I have been told through the grapevine that the ads featured on the sidebar will reflect the content of my blog, so I'm sure my ads will be made up of the following products and services:
Now that I look at it, this pretty much comprises my entire blog (the products) so that's awesome! Also, I figured they'd try to sell crack or crack rehabilitation services too, but I don't think Google condones that sort of behavior so that's that.
I will be adding an About Me and FAQ section at some point as well (if I ever get my head out of dog poop long enough to have time and write a new post and conjure up the energy to make these sections happen). Okay, that was it. Resume your daily activities, my people.
p.s. New post coming tomorrow and it's about sex! Something tells me you're going to enjoy it.
Unrelated sidenote (sort of): I just got my first kind of negative comment while I was asleep but evidently I'm too slow to decipher its meaning.
I will be adding an About Me and FAQ section at some point as well (if I ever get my head out of dog poop long enough to have time and write a new post and conjure up the energy to make these sections happen). Okay, that was it. Resume your daily activities, my people.
p.s. New post coming tomorrow and it's about sex! Something tells me you're going to enjoy it.
Unrelated sidenote (sort of): I just got my first kind of negative comment while I was asleep but evidently I'm too slow to decipher its meaning.
I guess I'm new to this because my first instinct was to write him a poem! So here it is.
At any rate, I can't please everyone in this life (especially when I'm chasing famosity) so I'll take this time to say thank you once again to all of you and your fantastic comments and hilarious follower pictures which crack up even in the midst of job hunting which is no fun and all the other bullshit that comes along. Also thank you to Lucy Lopez from Power 96 (she's famous, guys!) for tweeting about my blog.
What else can I say except, you make my "blogger for the sake of blogging" heart sing. Big sloppy kisses and a forehead lick too.
53 comments:
Someone invented doggie diapers?!?! Holy crap!
Any time I've ever told people what I was going to be posting about I always inevitably posted something completely different. Maybe I really DO have ADD?!? Then I looked in my edit blogs section and found like 15 blogs I had yet to complete...Some of them heinous and some pretty entertaining. Gah! I suck.
Hed: I think they did. Did I just give away a patentable idea like that? Dang! Missed my chance for riches. Famosity needs to save my broke ass I guess.
Ms. C :) I've been working on this post for like a week so I BETTER post. LMAO.
Also, if you saw my drafts, it's pretty horrible the stuff I have in there (a post jungle). *muah*
LOL I'm looking forward to those ads, especially the Grey Goose bottle...LMAO (patiently waiting for tomorrows post) :)
The drafts section!
Dun dun DUNNNN!
Damn it, Annah! I am supposed to be working and here I am reading and commenting on your blog!! I just cannot hekp myself.
:stands on a SHIT TON of work shaking fist in the air:
DAMN YOU ANNAH BANANA!!
You know I am just kidding and just wanting to share some love (in my own way of course).
Post about sex? Are we that easily pleased?
Yes. Yes we are.
Yay for posts about sex! I don't think your follower Sex and Celibacy will condone a post like that though...LOL!
Sometimes people tell me when they read my blog they laugh. I automatically tell them they need to read yours because you are like three hundred thousand times funnier than I am. People who think I'm funny lead mundane lives or something.
The ad thing is a good idea; however, I fear that there may also be ads for dayglow clothing and pepto ...
i need to find these doggie diapers...
my moms dog pees everyyyywwwhhheerrrree
Excellent. I've been needing a good online source for sex tapes and ninja stars!
I'll look forward to the sex story. Maybe I'll have one of my own by then. Not that I can share it because my mom reads my blog- that'd be weird.
Who are you doing your advertising through? I'm getting ads pretty soon with BlogHer.
Kendahl :) Thank you HUNNY. I will soon be asking everyone to whore me out. Like, officially whore me out. lol. But not yet.
Alexa: That's what I thought!
Suz: Google ads my darling. It's not going to make me a lot now, but when I'm famous, I'm hoping it pays for groceries. Because groceries are the best thing to happen to mankind! Yay!
Tanja: I do too. Did you see my last post?
