The last choice hasn't posted anything in over a month! I mean, really?!? Her last post mentioned a tornado and hail so God knows where the heck she is, unaware she's been bestowed the fabulous Blog of Note crown meanwhile I'm here sacrificing chickens to get noted all the while Blogger ignores the shit out of me.
Below is a trail of the conversations I've had with Blogger via Twitter so you see the extent at which Blogger is laughing at my expense (yes, they're conversations and the fact they only go one way is a minor technicality).
Here are the chickens I sacrificed for them. I'm a supporter of PETA so I can't actually kill any real chickens. It's the thought that counts, guys. 
But do you guys think that Blogger cares? Nope. They could give three shits about me and my impending need for famosity or the fact that I'm too poor to eat real chickens yet I'm sacrificing twenty just for them.
Whatever. You lose some, you gain some. My wonderful new internet friend Sono made me some brownies yesterday and sent them to me via email which I thought was pretty awesome since they're absolutely delicious with none of the calories.
Take that, Blogger! I have yummy calorie- free brownies and what do you have? A blog about taxis and a bunch of dead chickens.
38 comments:
I think if I were to get BON I'd start suffering from severe performance anxiety. I'll happily put my 2 cents in with Blogger about making you BON though!
Are you serious?! Oh my God I will bake you real brownies. Sidenote: I can't bake so maybe not a good idea. lol. And SO TRUE about the performance anxiety. lol
Maybe we should send Blogger some internet brownies as a bribe to BoN you!
Sono! What a fabulous idea. Wanna send them brownies for me? Since it's likely all my Twitter posts to @Blogger go to the garbage can. Bahhaha. And that "BON me" reminds me of a bong for some reason. See... now you got me thinking of bongs and brownies and they go together hand in hand, you know? Oh my.
I have absolutely nooooo idea what makes blogger choose some blogs as Blog of Notes.Aparently you just have to post a lot of pictures--my observation lol.
Also,you're awesome funny! :)you'll get there :)
You are cracking me up here.. I love the illustrations, and I'm jealous of your brownies.
i thought this was going to be a post about your random brown eyes stalker dudes that you text... BON read BONE...i'm slightly dissapointed. :/
I thought only dudes had performance anxiety.
Girly keep doing your thing cause you might not be B.O.N., but we are certainly enjoying your blogs...
P.S. I love asking I will do you the favor...LMAO
LOL sorry I meant on my P.S. I love BAKING
I’m hooked on you. No, I’m not a fish. I’m just an old coot who stumbled in here from somewhere and began reading your blog. OMG, you can’t be real. You’re too freaking hilarious to be real. Where have you been all of my life? :-)
Sweta: Girl... I was just informed I may have to kill fluffy white bunnies so I don't know how I'm going to go about doing that one.
Jennifer: They were delicious and ZERO calories. I love the internet.
SumSum: "Just bone me already!" That would be an awesome blog post title. Ha! Too bad I'm on a six month celibacy vow... More on that on the next post actually.
Timmy: We all have performance anxiety darling.
Yaimy: Start baking sugar.
Maybe somehow they thought you were really killing chickens. Maybe a pic of you covered with little chicks would finally get their attention.
Screw Blogger, you've got virtual brownies!
You probably get more comments than those blogs do anyway.
Annah,
We that blog with you are in much the same boat. More times than not that boat is sinking.
Where? I don't know but BON is Sinking Deeper and Deeper.
The only thing we can do is make it as Painless as possible and hope for the best.
Oh, and please no Freudian Psycho Analysis on my comment as Freud was a cocaine addicted nut case on his own.
As I have verified myself to be a NUT CASE I need to ..........
oh, where was I going?
Hmmmmmmm those brownies look GOOD!
May I have one please?
Seriously, guys! Screw that. Who needs to be B.O.N.'D anyway?! Let's have a motherfuck*ng virtual brownie party and kick this weekend off in style. Bongs optional.
And Dan of course! All you can eat brownie buffet.
Chicken, bunnies, and virgins... oh my!!! I didnt know blogging was so intense!!
I have my bong in hand, so let's get down, girl. Fuck BON. (But consequently, if BON is reading this, you can check out my blog too.....shhh, don't tell anyone else)....back to what I was saying. What? Oh, yeah, fuck BON.
