referring to.
Sam: Isn't it hilarious! Oh God the ending. I cry of laughter.
Luna: NOT AT ALL. I find that accent totally cool and just awesome. I LOVED the video I've seen it like twenty times. LMAO
Jess: Glad to be of service.
Amber: It sounds pretty authentic but I'm not from the south :( Kinda sounds like people I encountered in New Orleans.
OMG. I am totally curious as to what prompts these people to put videos like this on YouTube, but it's always a good thing for the viewers! Cute dog though, even if he did shit in the water.
I seriously hope that's his real accent. It's great. Hahaha!
-Liz
Oh,yes. That was authentic Deep-South Southern. It's so much like gibberish that it sounds fake, but it's real. It's not Tennessee or Texas or South Carolina. It's the Gulf Coast. Or as they say down there "The Guff."
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Oh my god now that's SOUTHERN. While I havn't read The Color Purple I have watched the movie and it's absolutely amazing. I cry every time. And then I sing "Miss Celie's Blues" for like, 2 weeks after,lol.
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Very funny. That guy's voice was hilarious, and I love the dog's apparent deafness to everything the guy said. Yep, dat dawg mind him real good! LOL! :)
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I'm a Southerner and nowhere near that country but I understood everything he said...LOL!!!
Haha this is exactly what Southern people sound like on xbox.. haha.. woops I feel nerdy for having only the xbox to connect me to different regions of America. By the way I think I accidentally commented on the wrong post when I meant to comment on a different one yesterday. I think my dumbass confused it since usually the commenting section is at the bottom of each post whereas you do the opposite. Nothing wrong of course, just clarifying if you think a comment of mine was confusing.
Holy Shit, that was hilarious! I've seen blog vids before and never really been impressed... UNTIL now! Congrats on having the first vid blog that I liked. You've won your life. I shall not ninja you to death now.... well not for a crappy vid post anyway. You'll probably screw up eventually though...
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Is it sad that I understood everything he was saying? LOL.
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Hahahaha! I love the narrator. It is English he is speaking right?? LOLOLOLOL
I love how the owner keeps saying that the dog is making it's way over to him. Clearly the dog does not care about the owner. He is in his own little world playing with the pink ball. I love how the owner than says that the dog needs to meditate. That last part where the dog took a poo in the Ocean and the owner clearly high tailing it out of there was Priceless!
It should go
Pink ball : $5
Boxer: $500
Video Camera: $200
Your dog taking a poo in the ocean and you having it on tape: PRICELESS!
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Hey chica! Thanks for the bloggy love, but I gotta tell ya, I'm waaaaay over Twilight. It's all about True Blood these days, doncha know. ;) Hope you are well! xoxo
Nice blog
Scrambled eggs and lavender? Has the Spaniard been cooking breakfast for you too???
What? I like fresh flowers in the morning.
Just found your email, babes. Sorry - have been being inundated of late with weirdos. Will answer tomorrow (apres guest departure).
- B x
Eamonn: I LOVE HIM TOO! And yup, good ol' English. errrr, something like that.
Xylina: Exactly. PRICELESS.
Ana: I changed it. And hell yeah it's all about the True Blood. I knew you'd come to your senses eventually.
Ninja Mike: I am HONORED. And thanks for the vote of faith, you jerkie.
Barreness: No Spaniard, or any men have been cooking for me lately. Celibate, remember? Begh!
Ahhh yes I saw this video featured on Sportsnation on ESPN2.
Yes; I saw this video on ESPN2.
On an unrelated note, I've mentioned Red Means Go in my latest blog. Wanted to mention it not for the shameless promotion, but because I thought it'd be nice. I swear.
Bahahahahaha
Funny as shit !!!!
Joby!!!!
He mind so good
dont go in tha damn watarrr-
oh damn that shit dog
crank tha car up gurl i aint takin tha shitty dog home wit me
LMAO
I love Joby! hahahahahaha! That beach reminds me of Daytona Beach and how boring it was...I wish I would have ran into Joby he just made might day! ROTFL!
hahaha. that is awesome. I have friends that talk just like that.
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My favorite was when the guy was warning the dog that he was gonna get wet in the water. The dog knew what was up, though. Toilets are filled with water.
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ooooo myyyy. I was laughing the whole way through. it was when it was over and i would think of it when i started to really break down. ooo gosh thanks for this. im canadian but ive been to nashville so naturally that means i should understand him. I couldnt make out anything except the odd word. certainly not the dogs name. wtf.
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