Happy Memorial Day kiddies! I went through a lot to take this here picture of the lovely lady with the questioning dress that looks like a shirt and made my head so confused it almost exploded into a heap of vodka and ninjas. Nevertheless, I took the picture and ran out of the night club, escaping three really big girls (friends' of the lady in question) by a hair. When it comes to dresses that are this short, it pays off to be safe and a) wear tights or b) realize that a dress should never really be this short in the first place and opt for another outfit choice altogether. I had my friend photoshop all the cellulite dimples from the picture for the safety of your eyes, ladies and gents (and yes, she is holding on to a stripper pole).
You're welcome.
18 comments:
I heart stripper poles
I heart stripper poles.
hahahahhaha! wow. that dresshirt . . . is . . . *something else* ;P
Brave lady. *Both* of you.
I don't suppose there's any chance that box on the "stage" contained tape to hold that hemline in place, is there? Please say yes. For the love of all that is holy and hairy, say yes.
you should have left the cellulite... it goes for abetter oh mah gah! LOl
so i go into certain stores (like old navy and macy's -- not like bebe since those are ALL DRESSES) and have to ASK the salespeople if the the cute items that I'm holding are shirts or dresses.
I mostly do this because i don't want to end up on your blog.
Oh dear. No one over the age of five should be wearing a romper.
Oh WOW. That's so not a dress.
My daughter works in a store that sells club clothes and she is constantly hissing in my ear "That is a SHIRT not a DRESS. Flippin Skank!" whenever we go out and see someone wearing something like this. The worst time? My Sis in law's wedding. The groom's sister was wearting a shirt (masquerading as a dress), looking like the queen of skanks and holding her 9 month old baby. Just wrong.
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Oh Mah Gah is RIGHT! This is just disturbing lol.
NO PLEASE DON'T GET ON THE POLE NOOOOO!!!
You guys are making me laugh!
Lost: I heart stripper poles too! No shame in the game, but all with a touch of glass. Wait? Is there any class in stripper poles? Hmmm. lol
Amanda: Glad I could make you laugh. I'll keep em' coming.
Jo: I am the defender of good fashion everywhere! Brave comes with the territory. I think I'm still hungover oh Gawd.
Elly: No tape honey. She braved it up and was dancing up a storm.
Curly: I will leave all the cellulite next time. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Alex: Unless you come to Miami and wear something like this, you're safe.
Margaret: LMAO, you're too much.
Veronica: Thanks for stopping by :)
Spot: Like I said in the email, there's so much stuff here in Miami to be seen, I just have to be a better papparazzi.
Chris: Love you! :) *muah* hope you enjoyed NYC babe.
Can your friend photoshop MY cellulite? Except not if I have to wear a skank dress.
I concur with you should have left the celli
LOL
If I can't tell if it is a shirt or a dress, I just don't buy it. Leggings and accessories would be to much work.
Amy I agree... This was just a tragedy all in all. It's official.
Ummmm the scariest part was watching her giggle all over that pole live...no need to get on it! My nightmares of that night are even worse than yours with your fear of commitment!
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