Monday

Oh Mah Gah Mondays: The-I'm-So-Depressed-I'm-Giving-You-Guys-a-Bonus-Edition

Good morning my peeps! I've been stuck home all weekend pondering on life's choices and why we sometimes pick the paths we do (I know I'm getting all philosophical but you'll understand why on the next post) hence I didn't have the honor of hunting down your usual Oh Mah Gah Monday disaster with a bow and arrow and the courage of Robin Hood. It's all good though, because my fabulous ninja-in-training Lola went out this Saturday night and had a little too much fun getting me all sorts of disastrous pictures so it's only right I hereby knight her the "OMGM Superwoman: Official Defender of all Things Classy."



Anyhow, I don't even have to say what's wrong with today's Oh Mah Gah Monday winners because words wouldn't suffice and you guys are better at describing them anyway... Tomorrow's post may be a bit of a Debbie Downer (sorry!) but at least I can say that there's nudity AND Ricky Martin in it... so you might just enjoy it. Til' tomorrow my little vampires.

27 comments:

Janet said...

What. The. Fuck.

Christy said...

Hahaha love it.

Lola- defender of all that's classy! said...

Thank you for crowning me as the "OMGM Superwoman", I feel so special! I was on a mission this Saturday just for you. My peeps were scared that i would get punched in the face.... What we won't do for a good laugh!!! You are welcome everyone, lmao!

SuzRocks said...

So what's wrong with that boob-baring dress/top/thing? I've got it in green...

Amber said...

Damn, Annah, I bought you that green dress for your birthday, just got it in cobalt blue instead.......I guess I need to take it back.

Shit, I hope I can still find the receipt....

Annah said...

Amber I would wear the shit out of that green dress! BUT ONLY if it's in hot pink. I love tutu's I'm not even gonna try to pretend otherwise. :)

Stephanie Ann said...

Okay the girl in that first picture is one of those that looks in the mirror at home and goes, "Hell yeah!" You can just tell it. And I'm pretty sure back in 1988 I had a Barbie with the same neon yellow/green and fuchsia dress as the girl in the 3rd picture. As for the last picture... I don't know your friend, but I have mad respect for her bravery.

LovelyGirl said...

A tutu? Was she really wearing a lime green tutu with hot pink trimming? I'm confused. Did she not have time to change after her ballet recital?

fizzee rascal said...

He's missing tattoos, and his hair is too grey, but that aside, the guy in the last pic seems to look very much like me. Which is worrying.

Annah said...

Stephanie: I thought the same thing about the first girl which is disturbing because all I want to do is run with a needle and pop her melons. I know, I'm mean.

Lovely: I have NO IDEA.

Fizzee: But do you own a mesh shirt and overalls? That is the real question here.

Ella said...

Love this! I should take some pictures around my town and send 'em your way.

I think you'd appreciate the midwest Oh Mah Gah's.

Kendahl, Stepmom Extraordinaire said...

I don't think it could be said any better than Oh Mah Gah. Seriously, today's are some winners. Way to go Lola!

Amanda said...

The person in the pink and green dress....drag queen? Excellent pics.

Annah said...

Ella: I'm all for it! Let's do it :)

Kendahl: When I opened my email and saw all this I was like "WOAH ! AWESOME-NESS!"

Amanda: Not a drag queen hun. Just a regular girl :) YIKES

Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

Wait: I think that's ME in the first pic. Shit.

Mademoiselle Hautemess said...

And it isn't even Halloween....wow...

Mrs Midnite said...

I think you need some OMGM pictures from the UK. The lovely ladies in Edinburgh often forget items of clothing then spend hours in club toilets taking pictures. Possibly this is to remind them that they should change out of their night dress before going out next week.

Don said...

Nudity tomorrow? I hope it’s not guys. :-)

Phoenix said...

Holy crap that is NOT what a corset is for! Those are some serious shelf boobs and that is NOT cool! Yikes!!!

I hope the philosophizing is being done safely and without too many narcotics, my dear.

Annah said...

Phoenix, the philosophizing was and still is being done with liquor, Michael Bolton and Ricky Martin. It will all make sense tomorrow, I PROMISH :)

Meg said...

This is pure gold. GOLD.

Timoteo said...

I'll probably enjoy the nudity if it's NOT Ricky Martin!

Veronica said...

I'm left wobbling between 'OhMYgod' and 'I love these photos!' That's probably not a bad thing.

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

This is awesome. Found you on 20sb.

Sono Eliane Anderson-Kei said...

THOSE BOOBS WUTTTTTTTTTTT.

Also that neon pink and green dress. Lol.
That dress
is seriously
amazing.

pattypunker said...

tell me where you go. i'm in search of my biological parents.

rebecca said...

hahaha. wooow