Red Means Go... Take One.

What exactly does one say on their first post without sounding incredibly corny, dorky and self-absorbed?

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Hi.

My name is Annah.

I live in Miami.

I like tuna, vampires, partying until my wig falls off, skirt steak, traveling, vodka, doggies, ninjas, champagne and cupcakes (not necessarily in that order).

This blog will mainly center around those things, and sex tapes with Ricky Martin. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do (the blog, not the sex tape).

Disclaimer: All things posted on this blog are real. The names of the innocent have all been changed to protect their identities and if your name is on here, it's purely coincidental. With that said, don't take it too harshly, it's not that serious.