Tyrie: Shit you know me better than I know myself. I need Pepto Bismol ads for sure!
Jazz: OMG I went to that site you told me about today. I couldn't stop cracking up.
Margaret: How's famosity treating you after getting the B.O.N.e?
Amber: Get back to work or no ring for you!
Unwashed: Oh yes you are...... Now I'm feeling the pressure about the sex post.
Yaimy! I missed you. I think it's a cute post. I don't know. Damn blog erectile disfuction is getting the best of me.
Yes Annah, can't wait for the post tomorrow. But seriously girl your art work is so refreshing & you never cease to impress me with the stuff you come up with to make our day better. Thanks
Well Annah I was thinking about mentioning Adsense to you because of the number of followers you have now. I have adsense on my blog but not enough followers so it doesn't buy coffee but maybe someday you guys will make it over to my place and enjoy what you read and follow me too...That would be GREAT...
Sure hope that maybe you will get enough to buy some coffee cause its so good :) and YEEHAW for Sex post tomorrow :D can't wait.
hahaha we are indeed easily amused! but you are on trial celibacy are you not? *shivers*
These are going to be some pretty interesting ads... can't wait!
Vodka, vampires and sex posts... what's not to love about that?! Looking forward to reading what x-rated stuff you conjure up for tomorrow's post!!!
I think you should ask them to promote your blog, I mean they could be getting traffic from people thinking that they were coming here, but they end up on a Bible Study site...LOL!
Sex.
My 6th grade teacher posted that word up on the blackboard when we wouldn't shut up. He said no matter the age, that word always gets everyone's attention.
I am still a total Beavis about Sex...heh heh...uh, sex. Yeah, like, sex.
Gawd.
Change is never a bad thing! Can't wait for tomorrows POST!!
Since we're both unemployed I was hoping that at least one of us would start making moolah off the internet soon. Your 1100+ followers seems like it will be more profitable than my 20. Can't wait to see the ridiculous ads that show up!
Ad's or no ad's i really do laugh out loud at your posts honestly!!!
i was reading some at work yesterday and i laughed out loud and everyone looked at me as if i'd gone out, my work is pretty mundane so to laugh at what people think is nothing makes me look pretty insain, but then what's the point in been plain and boring lmao!!
My ads start tomorrow too! Yay for us! I, however, am hoping that mine will pay for those pink sucker rings that taste like strawberries on crack. You know. The ones that get caught in your hair when you try to lick them. Thirty-nine pennies and I'll have my very own!
Oh Annah now that I have found your blog I cannot imagine my life with out it,
Love: I can't wait either! I wonder what they're going to try and sell upin here.
PrincessBeks: Ay honey, gracias gracias gracias. That makes my day.
Lacie: I love those. Hmmmmmm, now I want one.
Joei: I can picture you with the Butthead voice saying that over and over. It's funny, in a creepy way.
Christy: Yes it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fifi: Exactly! I am on celibacy. So let's see how this "sex" post actually comes out.
Caitlin: Hey babes! In two days we will know.
Ranters: Sounds delicious! All that stuff mixed together.
Jazz: Your little discovery will be part of the post tomorrow :)
OOOOOooooovvveeeeyyyy (how every you spell it)
Damn! DAmn!! DAMN!!!
Werent paying attention and now I am all the way down here near the bottom. Rat Fart!
Was working on some of the things for my blog and completely missed gettin in early. Oh, Well.
I am here now and All I have to Say is -- Its about darn time Girlo, you have enough interesting things that you discuss.
Good luck and if you ever do make enough for that cup of coffee save up enough for three and you me and Scrappy can sit down and decide who and how to divide up the blogging world. I have my Copy of Sun-tzu's The Art of War right here and we can figure out the strategy.
:)
Love Ya Girlo and have a Good Day.
Dear dedhor (again),
I will give you $50 for the complete set of sex tapes.
also: facebook frequently advertises rehab centers to me. Which i think is really hilarious and ironic. well maybe not ironic. Maybe just good marketing.