I write potential blog entries in my notes section of my Blackberry as well.
Brilliant minds think alike, baby.
I pretty much just wing it every night. I never really plan my shit out- I get ideas but usually forget them. Or I write them down and then forget where I wrote them down. So I just wing it and sometimes it makes no sense. It's just how the wheels crank up here.
Okay, so upon initially reading your title I thought you wanted to be boned. And then I thought, "wow, this girl is desperate". And then I read your post and thought, "okay, she's not desperate, and more than a little funny", and then I thought, "hey, that bitch is going to steal my Pulitzer!"
:)
Two Thumbs up for this Blog . . .
Interesting . . . looking forward for your new Post
By the way like the NEON Post . . ahahaha
care to exchange links...
Fedge Shacks
I always wondered how one could become a Blog of Note....
Who the fuck is BON and why isnt he Bonning you?
- Oh yeah Celibacy - well thats why gurl, let BON know youll let him BBBBOOOONNNNNN You !
tell him like your header on this blog
" Just BON me Already!!"
jajajaja
I'm new to blogging, but this blog of note thing sounds intriguing. Let's start a Facebook campaign or something to get your blog on there. If it works, then when you're famous, you can give me a lot of money.
Amber: Why aren't you bringing the bong over, that is the true question... Hmmmm. Now I want brownies. REAL ONES.
Sara: You're a nutter butter but that's why I LOVE you.
Fedge: I'mma stop over now :)
Olivia: No bonning for me :( Celibacy isn't as fun as I thought it would be.
Meg: I will give you money. Can it be in a painting? :)
What do you mean by becoming "famous"... ? I'm confused.
Become famous Osito.... like literally, becoming a famous writer or reality tv star or... something! You need to read back a little.
Yeah...but you are a Vampire and a Ninja AND a supporter of PETA, so who cares what they say? Besides, you have virtual brownies...with choco-chunks, so who is really winning here? If you had a Pet Blogger Support Badge on your blog, we would feature you. Just because you comment lots on our blog, you seem to be a funny person, (and we like that lots) and you can then achieve the lots-o- fame you strive for. Go for it! :)
i left u an award on my blog :)
There was this one time that I was going to post a comment, but I already forgot what I was going to say. So... um... ?
I got nothin'. And I remembered to take my pills today. I think it's time for an upgrade, eh?
Just left you an award on my blog. Hope this helps you reach blog of note :-).
Lookie Lou: How do I put that on my blog? I love pets so it would be awesome to have that :) I just don't know how to do it.
MB: Thank you ! That's my first one.
Kendahl: Girl you are SO crazy and I love it. Yes time for an upgrade fo' shizzle.
JoJo: :D! You guys are making me such a happy panda over here my Gah!
When will you be in town next Friday?
It's all politics. I'm convinced that the bloggers of note just have naked pics of people working for blogger, or something. There is some insanely boring shit that gets promoted.
Yay for brownies, though.
The whole Blogs of Note business is definate bull crap. I'm pretty sure they go with whatever blogs are the most neutral to readers. I mean honestly, do you think the world is ready for your Facebook Ninja post?
Wait really? Did you just call my shit out?! Don't worry the tornado didn't sweep me away or kill me or send me to Oz so I can wear pretty shoes. What it did do is warp time or something because apparently I hadn't posted in over a month. Dear lord, am I even in the same year?! I'm afraid.
Yeah, I appreciate the dramatic affect, but at the cost of a BON that is actually fairly awesome (come on I'm way cooler than mustaches, and plants, and foreign languages)? Come on now, awesome blogs have to stand together amongst all this crap. Yes, I called your blog awesome. Represent.
So maybe, you can stop by my blog without calling my shit out. But if you do call my shit out, please call it out for being epic as fuck ;)
Girl and Guitar
Sauce... I wasn't talking about you not posting in a month, I was talking about that other blog that was picked, The Crow Hill Almanac. When they were picked, they hadn't posted in over a month, so you KNOW I was like, WHAT??!?!?!?
glad to see all your hard work paid off and you finally became a blog of note... now if i can just figure out how to
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