Monday

Come Away With Me...

Guys!

So my best friend Olivia was down from NYC this weekend and we fought hard with the weather but won and partied our asses off until the sun came up Sunday morning.

It was raining cats and dogs all weekend but I'll be damned if I let a little water get in the way of me and fabulous blowdried hair so inevitably I wrapped my head in a scarf until I entered the club and didn't give a shit if everyone was looking at me weird and calling me Aunt Jemima.
We had a pretty successful reunion of the original five best friends from elementary school and Britt took some pictures to document the monumental occasion.
Anyhow, when we got home at seven in the morning I wasn't able to do my usual comments/followers' stalking via my Blackberry because it died on me so guess what? I woke up at 2:00 p.m. in Little Person's bed and ran to Lola's room to steal her iphone and after like ten minutes of trying to figure out how to work the damn thing I found an "app" for my blog.
Lola made a red lip app so she could stalk me. Um, Lola... you're the gayest most fabulous person I know. Anyhow, I clicked in and then after a little waiting the results were in and you guys had officially made me famous by giving me 1001 followers!

I started jumping and dancing in my underwear while Olivia and Lola told me to shut the fuck up and let them sleep. Then I went to the kitchen and threw some whiskey on the floor for the saints (don't tell Lola) while I took a "water shot" to celebrate because I couldn't swallow another drop of alcohol and then I went back to sleep... woooooh. I'm tired.

Where was I going with this whole thing?

Oh yeah, it's Monday and it's been a demanding weekend of job hunting and random annoyances, so today I'm going to switch it up and just show you some pictures of one of the main reasons why I have $1.27 in my bank account: traveling.
p.s. Most of these pictures were taken with cheap or even disposable cameras. I hope to one day be able to buy a fabulous DSLR Canon and take better pictures (that's if I'm ever able to find a job/become famous and afford a trip ever again).
Notice how the pictures of Miami are mostly at night. This vampire rarely leaves her lair during the day. I hope you have the most beautiful Monday (oxymoron) ever.

Kisses and vodka flavored hugs,
Annah

p.s. I want a cupcake.

43 comments:

WrenRennard said...

Fantastic photos!! Makes me feel SO COLD in Melbourne though :(
Travelling is the best thing in the world :)

theTsaritsa said...

Oh wow, you have done a lot of traveling recently! I love the photo of the lion statue with the kitty laying next to it-- so cute! :)

Happy end of weekend :/

DanWins said...

Picture with Mickey is a kick.......

And I could have sworn I saw some "new" duck face pictures in your followers the other day. You may need to go do a Duck Face Search in there soon.

love.this.apartment said...

This weekend I kept making mental notes to myself every time I made a duck face..thus making me think of your blog. If that's not ultimate famosity, I don't know what is.

Love all the pics of your travels! When I get a job again I would LOVE to see everything!

Lola said...

Ha ha yes my love I am super gay but you love me stalking your blog... And you love the little app I created for you...
This weekend was super fun!!

Famosity will be yours very soon!!

Mei said...

Just FYI, the button is on the right...

Annah said...

Wren: I am just DYING DYING DYING to go to Australia. That is my TOP lust destination. One day...

Tsaritsa: I love that one too! It was my favorite from the entire trip.

Dan: Mickey is a class act. And likes his booze quite a bit from what I could perceive.

Mei: Thanks babe! I'm such a lost soul without you boo.

Lola: I love you, your button, your gayness, and this weekend. *muah*

Love.This.Apartment: Yes ma'am you must. It's a beautiful world out there.

Mynx said...

Oh Annah, Come to Australia, enjoy our sites, cuddle a Koala or two. I'll be your tour guide if you want.
So thrilled you took the time to read and comment on my humble blog. My first comment ever Yay.
Can only hope a little bit of your famosity rubs off on me :)

Gina said...

You are so lucky. I wish to travel to all those places one day.

p-i-a said...

i don't have your famosity button on my blog (which i have not even started writing in yet), but i've listed you as one of my fave websites on my side bar. :)

TheGirlisAlright said...

Holy Hell, you've been everywhere! I'm jealous!
You should get a Nikon instead because Canon's have this flaw where there lens screws up.

sophie isabelle said...

muy bienn post! me gusta.

Don said...

I love your photos, but I’m wondering what I should do so they are completely visible instead of having part of the right side chopped off.

Enjoy your fame, but get a job and stop throwing whiskey on the floor until you can afford it. :-)

Odie Langley said...

Annah I did miss you yesterday but am happy that you had such a good night out on the town. You made up for it with the great blog this morning. There is really some awesome shots of you and believe me, you are already famous here in NC. You are beautiful, funny and entertaining. Makes my existence here seem really boring. We don't have clubs & night spots that you do. Have an awesome monday and I will be anxiously waiting for your next great blog.

Kez* said...

i want to go to egypt, Italy, Greece, France, America. how long did it take you to sae up enough cash? and did you plan anything or did you just arrive and see what happens?
Kez*

Caitlin N said...

Damn. Now I want a cupcake and I don't even feel good.

Amber said...

Lookee, lookee, it didn't take me ten years to read your post and comment.

Love the pictures....um, REALLY love the one with Mickey Rourk. He is just freaky enough to really do it for me.

Button? So copy and pasted and added to my site. Famosity is yours, baby.

Lacie said...

Um, where the hell is my email?

Smart Ass Sara said...

I would like to travel. But it requires work- like getting a passport and I can't be bothered with that shit until I have an assistant.

BUT..I'm going to Chicago this weekend. And Vegas in May...hoping. BUT last night I got the driving tour of Minneapolis ghetto thank you to construction and a confused GPS. YAY!

pinaBBY said...