Also: i will pay you $10 per week if you advertise my escort service on the advertising section. It will be a picture of me almost naked.... but hey... 10 dollars. how can you go wrong?
http://arealgodblog.blogspot.com
Before I was a stay at home mommy, I was a bartender...here is your drink recipe....Who says you can't turn a whore into a housewife??? That was totally a joke. Just so you know. Sorry, when I break out the blender these days, it is usually for the baby's fruity messes. I like your blog because it reminds me of when I still had an interesting day here and there....
1 shot of southern comfort
almost fill rest of 8oz glass with cranberry juice.,
then top with a splash of O.J., just enough to muddy it up a bit.
We live in nowhere, so we call this a REDNECK COSMO. I am going to have one while I read your post about sex. TMI I know..but everyone else here just drools when I say things to them.....including my husband.;-) http://domesticengineer29.blogspot.com
P.S. My new tiny little, no one knows my name blog earned 1.44 so far this month with google ad sense...that should buy you coffee....ok not starbucks but somewhere???? Right? Good luck!
OH! I can't wait to see what you made of that...I'm so anxious to see now...you shouldn't have told me...LOL!
This is only the beginning Annah...someday we'll see you on TV hawking Viagra or Cialis and explaining what to do with a four hour erection!
I find that my ads tend to talk about cats and incontinence. I don't really see the correlation.
Anyway, if you are using adsence, let me know if you ever figure out how to get them to pay you. They owe me a bit of money, but at the moment it's imaginary as it never gets sent to me. :(
I'll click the hell out of those ads for you baby!
Better yet, let's me and you invent something spectacular and sell it on our blogs.
Yeah for coffee! :)
Love every one of your posts I have read so far. We even share one follower now so I feel a little of your amazing famosity has rubbed off like glitter. Bring on the ads and the sex story. I cant wait.
Can You Imagine A
Vampire who is wearing doggie diapers-
watching an Annah has gone wild film-
while eating vodka doused cupcakes and practicing his ninja stars flinging skills ?
NOW thats some shit right there !!!!
hahahahahah LMAO
This is awesome. It is rare to see something as funny and witty as this...keep it up!
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Another blogger blogging for the sake of blogging bites the dust.
Will be unsubscribing. It has been a good read for the past few months.
Timmy: From your mouth to God's ears!
Honna: Vodka doused cupcakes? You read my mind!
Timi: Thanks for the love! It was kind of necessary when I read it so it was purrrrfect.
Golduck: Thanks for the heads up and THANK you so much for following for the time you did. I really do appreciate it tons :)
Mynx: I love glitter!
Mei: We'll hunt our money down together! All 65 cents.
that comment sounded like some kind of riddle meant to never be deciphered... loved your poem though; very deep :)
I think he was saying that now you're only in it for the money, rather than the blogging. YOU MASSIVE SELL-OUT!
Pure Mama: Thank you dah-ling. I thought so too.
Unwashed: I'm a total sell-out! I'm going to cash out my $1.45 and run to a place where I'll never blog again! bahahahahha
Goldluck sounds like a bit of a self-important douche. He was not worthy to follow if he can't appreciate the awesomeness that is your blog. Cheers to you! :)
i think your blog completes me! i loves it! and whats this guy saying blogging for the sake of blogging!!! YOUR BLOGGING FOR THE SAKE OF FAMOSITY duhhhh! and secondly i blog just for the sake of blogging!! not like im doing it to get paid! well i love your awesome blog and on top of that i loved the last post about celibacy!! cracked my ass right up!
Yey im a hot friend!!
Stop blogging and focus solely on poetry...u've got a bright future as a famous poet! ;) Love the blog, you're hilarious, if I lived in Miami, (or you in PA), I'd take you out for a drink or ten to celebrate the first kinda-negative comment!
Oh my,
this negative exfollower of yours is an acquaintance and follower of mine.
Ah blogosphere, a world so small.
Uhm... Blue man guy here, haha... following all the way from Cape Town, South Africa... Loving your blog!
I like the poem lol (especially the "yo" at the end)
It almost makes me want to unfollow you so that you can write one for me...
nah... :]
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