Oh Mah Gah Mondays: Muffin Top Edition.

It’s a vastly grey and gloomy Monday here in Miami…. And there’s nothing that cheers me up more than a glass of wine and a fashion don’t. Today, we’ll begin a new section of Red Means Go entitled "Oh Mah Gah Mondays", where I will amuse you with the top fashion don’t of the previous week. Today’s is the most common one I think.

Why? I don’t know... But it sure is tragic.

Behold, the fluffly muffin top:

This picture was taken at Ezeiza airport in Buenos Aires, so it's obviously not just an American thing. Ladies, if you're a size 14, don't try to squeeze into a 10. Same if you're a 6, don't wear a size 2. Just because the zipper closes, doesn't mean it fits (it just doesn't work that way). Let's all wear our true sizes and not commit this crime, eh? I leave you with my favorite celebrity fashion wrecks... Mary Kate and Ashley. Billions can't buy fashion sense apparently.