Annah, you're epic! I absolutely loved reading your blog and had to subscribe you :) I think that this is so great and fun to read, that I'm going to help catapult you into Famosity by sticking your button to my site :D

Janet said...

Ugh. I hate you and your fabulous traveling-lifestyle.

Sher said...

Cat with teh Lion stature=priceless!

Kendahl, Stepmom Extraordinaire said...

I was at Walmart yesterday and followed a guy trying to get a picture of him just for you. I want you to know that I am officially a stalker because of you. :D I didn't get the picture, so let me describe it...

see-through white short-sleeved shirt, denim jeans barely long enough to cover boxers, black knee-high socks and bright fucking yellow Crocs. Absolutely awful. And I think he thought I liked him, because I was following him around Walmart. It was amazing.

I added you to my 'sites i love' page. I also changed your alt tag to say 'Annah = funny' because I'm cool like that!

Leah Mraz said...

I have just helped to pimp you out from my small corner of the world. :)

http://waitingforhalleyscomet.blogspot.com/2010/07/red-means-go-shout-out.html

P.S. Get a Nikon one day instead. :)

Annah said...

Kendahl: LOL be careful or you may have some new sexy stalkers every time you go to Walmart.

Sher: I know! I took forever just to get the damn cat to stay still. He was such a cutie/lazy pie.

Janet: I love you too. *MUAH*

Pina: THANK YOU. Yay! *does happy dance*

Amber: Mickey is epic.

Lacie: OMG did I owe you an email that I forgot to send? LEMME SEE ;)

Fifi said...

Omgosh your pics are giving me the travel bug! hehe! but it looks like you had such a mighty fine time whilst travelling that the bank balance will allll be worth it!
good luck with your job searching xoxo

Christy said...

My world traveling friend, only you can wear a scarf around your head, look like aunt jemima, make us want to eat pancakes and still look HOT!!! Love the pictures too!!! XoXo

Mr. Condescending said...

I'm taking you as a tour guide to all these places.

TheUnwashedMass said...

Did Mickey Rourke crack on to you?

That means "Did he hit on you?", not "did he place some drugs on you?" or something.

Queen of the Rant said...

You met Micky wow u r famous!

Ms. C. said...

A couple of things...First HOLY SHIT, MICKEY ROURKE! He looks like a whack-job now, but 9 1/2 Weeks made him a sexy beast, yo! Second, I had TWO cupcakes the other night...TWO! One was carrot cake and the other...RED VELVET BITCHES!!! It was so good it was borderline retarded. Oh, and check this shit out...JOHNNIE DEPP is in town (my town, not your town) because he's filming a movie! You should come here and stalk him with me. Would be fun.

pattypunker said...

yo hooka, you sure do get around. love the pics.

ps: that's one bodacious rack on you.

Annah said...

Ms. C: He is a wack job but he's an animal lover so he's okay in my book. And where do you live?! Let's go stalk Johnnie together!

Queen of Rant: I guess I am (you're making me laugh)

Patty: Thank you dahling :) I am such a good whore.

UnwashedMass: AT ALL! Me: Oh my God I am such a fan, may I please take a picture with you. Mickey: Smiles and just nods his head.

That was it. bahahahha. What a show!

Charles said...

Awesome pictures. How do you travel so much with so little job income?!

Lucky Lucky.

The thing wrapped around your head is a very good look for you.... maybe you should try a turban next....?

http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.com

Annah said...

Mijo: Back then I did have income... and 'member my best friend is a flight attendant, so most of these flights have been free. All I've needed has been hotel and spending money. *sigh*. I need a job or famosity, like, YESTERDAY!

Brenny said...

youre friend with the iphone is the coolest!

jayc said...

ahh. that's crazy amazing. i'm going to travel so much when i'm older. i don't care if i'm broke. LOL...kind of bad mentality. But hey, i'd rather be poor with great experiences than rich and un-cultured!

Jazz Stanton (The Date Experiment) said...

Ha! You think your Aunt Jemima get-up is bad? I have tied a plastic shopping bag around my head in rainy weather... I may have looked like Marvin the Martian, but my "sexy" was preserved...LOL.

slushygirl said...

Give me that car, STAT!

Annah said...

Brenny: She is. She's the devil, but I mean that with all the love in the world. LMAO

JayC: Savings are important, but... I love me some traveling. Let's see if going forward I can manage both.

SlushyGirl: I've had to push that stupid thing one too many times for it to start, but I love it :)

Angie said...

This will be a mooshy emo note, we’ve actually known each more for like 2 decades, and if I may say so myself, I think we all look pretty great (despite some of us having kids, dogs, financial problems, sanity problems, drinking problems, etc.) We are as diverse as they come, 4 different nationalities, multiple personalities, but we all have one great big beautiful heart and that is what has kept our friendship intact through the years. No matter where any of us are in our lives, even if we drift apart for a bit, we know that when we all hang out is like if nothing else out there matters, but our friendship. I love you girls! Muah!

One of my favorite posts so far (not a biased opinion) : )

c.honna said...

You are the hottest Aunt Jemima Ever!!!
I will eat your pancakes any day-

I had an awesome time this weekend- we cant wait too long before all getting together again and paint the town red- or our tongues for that matter - heheheh

Great Post -
To Famosityyyyyy And Beyonddddd !!!!! < Screams like buzzlight year

David Kemmerly said...

Neat pictures, you've been all over! Here's another Come Away With Me blog concerning the singer: http://backinthenineties.blogspot.com/